Bridget Jones | Bridget Jones' Diary (singletonjones) wrote in thedoorway, @ 2013-05-10 13:53:00 |
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135 lbs (horrid, but have been eating ice cream/drinking wine with Ivy to commiserate in horrible teenage hormonal experience so to be expected), alcohol units 12 (see commiseration with Ivy), cigarettes 0 (surprisingly good considering), calories 3998 (v. bad).
Have been reminded of the utter absurdity of the teen-age state of being due to room-mate being suddenly reassigned into a teen-age body. What have we all done to the universe that we must be resigned to spend so much of our entirely too brief existence on the planet as a teen-ager? Am also now convinced that everyone was a far more gorgeous teen-ager than I ever was, and can only be grateful (but quietly so, because I would not want to rub it in Ivy's face) that I was somehow unaffected. No one needs to see another zit.
Or ten.
Must begin a diet immediately. There is the prom coming up v. v. soon, and the weight that I have, even if at least three pounds is likely water retention, means that I will be unable to fit into any dress of any worth. I tried on my dress from Fashion Week last night and it was tight. Entirely too tight for me to consider wearing that to Prom. On the bright side this means I must buy a new dress. On the less bright side it means that I must buy it in the next size up.
V. bad. V. v. bad.
Also. Do not have date. Am completely undesirable to anyone who is not Mark Darcy, which would be quite fine if only Mark Darcy did not run off via the tesseract. Actually, may not be desirable to Mark Darcy as he disappeared.
Must get weight under control. Will be lovely and flirty and beautiful and will have a date before prom.
It is a worthy goal.
V. important decision everyone as it will determine the number of dances I am able to enjoy at the prom.
This dress.
This dress.
OR
This dress?