Bridget Jones | Bridget Jones' Diary (singletonjones) wrote in thedoorway, @ 2013-07-06 23:05:00 |
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Entry tags: | !network post, bridget jones, indiana jones, ivy lynn |
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124 lbs, have stopped eating due to fact I cannot look my neighbours in the eye any longer. Cigarettes,313, alcohol units, none - I cannot be trusted with the strong beverages, calories, 110 - skinny something or other I cannot even be bothered to remember what I ordered.
My life very well may be over. Have made complete idiot of ones self in front of one's neighbour. Who is also Indiana Jones. Fuck. Should not be allowed to handle phone device whilst also handling a wine bottle. The results are tragic, and have the tendency to make one want to hide in one's bed forever and always.
I would write about what happened, but I only remember that I rambled on and on and on and I am certain bored Dr Jones to death completely. If not horrified him so greatly that he will never speak with me again.
The only question I currently have is do I attempt an apology now that I am very much sober, and hope that he does not ignore it completely because if he does then I shall be worried that he hates me forever.
I suppose I could move.
But then Ivy would be here.
Unless she also wanted to move.
I suppose that could happen. We could both move. Maybe we could move to Mars. I mean, if the tesseract can pull us from our respective cities and bring us here, I'm certain it could take us to Mars.
Heat that tesseract? I am putting in a request for Mars transfer, asap.
I fear I have made a complete idiot out of mysI fear I may have talked your ears off the other night. I do hope that I was not too overly vocaland that you do not hate me
I have bought a safe deposit fire-proof box thing that I am putting next to the wine. When I began drinking wine I must put the phone away and then you will keep the key and let my phone out when I am quite sober again.