The Doorway: a panfandom game

You could get away with it 60 years ago, but I really thought politicians weren't supposed to say things like, “look at the ass on her,” anymore?

Where is Huffington, anyway? They seem to have a pretty popular paper that covers stories from all over, but I've never heard of the place.

Seems everyone's getting a job these days, I was getting kind of jealous. But after a month of physical and psychological testing, wherein the phrase "surprisingly normal" was tossed around, guess who the NYPD's deemed fit to carry a shield?

Hey Deadpool. Your present was the sweetest yet most enabling thing I've ever received. Pretty sure you undid that month of therapy Stark footed. Good job.

What movie did you wanna see?












Everyone else? Worry.

( a case of deadpool fangirling harvey. )

HEY SHERLOCK AND BATMAN PEOPLE:

check this out!




also, harvey dent. i want you to know two things: i cried when you-but-not-you died in the dark knight movie. and i WALKED OUT when you-but-not-you didn't come back in the dark knight rises! what the hell was that shit? I BELIEVED IN HARVEY DENT'S RESURRECTION.



and nothing. just nothing. you should have your own movie, man. that should happen.




BTW sorry batman but sherlock totally owned you.

Well, I'm here. Don't try anything, I won't be nice.

I'm Jason. I'd say do your worst but whatever you do won't be as bad as what I've put up with already. If you're part of the family and you got a problem with me here, piss off. Have Harper or Kori got here yet?

Who: Annie Sawyer & Harvey Dent
When: New Years Eve
Where: Harvey's Flat
What: Annie pays her friend a visit on New Years Eve
Rating: PG, I expect.

And we’ll tak a cup o’ kindness yet,
( for auld lang syne )

I love starting my morning with a random involuntary dimension hop.

I'm Zatanna Zatara. I like French Macarons, Frank Sinatra, coffee makes me twitchy, and I'm addicted to magic. Some of you I know personally, others I've seen on tv or have read of in books at some point, and some I am completely clueless about but regardless; Hello!

Call it a hunch but getting the impression I'm going to be here for a while, and as much as I enjoy the perks of free money to spend, I enjoy my work a lot more. That said, would anyone be interested in a job in the near future as an assistant or apprentice?

I need to know if anyone has heard of or been to a city called Gotham.

Who: Harvey Dent & Annie Sawyer
When: Monday Night
Where: North End Grill
What: Dinner for One.
Rating: PG

( It's Always Darker Before the Dawn )

I haven't missed so much that THIS is actually a thing now, right?

( Cut, not filtered. )

I can never tell what's a joke on the internet.

Dear...Public Diary.

I'm really happy I got the chance to make some new friends already, so I'd really like to say thank you to Lancelot, Severus Snape and Harvey Dent for having me by their rooms today. It was really quite nice to meet all of you, and you're all very interesting and very unique and I'd be happy to make you all tea again any time you like :)

If anyone else needs company of whatever reason or if you like tea or if you're bored at all, I'd be happy to brew you up a cup! I'm all out of milk though, I went a bit overboard with it for Harvey's chai so if you need it you'll need to have your own until I can sort out how to get more.

[Harvey Dent]

I still feel bad that I asked you about what happened! I know you said it was all right and I probably shouldn't be bringing it up or anything like that again but I do feel bad and I shouldn't have asked and sorry! But! And! I really don't mind it though. I mean, of course I don't because it would be really silly of me to mind a face, wouldn't it?

Anyway, I just wanted to say...
I had a friend who
I understand because

It really was nice talking to you and do you like Laurel and Hardy? Because if you do, we could watch is sometime.

I'm going to be doing admin work for SHIELD beginning Monday. Filing, organizing, whatever. I haven't had a desk job sinc in a while. Or a desk, for that matter. Or a job.

Suffice to say I'm two minds of it. On one hand, routine. On the other, routine. I'm out of practice being a good citizen and packing a lunch and using Microsoft Office and not shooting people who linger in my cube.

Anyone have any words of wisdom?

In case any of our young people or advisors are wondering what sort of education opportunities are available, here is a list of subjects we currently have resources for:

Science, Mathematics, and Engineering
Computer Science (various levels)
Chemistry
Physics
Biology
Advanced Mathematics
Basic Mathematics
Astrophysics
Human Anatomy
Principles of Space Flight
Introduction to Air Planes and Flight Procedures
Archaeology
Engineering
Introduction to Present Day and Place Technology
Advanced Biology: Genetics

Cultural Studies
Piano
Linguistics
History of This World
Geography of This World
Ancient History of This World
Philosophy (Broad View)
Philosophy (Greek and Roman)
Literature in English
Philosophy of the Elves
Elven Culture
Music of the Soul
Political Science
Etiquette and Courtly Manners
Earth History: An in-depth look at the 19th and 20th centuries

Languages:
Russian
German
Spanish
Mandarin Chinese
Ancient Egyptian
Abadonian Egyptian
Goa'uld Egyptian
Babylonian
Mayan
Phoenician
Middle English
Aztec
Norse Runes
Linear A (Written Minoan)
Italian
Japanese
Greek
Latin
French
Elvish
Welsh

Practical Skills
Energy Manipulation (students must already possess some energy control powers)
Private Study in the Control and Use of Superpowers (students must already possess superpowers)
Hand to Hand Combat
Small Firearms
Sword Combat
Combat with Supernatural Beings
Archery
First Aid and Battlefield Medicine
Swimming
Trident Combat
Lance Combat
Dagger Combat
Horse Things

If any students have interest in any of the above topics, you should speak with your advisor about connecting you to the appropriate resource. If you are under eighteen and have not been assigned an advisor, please let me know; several files have been lost in the shuffle due to the large influx of refugees and the reduction in SHIELD's administrative staff.

Hello?

Excuse me, but has anyone seen my son, Peter? My cell phone doesn't seem to function here, and every time I try to call him on the phone in my room, it tells me his number isn't valid!

I need to speak with my son! I need to tell him I'm sorry...

I wish Astro would hurry back with my Chinese food. And my sour banana chips. I'm simply famished.

Points for the most creative kidnapping to date. Which, coming from me, is saying a lot.

This place is unbelievably cool! It's just like my New York, except with superheros!

By the way, I'm Rick Castle. I'm a famous author in my New York. Perhaps you've heard of me? I've written the Derrick Storm and Nikki Heat novels. Though I am far from being done with the Nikki Heat novels, I feel like I will find many new ideas here.

Well, now we know what happens when you stick your neck out for a fucking mundie. Listen up, Bane, if you don't fix this right the fuck now, the Clave's going to hear all about it.

I just realized- I don't know how old I am.

Where I was from, it was nowhere near my birthday, and here, we've already passed it, so I honestly don't know whether I'm eighteen or nineteen anymore.

Does anyone know how that works? I don't really know what to put down on job applications....I also don't really know what I'm going to do for a job, but I think I might need to sort out this age issue first.

Well fuck.

I don't know which dickhole thought it was a good idea to bring me here, but let me just say that as sure as hell if I fucking see him I'll make damn sure he knows it was a bad fucking move.

For the rest of you, my name is Debra Morgan, lieutenant with the Miami-Dade Police.

And it's fucking cold as fuck outside -- Do people in New York actually fucking live like this? Like fuck?