The Doorway: a panfandom game

I really hope that was the first and last time I fall asleep with my girlfriend and wake up with a Tony Stark instead. We didn't even go to Vegas.

For those of you who are in a similar situation to my own, I'm sorry this is happening. I can't give you a timeline on when it might pass, but I hope it'll be soon.

And on another note - if you are the victim of any sort of abuse, or if you know that someone else is, whether it's physical or verbal, please let someone else know. A friend, teacher, a police officer, just tell someone. Or you can come talk to me about it. What happened to the young girl the other day should have never happened, and no one supporting her should be attacked for that either. I know I don't need to lecture anyone here, but if anything else happens, I want to know about it. Having new abilities you don't understand is scary enough, but it doesn't make someone any less of a person. It isn't right to lash out at something you don't understand, and reacting in fear is not going to help anyone. So let me know - I think a lot of us can relate to not understanding parts of ourselves, and people out there still need our help and our support.

... This is weird coming from this face, isn't it?

SHARON CARTER (616):

So, you kicked Dorian, huh?

If you feel the need to remind yourself of how old you really are, don't forget that Starbucks is celebrating the frappuccino's 20th birthday with a special limited time flavor: birthday cake. 5 days only. Get it while you can.

As for me, I'll just be crying into my sad cup of plain black coffee tomorrow morning, wondering where exactly the last two decades went.

I need a date for a wedding.

So, yay, everyone on the world saving. Good job.

On the more down side of things, for everyone who knew Pete, MJ, and Kaine who I am going to punch if he's just passed out in a gutter somewhere have gone back.

For all former Parkers employees, I have checks for you for your wages for the rest of this month along with April. You can ring the bell for the apartment above Parkers to pick them up or I can drop them off at the tower. Whichever works best.

And for the middle ground, once the weekend rolls around, I can be found in the tower at room 2401.

Oh, look. It's the most horrible day of the year.

[ Jenny Takeda ]

What did you do to my Netflix queue?

[ Gwen Stacy ]

So. How are you feeling? Better than the A&D FX 200I I broke into about thirty pieces on ... was it Tuesday?

I don't remember if I thanked you.

[ Avengers (MCU) ]

We're just taking the week, right? I'm just taking the week.

Did my spell succeed? Did I do this?

Given the rapid rate of progression of this illness, the ESD classes will not be meeting until some resolution to this pandemic is found. If teachers wish to give online reading and writing assignments they can be pushed to students' tablets. But otherwise, to those who are sick, I hope that you feel better shortly, and those who are not, hopefully it will stay that way

Take it from your Aunt Jan: better to get fired than end up sick.

FILTERED TO TONY GATES:

You wanted me to let you know if I started feeling bad. Spent a good 20 minutes puking my guts up this morning.

I knew I shouldn't have taken the subway.

Jesus Ch All right. I'm going to put my Doctor hat on here for a second.

If you begin experiencing any flu-like symptoms (coughing, sore throat, stuffy or runny nose, shortness of breath, body aches, headache, fever, chills, general fatigue, nausea, vomiting or diarrhea - although the latter two are more common in children), stay put in your apartment and let me know how you're feeling. I'll be making house calls to check you out and to give you suggestions on how to treat it. Certain segments of the population are at a higher risk for developing serious complications from influenza (children, pregnant women, anyone over the age of 65, those with certain medical conditions like heart disease or asthma), but that's not to say the rest of us shouldn't be careful.

Wash your hands. Wear a face mask. Cover coughs and sneezes. Stay away from other people. If you have a fever, you should stay at home for at least 24 hours after the fever is gone. You can treat fever and cough with over-the-counter medicines found at the store, but if you're sick, send someone who isn't sick out to do that for you. And remember to drink water and other clear liquids so you can prevent dehydration. I know there are a lot of us who are unfamiliar with this kind of illness, so I hope this helps. If you have any questions or concerns, let me or another staff member from the clinic know.

I mean it when I say stay put. Even if you never get sick. Listen to your doc. I know what I'm talking about.

My dear Midgardians! I find myself with a spectacularly free set of days. This really cannot be acceptable.

[Thor and Sif]

Just making crystal clear, we are sticking around for the end days yes?

I'd hate to make plans to keep, oh, living.

I was just about to say that it's a fucking relief to see the tower still standing but then I remembered, this place isn't my home universe, so of course it's still standing.

Filter: Clint Barton

You had flowers and candles all set up for me.

[Filtered to Sif & Fandral]

Have either of you ever heard of a realm which could escape Judgement?

[Filtered to Avengers + Asgardian bros]

Hail my friends!

An artefact has been found that requires I believe our attention as a group. Midgard's mightiest heroes, I ask that all available meet at Avengers Mansion this evening to discuss how to move forward. I fear this is beyond the reach of any of us on our own.

[Filtered to Jane Foster]

I shall be late tonight.

FILTERED TO BARRY ALLEN:

Hi Barry. My name is Janet Van Dyne. My friends call me Jan. I'm a designer in - actually, this world and my home world. I do a lot of superhero designs and a friend of mine told me you were in the market for some shoes that won't burn up when you're being Speedy Gonzalez.

You wanna come in and get a fitting so I can make sure we can get you a few pairs of shoes -- normal shoes and/or costume shoes -- for those feet of yours?

FILTERED TO TONY GATES:

So that television debacle ruined our last date. What do you say I make sure there's no television around to distract us tonight?

Okay, I was thinking. If there was another me here and now he's gone, does that mean I get Other Me's stuff? I can babysit it until he comes back. I'm willing to do that.

Also, paging any and all Janet van Dynes because you're all probably equally talented and amazing. Can we talk for a sec?

And lastly, anyone have the name and number of a good agent?

Filtered to Jo Harvelle:

Feeling any better this morning?

Well. I had been considering jumping to another universe anyway.

Glad to hear everyone seems to be back and -- well, maybe not home, but kind of.

FILTERED TO TONY GATES:

Don't suppose you brought back any of that super classy, super sexy 1800s undergarments with you, did you? Those were some sexy photos, Tony.

I think I found what's creating the dark moods lately. Some sort of creature in cloak was down by the elevators. I could feel a powerful magic coming from it. Damned thing actually tried to bite my face.

All right, so my last post.

Something weird's going on. I've been mopey and depressed in my apartment, but after I've been out for a while, it's like a veil's been lifted and I can see everything the way I usually do. The second I go back into my apartment, back to the mopes. This isn't like me. At all.

So I'm wondering if there's anything that could cause something like this? A spell or an object that could be enchanted to make me feel the lowest I could feel. Does anyone have any ideas?

To the 18 people who sent this to me because you thought it "seemed like [my] sense of humor," you're all assholes.

But you're not wrong.

TEXT TO JANET VAN DYNE:

-- Hey, you feeling any better?