Today is World Play Your Ukulele Day!
Does anyone want to learn? It's pretty easy to pick up the basics.
Someone even wrote a song about it! (She says a bad word at one point, be careful).
The Tesseract gave me the ukulele my dad gave me, but I'll let you borrow it while I show you how to play it. They're really cheap, I hear. You can buy one of your own and play sweet sweet songs like me!