Eddie's gone, too. At least, I can't find him anywhere. Thanks, Tesseract. It's not like I actually like having friends or anything.
But, hey, happy belated zombie Jesus day. I celebrated by eating my weight in peeps and Cadbury eggs. #noregrets
I don't think I got a chance to fully thank you for meeting with me before going to space. Thank you.
What Ridiculous Dream Job Were You Destined To Do?
You got: Professional Puppy-Sitter
Congratulations! You get to play with puppies all day long. You get to snuggle them, and pet them, and hug them, and then you get paid. What a job!
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We've made our case with the Celestials. Nearly all of you handled yourself admirably, with composure, and brought to this mission the consideration and gravitas it deserved. I would be happy to offer all of those over the age of 18 a position at the Sentient World Observation and Response Department (S.W.O.R.D.)[Filtered to Upper level SHIELD]
Otherwise, grab food. Debrief will begin at 1330. SWORD personnel, They deferred judgement while we were there and rather strongly implied that we would be best served returning home. A full report is pending, expect it on your desks by 1800.
And Mr. Barnes, will you please return your stolen wildlife to wherever you found it.
I have transcripts of the testimonies from the Ascension. Some are more interesting than others, but we might wish to earmark a couple for recruitment[Filtered to Claire Wise]
How are my girls?[Filtered to Natasha Romanoff]
Salazar took your girl into custody.
Felix Blake
Sentient World Observation and Response Department.
Well. Damn.
Hey. I know you're kind of dealing with a lot already, but I need to talk to you about something.
Adrian and I have something to share with you all.
I have something important to tell you.
I know you're here, because I can feel you through the bond. Why is the bond active again? Did you go back off your medication?You feel really
I'm sorry.
This is me calling in sick for, like, the next two days.
I think I know where Rose is and I don't think any of you are going to believe me.