I figure it's a good way to meet new people. Also, waffles. Who doesn't love waffles.
I like our apartment. I've gone down to find someplace to buy some stuff for us. So let me know if you want anything beyond the standard toothbrush and comb. But while I was walking I started thinking.
You don't think Larry's going to show up here do you? Because I suddenly started wondering if this is all his fault.
» Are you old enough to get drunk today?
» If you aren't, do you have a roommate lurking around?
Lonely bowman seeks competent woman with domineering tendencies for one night engagement. Must be willing to tolerate awkward and hapless behavior as well as the occasional bout of verbal diarrhea. Presence of disorderly teenagers during the course of the evening will be likely. Transportation and meal costs will be provided for. Anyone under 30 need not apply.
Or, in other words, is anyone interested in going to this prom with Clint? He made a deal with Francis to get him to do normal life things and managed, in this truly graceful way that he has, to get it turned back on him for his own lack of being anything close to normal, so I've been tasked with finding him an escort. Unfortunately, him taking anyone I actually know would be horrible and sketchy and just no. So, more age appropriate ladies, any takers?
He looks like that guy from Game of Thrones, if it helps.
✉ Hi.
✉ So, you don't know me, but my name's Steph.
✉ I'm a friend of Kate's.
✉ Contact has been made.
✉ Which makes this sound like a secret agent thing.
✉ Which it's not.
» Are you oversharing with "Bruce" yet?
» If you're in the mood to overshare with someone, how about telling me everything you know about this other "Selina Kyle"?