The Doorway: a panfandom game

FILTERED TO HP NEXT GEN:

Are any of you not going to that prom thing or should I resign myself to a night of desperation where I sit myself in front of the telly watching bad reality shows and drown my sorrows in wine, macaroni and cheese, and hot wings?

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I was told today that I have a really good fake British accent. So. Go me.

Um, important question!

Who wants to go with me to prom? My boyfriend got sucked through the Tesseract and all the boys I know from my world are taken.

I'm really charming, I promise!

I appear to have some of the best children in the world. Though this was my first Mother's Day as a mother, I'm glad I have such wonderful children to share it with.

Ron, we did something right.

Filtered to: Ginny Weasley, Molly Weasley, Angelina Weasley, Alice Longbottom, Tonks

And happy Mother's Day to all of you lovely mother's in my world. I hope your day was lovely!

Filtered to: Harry Potter

Checking in with you. How are you, hmm?

Filtered to: Ronald Weasley

I know why I married you. I can tell already, even if we're not married yet in both of our timelines. And I'm glad that we did whatever we did right to raise children like we have. I love you.

You can stop guarding your Butterfingers now, New York City. Dominique's gone home.

FILTER: LILY LUNA POTTER

Happy birthday, Lil. I hope the arrangement was as good as it looked online.

What's tomorrow?

Oh, yeah. It's my birthday.

FILTER: HP NEXT GENS

Now that Frugo has stopped puking long enough to think straight again,

Teds, I know you're not all right, and it'd be ridiculous to ask you if you are. But if you need us for anything, you know we're here. And let's face it. Some of us pushier bastards will probably be there even if you don't need us for anything.

In the meantime, I propose obtaining a disgusting amount of chocolate.

I have to admit that "Winter is Coming" is a pretty badass family motto, but I love mum's "Biscuits are Coming" motto better. It's so much more satiating.

FILTER: JOHNSON-WEASLEY BROOD

You lot are pretty awesome, and I just thought I'd share that with you. That being said, I need help testing some products and you don't have a choice in helping me.

I've never been to a baseball match. It could be exciting. I know some say it's rather dull, but I've never been, I think it sounds exciting.

I could set it up and see about group ticket pricing if anyone is interested.

Ange, Ali, George, Oliver, I've already signed you up.

YOUTUBE, MAN. I think it's now my favourite internet thing. I was obsessed with the TV thing and stuck mostly to the network when I got here, but now? No, step aside, it's all about 'Tube.

I found my face twin! I now understand why people shouted GLEE! JAKE! YOU BETTER NOT HURT MARLY OR I'LL KILL YOU! at me in the street. I thought they had confused me - and they had - or that Americans are crazy - which is true for quite a lot - but no! It's this guy!



I want to watch this incredible camp show now. If it wasn't already creepy enough that he looks like me, he sings like me, too. Except I sound a bit more British. Uncool, man. How do I capitalise on this?

FILTER: LYDIA BENNET

So. Youtube, eh?

I just took Bernard out on a walk with a sippy cup of vodka in hand and nobody even questioned it. I LOVE NEW YORK!!! Now I'm just chilling at this outdoor cafe eating ALL OF THE DESERTS. Alone time with Bernard is good, but what's going on tonight?! I want to go out and have some fun!!!!

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TEXT MESSAGES: FRED II

» ffffrrrrrr
» eeeeeedddddd
» I'm bored as shite
» Let's go hit Albeverus with a bag full of butter
» or idk something

"Watch how much cake you're eating, Ginevra," they said.

"Don't lose thar planner, it'll save your life," Hermione said.

"Gin, please don't get hurt the week before our wedding," Harry said.

"GET OFF MY LEMON TARTS, RON," I said.

So. Lemon tarts? Raspberry? Or even twizzlers? Girl's gotta stress eat.

FILTERED TO HP NEXT-GEN TYPES:

If you didn't notice, Scorpius has been gone the past while and I'm finally ready to drink about it somewhere that isn't alone and in the kitchen so I can stop judging myself. Someone can take me out drinking, please/thank you.

Weasley-Potter role-call! They told me the lot of you were here and I need to know how much food to make for dinner.

Edited in later: Ah, right. Molly Weasley here. The first. I imagine some of you remember me a bit older or with gray hair. Surprise!

Say what you want, but tomorrow I'm going to the Central Park Zoo and am going to stare at the penguins when they have their brunch at 10:30. Anyone's more than welcome to join me and my coffee mug!

FILTER: THE LUPIN FAMILY

I had a great time at dinner tonight, and it was so nice to finally meet you face to face. Teddy's told me a lot of good things about you, Tonks and Remus, so it was nice to see firsthand.

Filtered: James S. Potter, Lily Luna, Hugo & Rose, Fred II

Soooo... would this be a bad time to bring up my undying love for Oliver Wood with my mom?

Considering that we work out together?

[ FILTERED: Friends & Family ]

Looks like I might finally have a job. Tonks and I were looking into the police force here. We told them about our background, training, etc. If I get through their training, I should be able to get a job with the police department here in the city.

Hate those uniforms they wear, though.

How many of you have been able to find jobs that are close to the ones you have at home, and who's stuck in a job that's basically nothing like you did, and likely have no chance of finding what you're use to?

GROUP-TEXT TO GEORGE & ANGE WEASLEY

» hey parentals
» you know what new york needs?
» the family business.

TEXT TO HUGO

» huuuuuuuu
» goooooooo
» make me a sandwich

Sign me up. Some small part of me's always wanted to know what it would feel like to run away and join the circus, so I think this is a nice substitute.

FILTER: FRIENDS AND FAMILY OF DOMINIQUE WEASLEY (SANS THE LADY HERSELF)

Alright, everyone, listen up. Dominique's birthday is on Saturday, and I'd be willing to offer my apartment up for a party that night.

Otters chasing butterflies and 25 things that will definitely make you smile.