The Doorway: a panfandom game

Filtered: X-Factor

I have a case for us. The Cabal of Spidermen don't have the plutonium.

There's no easy way to say this without just ripping the band-aid off, so here goes. Some of you may know me as Alice Liddel, from the series Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. That is not me. My name is Sharon Carter, and I am - was - an agent of SHIELD. I was posted in the building to keep an eye on Captain Rogers it. Recent events have allowed me to come clean.

Thank you all so much for your hospitality, and I hope that you will all forgive me (in time) for the ruse.

FILTERED TO BUCKY BARNES THE YOUNGER:

I have a message for you.

The upside to being shot? Being able to say "I TOLD YOU SO." Also, getting to ride on the TARDIS, because that was way cool.

I think I miss Jersey City right now.

Filter: Carol Danvers

Uh I don't know if you'll get this or not or if you've heard the news but there was a whole bunch of shooting and attacking happening in the tower. I am more or less okay! I think. Physically, I'm good! And if I had gotten shot, I've already learned that shape shifting helps heal.

Filter: Christopher Pike

asdfgjjk I can't believe I'm talking to you, Bruno would be so jealous right now Hi! I just want to say..thanks again? For yesterday. I never been in anything like this. I'm still kinda new to the superhero thing. And superpower thing too.

Things got real interesting real quick around here.

NEW ARRIVALS:

We should have all met when you arrived at Stark Industries, but I know it's real overwhelming when you first get here, so hello, I'm Sophia, and I'll be helping get all of you sorted out here. If you've got any more questions, those of us with the Refugee Affairs Division are here to answer them. You should have a change of clothes now, money on your card to get you on your feet, an apartment. You're not going to find digs like these in all of Manhattan unless you can become a multi-millionaire, so make yourself at home.

ALEX VAUSE:

You got any idea what's going on?

the fat turtle is closing and i've never been more depressed

For those of you who knew him, Henry Pym Jr has been sent back.

This morning

His ants were

I am not nearly high enough for this.

This isn't Heaven. I know Heaven. So what gives?

what's your favorite movie?

Happy festival of me!

And also Hathor, but she's boring. Everyone should come dance with us! And bring namoura!

[Jesse Pinkman]

Generally speaking, I hate my family. My father, while as wealthy as a bar of gold is just as unfeeling and my brother is a hateful vacuous indolent. I have always thought better of the friends and family that I have chosen. And that includes you.

There is something that we need to discuss because you have the right to know and the right to change it if you so desire. Because at the moment, Jesse.

I'm your father.

this is so fuckin weird
i need a haircut and a shower.
does anyone have clippers?

i'm bored. someone take me to karaoke. possibly at a drag queen club or gay bar. your people have more fun, mr. and ms. homosexuals.

hey would anyone get mad if i started a webcomic about the tower? to protect your identities i'd draw you all as animals. maybe i should apply for some school money and do legit art.

nah i'll just do comics. suggestions on who should be what animal.

FILTER: ALEX
if you were an emotionally-scarred 14 year old and really upset, what could your old emotionally scarred but still cool friend do to help you out? and no i'm not buying her a 40 oz.
ps you should take me to karaoke
we can be like bill murray and scarjo in that sadass movie.

FILTER: ELLIE
r u alive

Who: The whole game!
When: Leading up to Christmas
Where: Under tree. Delivered with bows. Handed to a person. Whatever!
What: Christmas presents!
Rating: Who knows!

Because this game is massive, and even if every character just sent ONE package to anyone, it would end up being 300+ posts in the community. So to save our friends lists from imploding, we the moderators are asking that you fill out this form and reply HERE. It'll make it easier to find (Control-F is a lovely thing!) and we won't have to abuse our scroll button. Here's how we're going to do it. You will post for one character with everything that they got for their friends/family/etc. Make sure to tag your character and all the characters that yours gave gifts too as soon as you get their information up! <b>Character name:</b> Name! <b>GIFTS:</b> • <b>Giftee:</b> Present. • <b>Giftee:</b> Present. • <b>Giftee:</b> Present. • <b>Giftee:</b> Present. • <b>Giftee:</b> Present.

Who: Jesse and Ellie
When: A few weeks ago when Jesse told Sherlock he was going grocery shopping.
Where: A grocery place in NYC
What: GROCERY SHOPPING GEEZ. And talking about whale watching. And stealing a grocery cart.
Rating: Nothing terrible triggering. Bad language and vague mentions of drugs, though.

( Basically, I’m saying we steal this cart, El. )

what does everyone want for christmas?
i'm going back to working at the Fat Turtle. come see me sometime, i will not give you free food but i'm fucking delightful


filter: TONY STARK (MCU)
um

sir

i quit.

nothing against you, science just gives me the willies right now. you know. uh. the memory dump and all. i cried last time i had americone dream
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ETA:
what do you get someone for christmas when their gift to you is a Big Deal
my gift from sherlock is him adopting me
first person to make fun of it has to marathon Breaking Bad

[Mr. Pinkman]

For the past few weeks, I've been debating what it is I ought to get you for Christmas, and it's been difficult to decide. Nothing seemed quite as meaningful or sincere as I wished it to be.

Since you've arrived here and moved in with Joan and I - I think you've not only improved the Tower but also, I certainly think you've improved my life and I wanted to do something that would reflect that change and your importance to me.

And then, all these recent discussions of guardianship, responsibility -- family.

While I don't know the specifics, and I suppose it is safe to assume there will be complications given the fact we are both refugees and not citizens -- adult adoption is entirely legal in the state of New York (so long as it is not used to legalize an adult relationship between same-sex partners) with the consent of both parties.

And so I'm asking. You feel like a son to me, and this Christmas, I'd like to be able to call you such. Or, at the very least, begin the process.

This has to be the coolest toilet ever. It's got music and lights and feet warmers! Not sure why they'd make it with a retractable drinking fountain, doesn't seem very sanitary. And it doesn't talk, but, I'd totally program it to.

[Ellie]
Comics tomorrow?

[Next Avengers]
Do you think Torunn's okay? Also, have you seen all the Christmas stuff?! There's so much! It's everywhere! What are you getting for your parents? Are we going to make something for Tony?

A backwards poet writes inverse.

So let me see if I have this right.

We're in a comic book world where Iron Man is putting us up rent free in New York City and there's a forum we're supposed to use. Not how I expected my night to go, but I'll take it.

Name's Vause, Alex. Hi. So who wants to buy a girl a drink?