The Doorway: a panfandom game

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-- You're an asshole.

[Alex Vause]

I'm making you the new Captain America.

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Hey there, all your theatre buffs. Just a head's up that Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew kicks off 'in the Park' season at the Delacorte Theater, in Central Park.

It's an all-female cast, so I'm a bit interested in what that does to the atrocious gender politics of the original play. Anyway, I'll be there, and I've got a slew of tickets secured, if anyone else is interested.

[Alex Vause]

Pepper isn't
Can you can in touch with our M.I.T. Liaison? We're what, two weeks out from the Maria Stark Foundation presentation, and I can't stand the guy. Also, I'm 90% sure he's the guy from Community

[Steve Rogers (MCU)]

There's an outdoor art exhibit starting tomorrow, if you're interested. -- Oh, and I know the entire nation plans things for your birthday, but you know. I've sort of got something in mind for mine, if you want in?

New York, I missed you.

But it looks like the Dodgers didn't. They unapologetically beat the shit out of the Mets last Thursday at the Dodgers Stadium. It was good, but the food wasn't.

Anyway, I'm back! Anything I need to know?

[SAM WILSON (MCU)]

So, if I needed proof that I was in Wales, would you be willing to vouch for me?

[TONY STARK (MCU)]

Want anything from Europe?

Well it's not the short story I'd have picked. But I guess "Slammed in the Butthole by My Concept of Linear Time" is more a novella.

[Filtered to Tony Stark (MCU)]

Are you avoiding emails from government agencies this week?

[Text to Tony Stark (MCU)]

- I'm about the brave the weather to bring you some soup. Lobster bisque, to be exact.
- Before I step out into this storm, I do hope you're at home.

[TONY STARK (MCU)]

Got all the info. Where do you want it? [...] Their offices have dreadful security, by the way.

[SAM WILSON (MCU)]

Thanks for coming with me. Even if it was Wales.

[ALEX VAUSE]
(after talking to Tony)

I have a flash drive for you.

It seems all the excitement happens at the Tower.

( Private to Agent Natasha Romanoff )

( Private to Tony Stark (MCU) )

[Fox Mulder]

Hey - you busy?

Funny. I always pegged that guy more anti-registration.

[TXT MSG TO ALEX VAUSE]

-- Guess who has Valentine's Day in the bag this year

TEXT TO TONY STARK (MCU):

-- I have your bloodwork.
-- It's consistent with a viral infection, on the order of the flu.
-- Obviously his symptoms are extremely uncomfortable, but as he's not otherwise impaired, he should get through it without any serious problems.
-- Hydration and rest are important, as I'm sure you've been told many, many times, and have just as frequently disregarded.
-- Please consider this my gesture at urging you to have these results interpreted by someone with a relevant license.

I find that snow is far more interesting in theory than it is in practice. I also find that descriptions of the cold that accompanies snow are inadequate to the experience.

Assuming this is real, I think I officially have no business in saying that nothing can surprise me.

Is this some kind of superhero support group?

Seems like you'd have better luck with recruitment if you held meetings at a bar.

[Filtered to Foggy Nelson]

I guess I should say thanks or some shit.

What did you say your hourly rate was? I feel like I heard "free."

Ok so this place has a pretty large congregation of scientists from across universes and dimensions.

Anyone have any lab equipment they wouldn't miss?

Good to know most of the crap here isn't nearly as strong as Maraas-Lok. Disappointing as all hell, though, I gotta say.

( Cut (not filtered) for Star Wars spoilers/discussion. )