The Doorway: a panfandom game

This place is BORING!

Man, that Candy Crush Saga game is seriously addictive. I gotta stop playing. But I'm so close to finishing Delicious Drifts and getting to world four.

Hey, anyone seen Maya around? Siren, blue hair, blue tattoos, gorgeous, will phaselock your ass at the drop of a hat?

Encrypted Post to Borderlands Bros in Safehousing Goodness

soooooooooooooooooooooo glad we took that job offer!

[Filtered to SAFEHOUSE]

Some of you are e-famous.

I am getting just a little sick of this Rising Tide.

Filtered: Maya & Mordecai

I got something you could tear up, even save a life in the process. No red tape.

Finally played through some of the Headhunter DLC in the game I'm from. Man, they had Zombie TK Baha in one of them. Poor TK. Man, I liked that one-legged blind crazy dude. Sucks seeing him as a zombie but hey, at least he's not dead.

[Filtered to Maya]

Hey, chica. Let's go out tonight. Found this group that does something called parkour. Me? I call it 'getting around Pandora on a normal day'. There's some of them doing some training tonight. I reckon we show up and make 'em look like amateurs.

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Man, I gotta stop taking Bloodwing Junior into work. She keeps trying to eat the mail. Except if I leave her at home, she's gonna eat my sofa.

For those who died do any of you remember death? Did you come back like you left or was something damaged? Did you ever get whole again?

For those who've made the decision that killing is a last resort what would drive you to it?

[Filter DC]

It's odd. I would do anything to keep big bird or little bird from ever having to take that last resort but I wouldn't feel as broken if baby bird came back and made my choice. I think I'd just try to help him understand the magnitude of the choice instead. To be honest I think sometimes the old man should make that choice and he doesn't.

This is mostly inspired by an ongoing debate at the office and people posting about the Winter Olympics: but if you could somehow compete in either version of the Olympics what would your sport be?

For me its a tie between snowboard cross and hockey for winter and rifle for summer.

*Filter: Jack and Ianto*

Drinks soon?

Now this is a little more like home. Computers with attitude that are trying to maim or kill you. Though I coulda done without Blood killing the toaster this morning. I mean, I'm sure the toaster deserved it but damn if it wasn't noisy. And she left little toaster bits all over the floor and nearly stepped on them when I got up.

Dining hall patrons beware. I suck at food service. If you don't want mashed potato volcanoes don't come see me.

MORDECAI

DID THEY DEMOTE YOU. WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK.
I don't even know how to make food beyond chicken noodle soup.
i'm going to die. I can't shoot things!
This is hell.

Mordecai
Just me or were those interviews like sleep walking through a park? Yeesh. They ain't got shit on Handsome Jack, huh? Drinks? Dinner? Hey our date! Let's do that.

Public
Today I built a snow man. Then a few more. Then phaselocked them into the trees. I wonder how many people got terrified by snowmen in trees? I mean, they weren't nice looking... oops?

This place is making me soft.

Mordecai
Hey. Got something to admit to you. Der.

Gaige
Let's hit up a paintball arena or something
I WANNA HURT SOMETHING.
and not kill it because I can't do that here.

BLARGH.

Not bad for a first effort. I like this game. It's kind of simple and easy and you play it in bars when you're drunk. And you bet on the result. I made a fortune last night.

[Filtered to Maya]

Hey, chica! Did you count your kills in London?

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That shit in London was awesome. Just like being back on Pandora. Though with less psychos throwing axes at me. Bastards. Those things freaking hurt.

FILTERED TO SHIELD:

This is an all hands on deck alert. Disturbance in Greenwich, London indicates an alien invasion. Currently unknown species at this time. Be aware that gravimetric anomalies are increasing by the moment with an unspecified outcome.

Coulson, your team along with Cell 11 have been give coordinates to rendezvous from Spain. The bus should be able to be there in 1.5 hours.

Cell 2, cut your Oslo plans short. Make your way to London now.

Cells 3, 5, 6, and 9. We've gotten a portal from Dr. Strange. Make your way to SHIELD headquarters immediately for deployment.

Again, this is an ALL HANDS ON DECK. Be prepared for surprises. We have an array of weapons that we'll be needing to try out to stop them. This is where Phase 2 would have been

ETA:FILTERED TO ANYONE WITH MEDICAL TRAINING:

We are currently taking refugees with medical training to go to London to assist with injured civilians and agents. If you're able, please go to SHIELD Headquarters at 59th @ Madison Ave.

Dude you guys get real uptight over a little looting.

This place kinds of redeems itself at this time of year for all the boring old rules and lack of being able to shoot things. Thanksgiving - get together with friends and eat and drink. Christmas - get together with friends and eat and drink. Now New Year's Eve. Get together with everyone and eat and drink. Awesome. Are there celebrations like this any other time of the year?

GAIGE! MORDECAI! CHRISTMAS. It looks like a badass holiday! Which is why I GOT YOU BOTH PRESENTS!!!

Filter: Mordecai
Of course I got you a couple extra tooooooo