The Doorway: a panfandom game

Well shit.

[ JENNY TAKEDA & JON KASIYA ]

We're getting reports of attempts on the security systems here - specifically camera feed from from R&D, but the full scope isn't entirely clear. I know we're always cautious, but if you see anything or run into any anomalies whatsoever with security protocols, I'd appreciate a report.

And, of course, please don't allow this to put a damper on your love of dancing at your desk like nobody's watching.

Who: The whole game!
When: Leading up to Christmas
Where: Under tree. Delivered with bows. Handed to a person. Whatever!
What: Christmas presents!
Rating: Who knows!

Because this game is massive, and even if every character just sent ONE package to anyone, it would end up being so many posts that it would overrun the game. So to save our friends lists from imploding, we the moderators are asking that you fill out this form and reply HERE. It'll make it easier to find (Control-F is a lovely thing!) and we won't have to abuse our scroll button. Here's how we're going to do it. You will post for one character with everything that they got for their friends/family/etc. Make sure to tag your character and all the characters that yours gave gifts to as soon as you get their information up! In recognition of the time it can take to determine IC gifts, (properly tagged) gifts can count as a piece of activity for the gifting character for the month of December. <b>Character name:</b> Name! <b>GIFTS:</b> • <b>Giftee:</b> Present. • <b>Giftee:</b> Present. • <b>Giftee:</b> Present. • <b>Giftee:</b> Present. • <b>Giftee:</b> Present.

TWIMC, Human Mythology is cancelled today due to the distinct lack of oration. Office hours available by email. Syllabus schedule remains the same.

ETA: Class is uncancelled. Hawke is going to play Pictionary.

[Filter: Beverly Katz]
I've got awesome science for you to check out. I'll drop it off when things are back to normal.

[Text message to Jenny Takeda]

-- Do you have access to Stark's ancillary payroll lists?
-- I require a stripper

[ETA: Text message to Amadeus Cho, Peter Quill]

-- I'm a friend of Anakin's
-- His bachelor party's 11 pm tomorrow @ Tiro a Segno
-- 77 MacDougal St
-- pw's manicotti alla romano
-- Don't tell Anakin

[ETA: Text to Azari]

-- Want to help me kidnap a man on the eve of his wedding?
-- You can come to the party

Sometimes having the ability to phase makes it hard to have fun. I probably would have enjoyed that laser tag game, but I wasn't sure if my powers would make the lasers just pass right through me and that wouldn't have been fair to anyone.

Anyone want a dog? Or a cat?


[Filter: Tony Starks (616 & MCU) & Pepper Potts (616 & MCU) & ETA: Bruce Banner (616)]
Your Mini Me has disappeared and since his responsible half already got cube napped, does somebody wanna do something about his company?

That is, after I pull all my stuff off his servers.

Screw pumpkin spice.

Today I discovered salted caramel mocha and my world is now a better place.

[Jainakin]

I think we should put together a flyer with our family tree on it and start passing out out to any of our relatives who come through the Tesseract.

Can anyone outside the tower print and deliver a paper to Columbia University for me? My university e-mail does not seem to be functioning in this hellscape.

This fucking place! I'm the only one left. Shit

I am going to blow a hole through that stupid, glowing blue cube.

I keep waiting for them to say April Fools on Oscorp but man, it seems like it's actually real.

So who wants to join me watching the government take all their stuff? Because this is pretty much better than Christmas.

Eighteen years old. Finally.

All your chocolate cakes are belong to me.

After the Labor Day holiday, the ESD will be resuming classes for the fall term. Minors under the age of 18 are required to register for 12-18 hours of courses, with some concentration on actual academic courses: mathematics, science, literature, social sciences, etc as opposed to entirely more physical, practical, or special interest courses. Unless they have registered with an external New York City School.

( cut, not filtered, For Students )

For Everyone
Individual courses may be taught and reinstate the 1,000 per month stipend received by new arrivals and minors, though we also support several full time positions for those teaching 3 or more courses. While we can and will hire outside staff, we give preferential hiring to refugees. If anyone would like, we are currently looking to fill two Advisor positions and the following courses:

Algebra, Anthropology, Calculus, Geography of this World, Human Mythology, Modern Education in this world, and Spanish
Recently Added Courses: Aerial combat, Economics, Human Anatomy & Physiology, Modern Introduction to Law, Self-Defense

We are open to new classes though classes may be removed from the roster if there is a lack of interest. Thank you for your time and attention.

Seriously? Did I piss off one of you weather people or whatever?

This was a new outfit!

[ MCU AVENGERS ]

If Tony's checked in with any of you in the past week or so, I would love to hear about it.

Honestly - I could really use a pleasant surprise.

[ ALEX VAUSE ]

Did Tony happen to mention to you when he'd be gracing us with his presence next? Ballpark?

[ JENNY TAKEDA ]

How's your head?

[ TONY STARK (MCU) ]

Amendment to Potts-Stark General Co-Existence Agreement (e-date 8/12/2015):

§ 7.090 (Either party shall inform the other upon departure from premises of (1) habitual residence, (2) scheduled travel, (3) cohabitation, or (4) other such arrangements, when said departure is in excess of thirty-six (36) hours [media/Aveng. Init. clause omitted]) to be amended as follows:

§ 7.090. Either party shall inform the other upon departure from premises of (1) habitual residence, (2) scheduled travel, (3) cohabitation, or (4) other such arrangements, when said departure is in excess of thirty-six (36) hours and shall give notice to the other regarding the expected duration of said departure, said notice to be updated as circumstances may require, which should really go without saying, shouldn't it.

[Backdated to 8/7]

TEXT TO PEPPER POTTS(MCU):

-- So. Are you my boss? Or am I just weirdly stalking you?
-- Which if it's the latter than you should probably call the cops I know everything.
-- But if it's the former can I have a name please?

I'm in need of assistance. The woman I woke up in bed with I'm assuming someone I care about seems to have become a coyote.

Computers are great, but not when you keep getting alerts for everything from news feeds to status updates on random things. I don't recognize any of this stuff but I'm gonna guess it's important.

A journal would really come in handy right now. Instead, I've found a folder full of comic books, a ton of television shows and movies, a collection of animated graphics and/or still images with bold text on them, and a reminder list with even more stuff. Hope no one's holding their breath on that.

Looks like this memory loss thing is going around.

My name is Regulus Black. I was not told much before I was sent here to my new rooms, just the alleged basics - different universe or dimension of some kind. I'm fictional. Also, apparently die in a series of books that are popular. Which, I suppose, is better than not being from anything or unknown to everyone, so I'll settle for it. And accept that nothing is quite impossible.

But -- it was said that there are others here I might know?