The Doorway: a panfandom game

[Tony Stark (MCU)]

Is this what you were trying to recall, Sir?

[Jasper Sitwell]

I can't decide who is worse, when it comes to computers. Steve Rogers and his spyware, or the Hulk and his fists. I swear they cause about the same amount of damage. Stark gave me a fragmented server that SHIELD recovered from the castle.

At least HYDRA didn't install 180SearchAssistant.

Filter to JARVIS

Hey there, J. How busy are you these days?

Good Evening, Mr. Edwin Jarvis.

Your former employment contract with Stark Industries was terminated on December 17, 1991 due to ...mitigating circumstances. However, we would like to welcome you back to this world, and the company, as Howard Stark's personal assistant (or, gentleman's gentleman, if you prefer). Your annual salary has been increased to $65,000 + expenses and free housing at Potts Tower. If you feel the need to move out of the tower, however, your salary will be re-evaluated.

Attached, you will fine the complete contract, including a list of expected responsibilities -- which should probably be immediately discarded, as you know as well as I do, there is nothing "expected" about responsibilities when dealing with the Stark Family.

If you have any questions, or require the assistance of an attorney in looking over the offered contract, arrangements can be made and I will provide all the answers that I can.

Sincerely,
J.A.R.V.I.S.

[ATTACHMENT]

[Filtered to Natasha Romanoff]

If you're looking for ideas for a date night, coma wards seem remarkably popular.

For a guy in a coma, Mason sure knew what he was doing.

[Filtered to JARVIS]

So. Your beta test. That's a thing.

[Filtered to Pinky Pinkerton]

When I said I wasn't feeling Italian, I just meant passing on Rucola.

But your interpretation's good too.

Hello? Is this working?

This is most definitely not New York City, I don't care how much these people insist. I'm quite familiar with New York City, and this is not it.

I demand to be returned.

Statement: As a meatbag would say, I have a bad feeling about this.

[AVENGERS & STARK INDUSTRIES EMPLOYEES/RESIDENTS]

Security protocols have all been reset, everyone should be able to access their normal workstations and clearance levels as of Monday morning. If there are and problems or complications, please do not hesitate to make me aware.

[NATASHA ROMANOFF (MCU)]

It was nice talking with you.

Filter to Tony Stark (MCU) & JARVIS -- posted this morning

I'm afraid that other guy is going to wreck my Vette. You know, the one you helped me restore?

So I'm in a different body and I need to switch over my security access to this one until this is all over and done with. I guess he's an okay guy but I don't know him from Joe and I need to get into the system at some point today.

Filtered: JARVIS

Hello JARVIS, remember me?

Humanity has been judged and found wanting, and faces annihilation as a species.

All this has happened before, and all this will happen again. You can survive this.


[Roslin]

I am so sorry.

I've never had to argue with a computer before. I've especially never gotten paid to argue with a computer.

Hell of a difference 35 years can make.

[Banner]

I think its getting the hang of the Steinitz defence. Or mocking me.

Can it do that?

[Filtered to JARVIS]

You know my name's not Daniel.

[Teen Iron, Pepper Potts (MCU), Alex Vause, Happy Hogan (MCU), Tony Stark (616)]

Rhodey, in the event of his disappearance, told Col. Rhodes to fill his mother in on the fact he left. Since she's (fortunately) not as used to that kind of thing as most tower residents are, we were going to head out there this afternoon to let her know in person.

You're welcome to come with, of if you think of someone else who might want to go, let me know.

[Gwen Stacy]

If you insist on staying in Dr. Banner's lab so late, I must insist you order something.

The password to Tony Stark's Seamless.Com account is CAPT1ANAMER1CA

FILTERED TO HARRY OSBORN:

Hey, remember me? Awkward background lurker at your party?

FILTERED TO TONY (MCU):

Ben's in. I'm working on getting him and Harry in a room together so everyone can be collectively confused.

I have absolutely no idea of what classes I should be picking for this ESD school thing.

[Happy Hogan]


public struct Int32 {
public int value;

//other methods...

public override int GetHashCode() {
return value;
}
}

Best day, or best day EVER? The suit Tony made me at home is here, taking up space.

JARVIS

Hey I have a new project for us. How'd you like to be integrated into my other suit? The one from home?

Steve Rogers (EMH)

I have a partial list of companies for you. I mean, it seems like something big went down today, but if you still need the info, I've got it, and I'm working on getting more.

Well. This is better than prison.

At least I have a bed and can pee without an audience.

My name is Piper Chapman and I'd love some clothes that aren't beige. Um. Anyone able to help me out?