The Doorway: a panfandom game

BLAINE:

Now that everything's back to normal, do we talk? About the show?

WHO: Blaine Anderson + Kurt Hummel
WHEN: Friday, March 13
WHERE: Kurt's apartment
WHAT: Knocked out by the plague, Blaine and Kurt settle in with the essentials: tissues, blankets, orange juice, and hair gel.

( This is terrible. This is worse than the time we got food poisoning at that Chinese place I told you we needed to try. This is worse than that time I got my eye gouged out by a slushie. )

Rachel, Chloe & Katniss:

So Blaine and I might be terrible at being... not me and Blaine.

Now he's talking about our actual future marriage and I don't know what to think.

WHO: Kurt Hummel + Blaine Anderson
WHEN: Right after their last texts/phone call
WHERE: Kurt's apartment
WHAT: Blaine ends their phone call by going to Kurt's apartment -- and even though he thinks it's going to end up being a bad idea, they end up reconnecting.
WARNINGS: Sexual references but v. little sexual content
SONG CUE: Welcome to Glee, kiddos! Imagine this log ends with a song segue into Virginia to Vegas's "We Are Stars" (Living life like it's just a game of blackjack / I don't know how but we always find our way back; lyrics). Imagine a montage and stuff. ;)

( We don't talk about rules or boundaries or what-goes-where because we try to live in this fantasy land where love is supposed to make it all work, and it doesn't. )

[Kurt Hummel]
So I thought you might like to know that I have made reservations at a very nice hotel that had a Valentine's package for Saturday night. I was going to surprise Chloe but I probably should let her know so she can pack. What do you think? I'm not very good at surprising people, at least not in a social way. Sneaking up on bad guys, that I can do.

[Chloe]
Saturday night. You and me. I'm taking you away from it all. We're not leaving the city but we're not sleeping at home either.

[Thea]
How is it that we live in the same building and I never see you? Want to get coffee or something tomorrow after I get off work. If you're not working that is.

[Sara]
It's been a week and I haven't fucked up yet. I think that might be a record.

TEXTS TO BLAINE ANDERSON (sent very late at night, long after anyone in their right mind should be awake):

» We need to talk
» Set boundaries
» Maybe have some rules

Testing. Is this thing on? I am looking for Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel, and they are probably looking for me as well.

Moved to the third floor over the weekend. Time to make another floor of the tower smell like cupcakes during another one of my stressbaking adventures. Red velvet or chocolate?

Oliver Queen (Arrow):

How do we live together now and I still feel like I've barely seen you! You were asleep when I woke up this morning. I'm down in the basement if you need me! Also, I think I made friends. Or people I enjoy observing. Whatever.

I've skimmed enough of this network to have figured out a couple things:

1. I'm pretty much stuck here.
2. Until, apparently, I randomly disappear.
3. I've been here before. Creepy.
4. I am a very, very ugly crier.
5. Being able to see my friends by googling their names is not comforting.
6. I need a job. Or at least spend less of my stipend on wine until I get a job, that was a mistake.
7. My Valentine's Day plans are thoroughly ruined, but... honestly the guy I was dating was casual and the more I think about it, the more on the fence I am about getting all up in that business anyway. I'm definitely the hot one in that relationship, but at what cost?

OLIVER QUEEN:

Hi, Kurt Hummel, new friends with your girlfriend.

Tell me you actually have Valentine's Day plans for Chloe, because so help me god if your idea of a romantic Feb. 14th (on a Saturday!) for your just-made-it-official girlfriend is brooding on the roof while she watches Netflix, I will hurl something out a window.

texts to blaine anderson:

» So the other night
» I don't want you to take that the wrong way
» I was just tired

I can't tell what's worse: realizing that my entire life being a television show actually makes perfect sense and explains a lot, or finding out that it is literally all about Rachel Berry being better than everyone else. I'm a secondary character in my own life!

I guess that explains why everyone sings more than I do. Or why everyone bursts into song in public in the first place.

I looked at flannel and I liked it. And I went home with it too. It's on my bed right now.

Flannel. You so pretty.

(Warnings for depression, suicide and self-harm in the comments.)

Filtered to Tony Stark (MCU)
Good afternoon Mr. Stark,

My name is Santana Lopez. Your head of IT, Charlie Bradbury, said I should contact you regarding possible scholarships for colleges. Charlie thinks I'd make a good businesswoman. I'm hoping you could point me in the right direction for what I need to do to apply? Thank you for your time.

Filtered to Charlie Bradbury
Can you come over to my place?

Filtered to Kurt Hummel
I broke up with Rachel. Just so you know.

How was your holidays? I stayed in the apartment, did a lot of nothing.

Was this the last week of school before the holidays? Because- Molly, I love you. But I don't think I've ever met anyone who was so hard to get out of bed in the morning, only to be as chipper as --- sugar immediately after? You confuse my brain, honey.

We're so sleeping in this weekend. No freaking buts.

Who: The whole game!
When: Leading up to Christmas
Where: Under tree. Delivered with bows. Handed to a person. Whatever!
What: Christmas presents!
Rating: Who knows!

Because this game is massive, and even if every character just sent ONE package to anyone, it would end up being 300+ posts in the community. So to save our friends lists from imploding, we the moderators are asking that you fill out this form and reply HERE. It'll make it easier to find (Control-F is a lovely thing!) and we won't have to abuse our scroll button. Here's how we're going to do it. You will post for one character with everything that they got for their friends/family/etc. Make sure to tag your character and all the characters that yours gave gifts too as soon as you get their information up! <b>Character name:</b> Name! <b>GIFTS:</b> • <b>Giftee:</b> Present. • <b>Giftee:</b> Present. • <b>Giftee:</b> Present. • <b>Giftee:</b> Present. • <b>Giftee:</b> Present.

Delivered to Kurt Hummel

A box of chocolate cupcakes with the note: Thank you.
The note is unsigned.

I guess I'm officially back to my old tricks. Kissing perfect strangers can on occasion, turn out to be rather innocuously fun.

I mean, judge all you want. All I know is that I am able to fall asleep by the time I finally manage to crawl back to my own bed.

Filtered to Santana
What the hell is going on between you and Rachel?

TEXT TO NILIN CARTIER-WELLS:

-- There's a new girl who looks like you. It's weird.

TEXT TO KURT HUMMEL:

-- Hey, Will.
-- How are you doing? Sorry I've been MIA lately.

Andrew Wells was just sent home. Checked Brittany's place and she's gone also.