We are The Bill Baileys.
Gigs to follow. We just formed. Give us a second.
-- I owe you an apology.
-- Gwen: I was incredibly rude to you on Thursday, and I want to apologize.
-- It was juvenile and unprofessional, and I don't have an excuse.
-- There was absolutely nothing wrong with the way you behaved. The fault was entirely mine.
-- I'm in the lab all day today; please come find me when you get in.
-- I have two questions.
-- First, do you happen to have any experience with selecting appropriate apology gifts for people to whom you've been a complete asshole?
-- Second, and less rhetorical, why is there a tank of emperor scorpions next to my aquarium?
PETER
Peter
Peter.
Okay you can't tell Tony because he'll make fun of me.
but I got tickets to Cher's Madison Square Gardens concert on December 10th!!
My guy got back to me with our options, I want to go over them with you, see what you think. I'd also like to ask you what you're doing Saturday night, since I'm organising just about every aspect of your life these days.[Pepper Potts (MCU)]
Yes, I know it's your birthday in a couple days. That's the point.
I'm giving you warning in advance: I want to have a little dinner thing in the penthouse on Saturday, it's for a few people I've gotten involved in a project, and also a birthday. It's to do with Osborn.[ETA: Bruce Banner (MCU)]
If the penthouse doesn't work, for you I'll book elsewhere, but either way I'd like you to make it if you could.
I need you to come to OsCorp with me tonight.
So, about those cannolis...
Remember this morning when I told you I had this meeting with someone and it was super important that I didn't mess it up and then I spilled syrup on the chair and Verne went at it like a champ? Remember that?
-- You are my official "Phone a Friend".
-- What is truffle aioli?
-- Also, do you know who the "Mountain Goats" are?
-- Serious questions.
That was hell and a half. I woke up this morning with a whole slew of new memories, including the Apocalypse Twins and the entire Earth getting wiped out by a Celestial. Sucks to be the last human being alive.FILTERED TO HANK MCCOY:And Katie is gone and Alex's face
Do you think I might have a word with you, in person?
As I'm sure you've all noticed, we have a situation on our hands that needs to be addressed as quickly as possible.
Some of you -- a number of Avengers who hail from my universe -- were with me the last time something like this happened, and you know what it could mean. While we can't be sure that what we're looking at is the same thing it was in our own universe, I believe it is safe to assume that it warrants our immediate and ongoing attention.
But before we can really go any further, I think a team meeting is in order.
Tonight at 8:15PM at the new Avengers tower. All Avengers teams are asked to attend. Founding Avengers and adult team leaders (over 25) should arrive by 7:30PM for an informal discussion before the group session begins, just to make sure we're all on the same page before we bring our findings to the rest of the team.
And because I know someone's going to ask, yes, we can order pizza.
I wanted to say thank you for the sculpture. I didn't know you did this kind of work, Happy. It's really amazing.FILTERED TO TONY STARK MCU:Creepy as hell and freaking me out but
Happy sent me a sculpture.
Hey Harry, so.
We need to talk about your future.
-- You're the biggest luddite I know.
-- So I have to ask you a question.
-- It's for science, and I have money riding on your answer.
-- So.
-- Do you know who the Mountain Goats are?
-- You ever hear of the Mountain Goats?
-- Be honest.
-- It's important that you be completely honest with me about this.
-- Also, you know I gotta talk to you about JARVIS.
-- If I say Mountain Goats, you say?
-- How do you not know who the Mountain Goats are?