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Apr. 30th, 2016


[info]joanwatson

I guess the election is basically over. Aaron Carter has withdrawn his Trump endorsement.

Mar. 18th, 2016


[info]jailhouserocker

[Text Message to Piper Chapman]
--Hey, I have to go to Wales on business
-- Do you want 2 keep me company?
-- Russian Tom Hardy can mind the shop
[Text message to Darcy Lewis]
-- You've got a handle on things, right?

Mar. 16th, 2016


[info]chapmanpiper

Isn't celebrating St. Patrick's day a little bit cultural appropriation-y?

Jan. 21st, 2016


[info]lokiofasgard

Okay, but for real, you weather gods need to stop fucking around. Kids watch the news.

Mostly kids whose dads are assholes who won't change the channel, but kids nonetheless.

Jan. 19th, 2016

[info]steelskin

[filter: PIPER CHAPMAN]

Would it be all right if I hung up some of my paintings in the cafe? With the intent to sell them?

Jan. 7th, 2016


[info]chapmanpiper

So what exactly happened in my Cafe yesterday, does someone want to tell me? I wasn't there.

There was a death in the family.

Dec. 28th, 2015


[info]chapmanpiper

GIF under cut. Not Filtered )

That's the fictional total of all the money humanity has fictionally spent saving Matt Damon. Some guy on the internet figured out the amount, and I've got to say ... I just don't know if Matt Damon is worth it. He's not my Damsel in Distress of choice.

I think if I was the hero in a rescue mission movie, I think I'd want the actor playing the person I saved to be [...] I don't know. Maybe Jon Hamm. He seems like he'd be good breeding stock.

What about everyone else. If you were in a movie and had to rescue someone from Mars or whatever, who would you want them played by?

[info]votebiden

Does anyone want to summarize every other fifteen minutes of the Force Awakens? I've seen back home, but it was next to impossible with the triplets here.

Dec. 15th, 2015


[info]thedoorwaymods

2015 christmas gifts

Who: The whole game!
When: Leading up to Christmas
Where: Under tree. Delivered with bows. Handed to a person. Whatever!
What: Christmas presents!
Rating: Who knows!


Because this game is massive, and even if every character just sent ONE package to anyone, it would end up being so many posts that it would overrun the game. So to save our friends lists from imploding, we the moderators are asking that you fill out this form and reply HERE. It'll make it easier to find (Control-F is a lovely thing!) and we won't have to abuse our scroll button.

Here's how we're going to do it. You will post for one character with everything that they got for their friends/family/etc. Make sure to tag your character and all the characters that yours gave gifts to as soon as you get their information up!

In recognition of the time it can take to determine IC gifts, (properly tagged) gifts can count as a piece of activity for the gifting character for the month of December.



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[info]thedoorwaymods

Who: Secret Santa Participants
When: Leading up to Christmas.
Where: In and around. Mostly left at doors.
What: Christmas presents from Secret Santas.
Rating: Who knows!

Secret Santa gifts )

Nov. 4th, 2015


[info]chapmanpiper

Free Pumpkin Pie* today at the Orange Cafe!



*For people who want to participate in a pumpkin pie eating contest. Tell your friends! Everyone is welcome! Pie for not-contestants is only $2.99 with the purchase of a coffee or tea!

Oct. 25th, 2015


[info]jailhouserocker

[Filtered to Darcy Lewis]
Get together with Team Jacob and see what they need for the 27th.
[Filtered to Newton Geiszler, Claire Wise]
This was so much easier when SHIELD was run by a long pair of legs that got shit done.

Can any of your SHIELD friends get me some large animal grade tranq guns without me having to leave the 11355 area code?
[Filtered to Tony Stark (MCU)]
Quick question, is there a cap on poll numbers for letting in presidential candidates, or are we just letting in ones who know how to handle their own tech? Because I've heard some rumbling of some very asinine helicopters in the distance
[Filtered to Piper Chapman]
Assuming the absence of a disaster and subsequent congressional hearing, you want to hit up an afterparty at Wiggles on the 29th.

If there's a congressional hearing, that really just means a dirtier class of nightclub than Staten Island can provide.

Oct. 10th, 2015


[info]chapmanpiper

Is there anyone here who is particularly good at carving pumpkins?

... Or knife fights? I feel like that might be a transferable skill.

Oct. 1st, 2015


[info]chapmanpiper

I think the pumpkin spice backlash was as predictable as it is stupid. As soon as something is everyone's favorite, it immediately rolls out of popularity faster than Miley Cyrus appropriates other people's culture.

Whatever, Starbucks is on my shitlist anyway. Today I asked for a Hazelnut Latte, and they might have spelled my name right, but the HL they wrote on the cup looked too much like an HC and the barista gave me hot chocolate. :( I almost cried.

Just a few more weeks though, and I'll have my own coffee from my own cafe and we won't have this problem.

Sep. 29th, 2015


[info]chapmanpiper

Ask yourself: Do you need a job?

Would you be happy working in an environment with an important business policy that promotes wellness, small and other local businesses, healthy living, and offers a living wage?

And, would you like to work at a place right here, in Potts Tower to cut down on your own transportation costs and carbon footprint? Well, look no further.

In two weeks time Cafe Orange will be opening right here in Potts Tower. It's a Free Trade, Farm-to-Table cafe featuring only organic foods with absolutely no GMOs. Right now, I'm looking for servers out of the residents, before opening it up to other people in the city.

You can find more information about the restaurant, including the menu, right here! If you're interested or have any questions, please don't hesitate to get in touch with me :)

Sep. 27th, 2015


[info]lightinyou

I have never had Halloween before, or Christmas. What should I know about them? What sorts of things should I do for my first Halloween?

Besides eat all the candy because I will do this.

Sep. 8th, 2015


[info]jailhouserocker

[Text Message to Piper Chapman]
-- You like schadenfreude, right?

Aug. 7th, 2015


[info]chapmanpiper

Does anyone want to go out and get drinks or something? Because I can't remember my own name and I think my maybe girlfriend just broke up with me.

Aug. 4th, 2015


[info]pottsresilient

Love is dead.

Jul. 17th, 2015


[info]chapmanpiper

[Alex Vause]
Well, Alex.

What do you think?

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