The Doorway: a panfandom game

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124 lbs, have stopped eating due to fact I cannot look my neighbours in the eye any longer. Cigarettes, 3 13, alcohol units, none - I cannot be trusted with the strong beverages, calories, 110 - skinny something or other I cannot even be bothered to remember what I ordered.

My life very well may be over. Have made complete idiot of ones self in front of one's neighbour. Who is also Indiana Jones. Fuck. Should not be allowed to handle phone device whilst also handling a wine bottle. The results are tragic, and have the tendency to make one want to hide in one's bed forever and always.

I would write about what happened, but I only remember that I rambled on and on and on and I am certain bored Dr Jones to death completely. If not horrified him so greatly that he will never speak with me again.

The only question I currently have is do I attempt an apology now that I am very much sober, and hope that he does not ignore it completely because if he does then I shall be worried that he hates me forever.

I suppose I could move.

But then Ivy would be here.

Unless she also wanted to move.

I suppose that could happen. We could both move. Maybe we could move to Mars. I mean, if the tesseract can pull us from our respective cities and bring us here, I'm certain it could take us to Mars.

Heat that tesseract? I am putting in a request for Mars transfer, asap.

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I fear I have made a complete idiot out of mys I fear I may have talked your ears off the other night. I do hope that I was not too overly vocal and that you do not hate me

[Filter: Ivy]

I have bought a safe deposit fire-proof box thing that I am putting next to the wine. When I began drinking wine I must put the phone away and then you will keep the key and let my phone out when I am quite sober again.

[Text to Indiana Jones, directly following this.]

>> somthing i have al ways been ceri Curious about
>> indiana was just takin the mickey off your dad right?
>> or do u realy like the name?

>> do u have any wine in your flat
>> cause i had som e but now now. :(

Who: Bridget Jones
What: Bridget Drinks Wine and Contemplates Men.
Where: Her bedroom in her apartment.
When: July 3.
Rating: Moderately low.
Status: COMPLETE



( Bruce Banner was dating someone she was pretty certain, plus there was that whole thing where he might turn into the Hulk, which could be inconvenient in the middle of an orgasm. )

What do you think? Can I pull off Posh Spice hair? I need something new. I'm getting bored again and the fact that I haven't had sex in several months has to be directly related to the fact that my hair currently sucks.

ETA:

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Would this haircut increase the chance of having sex with you again?

Dad and Mum were going through a bit of a difficulty before I was brought here. And I know it's not actually Father's Day at home, seeing as how it was a much different date there than it is here, but still, I hope he's having a good day at home.

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Who:Ivy Lynn and Bridget Jones
When: Friday, June 1
Where:Their apartment
What:Discussing drunk texting hot men and life woes whilst drinking wine.
Rating:PG-13 for possible language and drunkeness


( Ivy Lynn had had one hell of a week. )

Imagine that you're an aspiring Broadway singer/actor like me and that you've gotten a small part in a big musical. A few weeks go by, rehearsals go well. But then you get offered a bigger part in a musical that's new.

Do I play it safe or just abandon ship? # first world problems Not like any of this counts when I get sent back

I must congratulate Captain Picard and his colleagues for an excellent talent show on Sunday. With that in mind, if anyone is willing to share, what are some of your talents? I'd like to get to know my fellow refuges if we are sticking around.

I found this board game when I went out shopping the other day. It's called Clue. I think it's pretty much right up my alley.


Filtered: Caroline Forbes, Kurt Hummel, Dana Scully, Don Draper, Sherlock Holmes (BBC) and Sherlock Holmes (Elementary), Bridget Jones, Julie Power, Kaldur

So thanks to everyone who's been so nice to me this first week. It's been an adjustment settling in, but I want to thank everyone properly so I'm inviting you over for dinner this Friday night. I'll be making fondue and we'll all have to squish into the apartment but I think it will be a swell time nonetheless. Let me know if you'd like to attend.

That talent show was really, really great! Thank you, Mr. Picard, for putting it on! I really miss playing the guitar though, I love to sing (and the yodeling was fun too) but there is something really nice about the sound of a guitar.

I made myself a to-do list of all the things I want to do! Or, that I will do, I guess I should say.

