The Doorway: a panfandom game

FILTERED TO: WEASLEYS, KATIE BELL, HERMIONE GRANGER, DORCAS MEADOWES, HARRY POTTER, ALICIA SPINNET, OLIVER WOOD.

There's a good chance I should have said something about this sooner. And Al and Kates already know but.

One of those people - does anyone even know which of them came first, by the way? - I had given birth to is on their way. Again. Which is weird.
And I'd rather be having this moment with George first.

And that was my roundabout way of saying George knocked me up pre-Tesseract trip.

GROUP TEXT MESSAGE: KATIE BELL & ALICIA SPINNET

-- THIS IS A PANICKY TEXT
-- BECAUSE I AM PANICKING
-- BECAUSE THERE'S
-- I'M
-- FUCKING HELL

Filtered to Potterverse

MERLIN is here. MERLIN!

HOW BRILLIANT IS THAT?

[Filtered to Alicia & Oliver & Ange]

So, I sort of cooked way too much food. The flat is filled with too much stuff. Please help me eat it.

[End]

[Filtered to Harry]

How are you doing?

[End]

Waking up this early again is reminding me of school years.

Filter: Friends and Family

For those who didn't already know, Mum was sent back. Ginny, too, looks like.

It'd be really fantastic if the Tesseract could bloody stop taking my family away from me.

Posted via Journaler.

FILTERED TO: ALICIA SPINNET, KATIE BELL & OLIVER WOOD.

I feel like I'm going to be sick, and not even the sort of all right kind that comes from a good time the night before. Someone needs to take pity on me and get me a potion some medicine. Of some kind.

If you're looking for me, I will be lying beside the toilet in your bathroom. The floor's nice and cool, and it's easy access for if I actually am sick.

Oh what fun look at all the tapestries! It's so DULL that there aren't more carpets on walls don't you think?

This green tastes fun what is it?

Where am I, I don't know?

Weasleys

I miss mum.

FILTERED TO: Sirius Black, James Potter, Remus Lupin, Marlene McKinnon, Lily Evans, Harry Potter, Alicia Spinnet, Katie Bell, Angelina Johnson, Oliver Wood, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger and other HP people Dorcas knows of who might have an interest in Quidditch

Right, so I've just had a chat with Hermione Granger about charming some brooms. The goal is to play Quidditch, but first we need brooms we can fly. According to Hermione, the first step is to design some more aerodynamic brooms, because the regular Muggle brooms won't fly worth a damn.

Obviously, the more people we have on this, the better, so who's in? SHIELD has me a bit busy these days, but I'll do what I can. I figure once we have an idea of who's going to be working on this, we can set up a time to get together and hash everything out.

You know, I've had about enough of madmen claiming to be killing people for the betterment of society.

Posted via Journaler.

Right, so since I can't mooch off of SHIELD forever, plus I'd get bored if I tried, I've decided to get a job. Picked up all the paperwork for the NYPD, which seems like my best bet considering my work history is pretty much badarse Chaser and Auror. Doesn't translate well to the Muggle world, does it?

Filter: Katie, Angelina, Oliver

Let's go out and celebrate my impending employment, yeah? I'm sure this city has a few pubs we haven't discovered yet.

TEXT MESSAGES TO ANGELINA WEASLEY AND OLIVER WOOD

>> just saw the notice
>>you all right? I'm really sorry
>> anything I can do?

Posted via Journaler.

I feel a bit like I might be sick again. That trip didn't agree with my stomach in the least bit. I also haven't decided if it's a good or bad thing that this situation is so organised.

More importantly, however, I've been told there are some people I might know around these parts. Where the hell are you all? I demand reactions of happiness and excitement to see me.

Filter: Girl Friends (Katie, Ange, Lexi, Hermione feel free to assume others)

How wrong/trite/etc would it be for me to attempt to shag Captain Kirk? Who is apparently on this famous show that is BLOODY BRILLIANT, thank you Internet and Netflix for educating me on this.

So, anyway, he's fit. I may be attempting to flirt.

This place is BLOODY BRILLIANT! Officially a fan of the Tesseract for bringing me here!

Posted via Journaler.

[ooc: posted much earlier today]

Filtered: Lily Luna Potter

According to tumblr, you will eventually have many babies with either Lorcan or Scorpius, so HAPPY EVENTUALLY MOTHER'S DAY!

That's not the point of this filter though. The point is that I am going to prom with Oliver and there is a dire need to go shopping for a dress and shoes.

Filtered: George Weasley

Um Alright, so you know how I'm 24 and can date whoever I want and you didn't seem that weirded out by James and Alicia? Or at least I hope you didn't. We're going out. You, me and the lovely and honored-every-day-but-especially-today Angelina Weasley. After joining Grams little get-together meal on the 13th floor, of course.

Filtered: Angelina Weasley

First of all, Mum, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! Even if technically you're not one yet at this stage of your life but you get there eventually so you're getting the special treatment anyway.

Aaaaand on that note, I'm going to bring up something that might seem a little peculiar to bring up now and I'm not entirely sure if it's appropriate (I do that often, though, you get used to it): I'm going to prom with Oliver. I told him I'd talk to you and Dad and make sure you're both okay with it so. I think there will be that talk with Dad coming up very soon.

I appear to have some of the best children in the world. Though this was my first Mother's Day as a mother, I'm glad I have such wonderful children to share it with.

Ron, we did something right.

Filtered to: Ginny Weasley, Molly Weasley, Angelina Weasley, Alice Longbottom, Tonks

And happy Mother's Day to all of you lovely mother's in my world. I hope your day was lovely!

Filtered to: Harry Potter

Checking in with you. How are you, hmm?

Filtered to: Ronald Weasley

I know why I married you. I can tell already, even if we're not married yet in both of our timelines. And I'm glad that we did whatever we did right to raise children like we have. I love you.

Oi, so the white jacket blokes assure me that this is not, in fact, some elaborate Weasley prank and I am, in fact, in New York City, America, and that apparently here I'm fiction.

And there's no bloody Quidditch. Yes, that WAS the first thing I asked about.

For anyone who knows me, and I'm told there are quite a few of you, you can put down that hankie and stop your sobbing because Oliver Wood has arrived!

For those that don't know me, I'm sure you will, very soon. I'm kind of a big deal.

FILTERED TO ANGELINA WEASLEY

Remember when we were thinking about going on that trip? I'd like to turn that into a reality after you pick the place. My finger landed on Oiadjjjsutv, Norway, so, like you said earlier, I think you can do better.

FILTERED TO FRED II AND ROXANNE WEASLEY

I know I don't really say this much, but I'm glad you're here, and I'll gladly hurl hexes at the Tesseract or anyone if they fuck with you.

Puking pastilles are a suc--

[...]

This has to be against some child abuse laws.

In uncertain times such as these, it's at least comforting to know that I still lack the culinary finesse to even properly make a bit of toast.

I have to admit that "Winter is Coming" is a pretty badass family motto, but I love mum's "Biscuits are Coming" motto better. It's so much more satiating.

FILTER: JOHNSON-WEASLEY BROOD

You lot are pretty awesome, and I just thought I'd share that with you. That being said, I need help testing some products and you don't have a choice in helping me.

I've never been to a baseball match. It could be exciting. I know some say it's rather dull, but I've never been, I think it sounds exciting.

I could set it up and see about group ticket pricing if anyone is interested.

Ange, Ali, George, Oliver, I've already signed you up.