The Doorway: a panfandom game

Okay. If anyone knows a Benjamin Gates in this world, tell him I am done. Riley Poole is done going on all of these like treasure-hunting adventures. I mean, don't get me wrong... it is fun and exciting and all that, and then you end up being chased by the bad guys that want all that gold or recognition to themselves and then someone (with the initials of BG) suggests teaming up and that never ends well.

And so I am pretty sure I just fell off a rickety staircase and hit my head and now I'm hallucinating. Or having a coma dream.

Sooooo, can we talk about the stupidly large roadkill in the middle of a subway in Midtown? Because uh. Yeah. That happened.

FILTERED TO JESSICA DAY:

Tell me not to talk to him. Please. Seriously, Jess. I need you to smack me if I even THINK about talking to him. Or showing up at his apartment naked. Or doing something as equally stupid as both of those.

FILTERED TO SCHMIDT:

Hi.

FILTERED TO JESSICA DAY (pt 2):

Damnit Jess. You know I have no self-control.

I want my mommy.

[FILTERED TO CLIENTS*]

I'm looking into more products for you folks, but I need a general idea of how things went last month. Satisfied? Unsatisfied? Things you'd like to see more/less of?

[FILTERED TO CECE MEYERS]

Hey girl Hi Good afternoon, Cecelia. Would you like me to officially add you to my client list? I know you get things from working, but there's no such thing as too much free stuff, right?

[OOC Note*: Filter is to the list of people he sent things to HERE.]

I miss my yarn.

In case you were wondering where I found that. I didn't just look up alpaca puns. Not that I wouldn't look up alpaca puns, because puns are funny. I'm going to a craft store.

FILTERED TO NEW GIRL FOLKS:

Oh MY God. We are so not going to talk about last night's episode.

Weekend. True American. Lots of booze.

FILTERED TO CECE:

OMG, Cece. I seriously don't have any idea how to act around him now! Especially not after last night's episode. He's clearly not there

FILTERED TO NEW GIRL CREW:

Okay, Schmidt. We all need to talk about this.

FILTERED TO SIERRA GROUP:

Hey guys, I realize a bunch of you are out sick, so here's what we're going to do about homework. Don't worry about any of the writing, we can handle that when everyone's gotten better. If you're not sick, you can read pages 121-126 in the English textbook to get ahead. Hopefully, most of you will be better on Monday, and we can have a day of catching up.

Check in here to let me know how you're feeling.

FILTERED TO NEW GIRL PEEPS:

Cece, are you still feeling sick? Anyone else coming down with it?

Okay, I didn't want to admit it all day yesterday because I had a job for the week, but

I feel like hell. Literal hell. The fire and brimstone and uggggh

Keep away, if you know what's good for you. Save yourselves.

Soooo, we've established that this place is PRETTY MUCH Vegas, right? Like that saying "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" applies here? NO ONE back home knows what's going on here. It seems like it's pretty much just left to our own morals.

Why aren't more people playing the "when in Rome" card?

When you don't have a job, money disappears really fast. Booze is expensive when your roommate won't get you free drinks at the bar he works at.

If I'm gonna be here for a while, I need a job. I played pro basketball in Europe and I know sports radio, and I'm a good manny. I bet there are tons of moms here in New York who'd kill for a good manny.

Sometimes a man just needs to listen to Celine Dion and feed squirrels stale pizza crust. Is that so wrong?

[Schmidt, Winston, Jess and Cece]
I still think a fake wake is a ridiculous idea, but I’ll do it. If anyone mentions racetracks or side deals I am punching you in the throat. Okay, I'm not going to actually punch you, but I won't be pleased.

If you happen to find yourself at IMATS this weekend, I'm going to be there this weekend as a model for the Student Fantasy Makeup Competition, which means I'll likely be running around in mostly bodypaint and glitter for the majority of Saturday - the artist doing my makeup on Saturday mentioned something about an au natural fairy. Sunday I get to strut around after being airbrushed, so I should be hard to miss.

But I get paid and free makeup. Not a bad weekend job. And considering all of my friends are

[OOC: And we're just going to assume it's not sold out. Mmmkay?]

( FILTERED TO THOR )

( FILTERED TO VERONICA MARS )

( FILTERED TO PAIGE MATTHEWS )

( FILTERED TO HOWARD STARK )

( FILTERED TO CLINT BARTON(MCU) )

( FILTERED TO JESSICA DAY & CECE MEYERS )

I start my first night at work tonight.

Excited!

OMG YOU GUYS, you have to see these!

( Cut, not filtered - for images! )

I think Winston is my favorite.

I have GOT to get off the internet. But at least I haven't started looking at the porn. No doubt, the guys have already loaded up their computers.

I have got to get a job. There's only so much TGIF I haven't seen for years this time around. The SHIELD people said they'd help me with my masters, which is good because I am NOT sitting through another eight years for the same degree. I worked in Los Angeles schools. Okay, I haven't worked for the LASD in a few years, but it can't be that hard to dive back in with public school, right? New York's not that different. Is it?

And hey, I don't want to work at the Casserole Shanty again. I am a teacher, dammit.

Today is a WOEJESS day. I miss my closet. And my clothes. Especially my red blue dress with the white polka dots and the fun collar. And my art supplies. There's several hundred - if not THOUSANDS - of dollars invested in that dresser.

I need felt. Lots of felt.

EDIT: Filtered AWAY from New Girl people outside of Cece since she already saw it

So after playing True American, I went I positively have to see more New Girl.

And lo and behold Odette Yustman was guest starring.


[ooc: might have mild to real spoilers in comments!]



Filtered to Leonard "Bones" McCoy

Ooookay so any ideas on how much groveling and apologizing needs to happen for that one?

( Cut for Spoilers for 2.19 of New Girl. Mild for the post, but who knows about comments. Also, filtered to Cece and Winston. )

It's good to know that in any world there is a need for bartenders. I knew dropping out of law school would pay off in the long run. I'll be at Sam's if anyone needs me.