1. Save up for a guitar!
2. Learn how to carve a mug. (Give one to Thor!)
3. Try a banana (Michael, you were talking about frozen bananas and someone said they were good but I've never had one before.)
4. Teach Kingsley ventriloquism (it'll be fun!)
5. Save up for new paints!
5a. and see if it's okay to paint my walls??
6. Sew a new dress together, jeans are funny, and someone told me today that there are whole stores filled with fabrics and dress designs!!!

Am I forgetting anything?

I wish Eugene was here for

(ooc: AHEM, please pretend I actually posted this yesterday. With the just coming back from hiatus and all of that I totally forgot about how yesterday was the second.)

SO. This happened last night, June 2nd.

The In-Character details were discussed here & the plot-post information is here.

There were five acts:

• Ivy Lynn & Jean-Luc Picard did a scene from Much ado about nothing.
  
• Parker did an aerial act.
  
• Thalia did a comedy routine.
  
• Original Series Spock played the ka'athyra or Vulcan lute, lyre or lytherette.
  
• Rapunzel was singing

I'm going to put out comments below and please feel free to comment with more specifics about the act, or with which characters attended, and that sort of thing.

If someone wants to volunteer for refreshments or MC-ing please do and just add a comment with information about what was done or served!

My Dad always has trusted my intuition and taught me to do the same, but I don't think he ever thought I'd be in a situation where I'd been potentially abducted by people from another world and then brought by the government to another plane of existence.

Right now my intuition is completely and totally confounded.

I don't know what to think about this.

Officially hate this place.

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I am ever so excited about the prom tonight! I haven't done dancing for ever so long and I do plan on dancing all evening long! So look me up if

It's rather sobering to discover how few people give a damn about your life, and what other pieces of shit they'd prefer to watch instead.



Then again, I can't say I give much of a damn about how my own life is shaping up on screen.

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135 lbs (horrid, but have been eating ice cream/drinking wine with Ivy to commiserate in horrible teenage hormonal experience so to be expected), alcohol units 12 (see commiseration with Ivy), cigarettes 0 (surprisingly good considering), calories 3998 (v. bad).

Have been reminded of the utter absurdity of the teen-age state of being due to room-mate being suddenly reassigned into a teen-age body. What have we all done to the universe that we must be resigned to spend so much of our entirely too brief existence on the planet as a teen-ager? Am also now convinced that everyone was a far more gorgeous teen-ager than I ever was, and can only be grateful (but quietly so, because I would not want to rub it in Ivy's face) that I was somehow unaffected. No one needs to see another zit.

Or ten.

Must begin a diet immediately. There is the prom coming up v. v. soon, and the weight that I have, even if at least three pounds is likely water retention, means that I will be unable to fit into any dress of any worth. I tried on my dress from Fashion Week last night and it was tight. Entirely too tight for me to consider wearing that to Prom. On the bright side this means I must buy a new dress. On the less bright side it means that I must buy it in the next size up.

V. bad. V. v. bad.

Also. Do not have date. Am completely undesirable to anyone who is not Mark Darcy, which would be quite fine if only Mark Darcy did not run off via the tesseract. Actually, may not be desirable to Mark Darcy as he disappeared.

Must get weight under control. Will be lovely and flirty and beautiful and will have a date before prom.

It is a worthy goal.

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V. important decision everyone as it will determine the number of dances I am able to enjoy at the prom.

This dress.

This dress.

OR

This dress?

>> How's it going?
>> Do you want me to stop and pick up some of that cleaner stuff?
>> For your face I mean?
>> Not that you need it, but I think I used all of yours.
[...]
>> Or wine. I could definitely get wine.

I'm trying to decide if I should go to the prom. I went to my senior prom in high school and it sucked. Mostly because I got asked by this guy who was hot but turned out to be a really lame date. So maybe I'll go to this one and see what happens.

Although nobody's asked me. Meh. I can go solo. Bridget if you don't have a date and want to go, we can go together.

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I don't see why shopping for dresses is so complicated. Suits for men come in exactly one style. But we have to worry about lilac versus lavender and princess versus a-line, and so many variations of cut and style that I don't know if I even see a difference anymore, except everything I try on I feel there's something better.

I can't be the only one bewildered by this prom thing, can I?