Bridget Jones | Bridget Jones' Diary (singletonjones) wrote in thedoorway, @ 2013-06-16 11:49:00 |
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131lbs. V. bad. Alcohol Units 6. Calories 1924, which would be acceptable if not still half a day to go.
I miss my Father. I have no idea if he would have anything reasonable to say to me right now, but I'm certain he could come up with something and it would probably be smart.
Have been complaining to Ivy about how no men here seem to be interested in me, but have realised rather recently, that I do not particularly seem interested in the men. After all, there is Mark, and I think some part of me keeps hoping that he will just pop back in through the tesseract and we can pick up where we left off - more or less and hopefully with a bit more shagging - and I will no longer have to be 'on the market' as it were.
When one considers the number of fictional blokes around here, one supposes one might have better luck.
There may be an extreme lack of men from the romance genre, however.
I wonder if SHIELD would allow me to have a tête-à-tête with the tesseract in regards to this discovery.
After all, I suspect I would not be the only single woman here who would be delighted to have a perfect sort of fictional bloke just get popped out and moved in next door to us at Potts Tower.
Why is this not a real thing? If a giant blue cube can pull us all from all sorts of times and spaces and realities, why can it not also provide us with decent blokes at the same time?
Tesseract is clearly sexist. There is no other explanation for this sort of behaviour. Or misogynistic -- thank god for dictionary on computer as I can never spell that word accurately on first try.
At any rate, back to my original problem, which is the lack of Mark Darcy. The question I really have is do I continue to wait? I always do hate waiting on a bloke. I feel as if it is the sort of thing Jude would do and that Shasta and myself would counsel her against just such an action. Because why wouldn't we counsel her against that action? It's really rather dense to sit around waiting on a bloke to jumpstart your life. But that's in a normal situation and this is a decidedly abnormal situation. As in, if Mark Darcy were here I'm certain I would not be waiting around. It's not really Mark's fault that I'm having to wait on him.
If I don't wait on him does that make me a bad person?
I don't suppose drunk texting Indiana Jones, as one example, could make me a bad person even if it is not precisely 'waiting' on Mark Darcy. Not that I would ever do that. It is just an example.
God I need more wine.