And seriously I need to talk to this tesseract thing about digistruct tech because that trip? Totes painful. There has to be a better interface for kidnapping people from like wherever. Man it's just lucky Deathtrap doesn't have pain receptors cause people totally would have gotten laser eye'd to death. Though I guess that means those Shield peons would be the sorry ones. Maybe the tesseract would have felt really bad about it though. Totally think it would.
So... Sup! I'm Gaige. Been a while since I've been in civilization. Even if this one is like a million years behind. Well technically only a few thousand or whatever. But hey no more skag skewers!