The Doorway: a panfandom game

[TONY STARK (MCU)]

Jenny told me what happened. Do you want to talk?

Space was fun.

TEXT TO TONY STARK (MCU):

-- I just agreed to go to Asgard
-- And guard the stone thing
-- I don't know when we leave or when I'll be back

-- I'm embracing it.

[friends]

I disappeared again, sorry. I'm in New Mexico for the weekend. I will come back.

Would you like to play a game? What's your favorite game?

Filtered: LEOPARD

Would I like to play a game? Why quinjet I would. Fellas, we have a backseat pilot on this one. Current course should take us over the Mediterranean, but we should be ready to disembark and play whenever. Barnes, you and I are taking point. Sitwell, you're on comms. Make us something the quinjet cannot overhear. And one we're playing, see if you can erase our guest from the computer systems.

darling ted you were the best of them and too good for us all. goodnight sweet prince.

It's so loud outside. It's the kind of day where you pull the curtains and play music.

[Steve Rogers (MCU)]

Calling dibs on Bucky Barnes

[Alex Vause, Bucky Barnes (MCU).]

We need a super hero team name. Although, I guess if we do that I should include Bruce Banner, Clint Barton and shrimp chips, right?

[Edited Filter to include: Bruce Banner (MCU), Clint Barton (MCU) and shrimp chimps]

Okay, so -- I had Vause and Barnes do a little tour de Cardiff and pull the files from one of my subsidiaries. I've been looking over the books and at this point, I'm pretty sure the whole plant is being run by Boss Tweed. Renovations are being overcharged, and the funds are being skimmed.

I'm going to pint a data analyst and see what he has to say about the project, but it looks like something we might need to dig into a little deeper. I don't want to take this pot off the stove until I know where the money is going.

[Jasper Sitwell]

Have I ever told you that you have beautiful eyes?

I took a really long nap, what happened?

Anyone listen to the Criminal episode on Pappy? I've never been much of a bourbon fan, but right about now I'd love to get my hands on a bottle of that.

[Bruce Banner (MCU)]

Good to be home, right? I was thinking maybe you and I could take a walk after? Talk about where you been most of the last year, maybe? Or whatever you want.

[Steve Rogers (MCU)]

Hey man, when you got a minute, I think we should talk about what went down with the UN. 'Cause I'm not so sure they're as friendly as they came across. Which is saying something. Oh, and I picked up something for you in Cardiff.

[Bucky Barnes (MCU)]

Growing up in New York, you remember ever spending much time up in Harlem?

[Bruce Banner (MCU)]

How are you doing, overseas?

First day of spring is good and all, but I'm really looking forward to the first day of summer.

[Bucky Barnes & Steve Rogers]

How'd it go?

[Bruce Banner (MCU)]

How you holding up, Doc?

I'm starting to feel like I might be the only sober person in New York City, right now.

[Rick Jones]

Hey, you

[Bruce Banner (MCU)]

How are things going for you?

[TRIGGER WARNING: DISCUSSION OF SUICIDE IN THE COMMENTS]</blockquote>

[filter: BETTY ROSS]

Hey.

I'm sorry.

Do you want to talk?

I'm so pleased to see we're back to being forest free in Manhattan. What would we do with all those trees and oxygen?

Filtered: MCU Avengers

What are everyone's thoughts on the hearings the UN Security Council has convened? Has anyone else accepted their gracious invitation?

Hi.

[Filtered as MCU]

Do I count as an illegal alien?

TEXT TO TONY STARK (MCU):

-- I have your bloodwork.
-- It's consistent with a viral infection, on the order of the flu.
-- Obviously his symptoms are extremely uncomfortable, but as he's not otherwise impaired, he should get through it without any serious problems.
-- Hydration and rest are important, as I'm sure you've been told many, many times, and have just as frequently disregarded.
-- Please consider this my gesture at urging you to have these results interpreted by someone with a relevant license.

Nothing like waking up early, pouring yourself a nice cup of coffee, sitting down in the quiet of your as-yet empty workplace, and getting slapped in the face with a few petabytes of corrupted data. Fantastic. Could not recommend a better Wednesday. Great exercise in "keeping perspective." Builds character. Great.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore. But I'm told I don't have a choice, so: if anyone needs me, I'll be hibernating. Do not need me.

( Cut (not filtered) for Star Wars spoilers/discussion. )