The Doorway: a panfandom game

Did the Tesseract get into the spirit of Star Wars Day or is spontaneous telekinesis a thing?

Anyone heard from Cassie Sandsmark? She's not picking up her phone.

I like it how that even though I don't have a TARDIS, the time travel still comes to me.

By the way, I speak dinosaur, and every dinosaur I've spoken to is a little confused, but as long as they have something to eat, they're alright. Then again, they have puny, reptilian brains, so they're not capable of feeling any complex emotions. Even the predators seem cool. So, as long as they're not provoked, I think we can all get through this without incident. I wonder if that's asking too much from you humans?

Everybody's going on about dinosaurs, but nobody's mentioned how all our technology has become primitized. This devise now looks like it's made of bark and stone and stuck together with dried tree sap, and you wouldn't think it would work, but it does, just as it should. I find that much more fascinating.

Anyone building an Ark?

I have a question for the intellectual, technically inclined types among you lot.

It is almost impressive that refugees and the superpowered have not played a large role in the presidential race, but that may be my past experience influencing my opinion. We do warrant, it seems, some attention on the senatorial level. And they are the ones who pass laws.

Filtered: Avengers

I am curious what it takes to join your number and - be there enough interest - to have a magic based team. Your thoughtful regard and guidance is most appreciated. For one, I am best suited not to sit on the sidelines but to do something for people. And in my observations, you are kind and good purposed people who help the citizens of this country and indeed the world.

Filtered: Magic Users

We discussed it some time ago, but if you would be interested in working together as some form of team, speak friends, that we may work together.

It's that time again.

Who wants some pie?

Has anyone considered whether or not Donald Trump is human? He could be an AI gone rogue.

Filtered: Molly Hayes

Are Charlie and friends still here? If so, they will now need the dinosaur park.

HEY. LOOK WHO I FOUND TODAY.

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SUCK IT, GORDON.

Soooo here I am in yet another alternate dimension, but this time without any of my team. Okay then!

What's going on New York? I'm Cassie. What big bad weirdo of the week do I have to beat up to go home around here?

And Easter candy is here. That didn't take long.

Also, chocolate covered Peeps. Best things ever or a do not want?

Tower Residents:

Please enjoy the customary and traditional President's Day meal of discounted Mexican chocolate.

Don't thank me. Thank Steve Rogers. Whose credit card statement will soon reflect the charges.

It is far too cold out for my tastes, but I feel like staying curled up in a blanket all day would just be pure laziness on my part. Maybe I should see if I can't find something to do.

I can't wait for Valentine's Day to be over so I can get my hands on all the cut price candy.

In the meantime I'm avoiding all the inaccurate greeting cards. Cupid would be so disappointed that he's drawn as a putto and Eros would be mad because they all forget him.

Is it possible to take things off of the internet? That people write about you, about events that never happened?

Good. I am not down with six more weeks of winter.

Also, these aren't half bad.

Hey, Miz Munroe! Can you tell mother nature that we've hit our snow quota for the season?

I mean, I'd propose building tunnels underneath the city for occasions like this but if the existing Subway system is any indication... e_e

You know it does surprise me how panicky people seem to get about snow here.

I know some people are saying that Leo should win an Oscar, and while it's a nice thought just think: we will lose these jokes. Are we truly prepared to pay this price?

[ALBERT, THE WASTELAND KID]

Do you happen to own a kilt, sir?

[JESSICA DREW]

Hey -- you down for Chinese food tonight?

There is a new product called Soylent on the market. (Seen here). I've been on the website for about an hour, trying to figure out if a) this is a joke or b) it's made of people.

It has to be made of people.