The Doorway: a panfandom game

[Filtered to Steve Rogers (MCU)]

We need to have a conversation.

[Howard Stark]

Hey, Dad.

Are you busy?

[Filtered to Tony Stark (MCU)]

How much should I be reading into the fact that I haven't seen you or Rogers in the last couple weeks?

It seems all the excitement happens at the Tower.

( Private to Agent Natasha Romanoff )

( Private to Tony Stark (MCU) )

A new personal best.

Longest hangover: 78 hours.


Tragically, still trailing behind a 37-year-old Scottish man who managed it for four weeks. Granted, he had a rare disorder, but it still seems like something to aspire to.

[Filtered to Edwin Jarvis & Laurie Juspeczyk]

Are you both free on Saturday?

Because I told someone we were doing a thing that I don't know if we're doing, but now I've said we're doing it so we sort of have to do it.

Tony's coming over for dinner. And possibly one of his various gender romance/sex friends.

[Private to Howard Stark and Laurie Juspeczyk]

Have you made a decision on how you would care to celebrate Thanksgiving? I'm more than happy to cook, but I'll need to know so that I may prepare.

When is this Comic Con circus leaving town, again?

[Filtered to Tony Stark (MCU)]

Hey, kid.

I don't want to step on your toes. Or insinuate myself into your whole thing. But is there some way I can help you out with this Stark Expo shit this year?

I find myself with some time on my hands.

[Private to Howard Stark]

I realize your attention must be focused upon the upcoming Stark Expo, but I wonder if I could ask you a technical sort of favor, sir?

Hello, darlings I'm Sadie. I have two questions. One where is my husband, and two where is the bar? Feel free not to answer in that order either.

Frank Morgan Freeman Doyle, if you are out there and have not told me, I will be very cross.

I'm going to need six smoke detectors, a toaster, a microwave, a laptop, a bike chain, and some grapes.

I have cash.

[Private to Mr Stark and Miss Laurie]

I cannot express my deepest regrets for my behavior these past few days. I'm so sorry, Mr Stark. I didn't mean to boss you around in that manner. I don't know what came over me to think you were my butler.

And Miss Laurie, I [...] can only say that I'm mortified.

[Howard Stark]

So if i'm married to
does that mean that we are having

How are you, Howard?

[Everybody EXCLUDING Howard Stark]

Good Lord, this poor fellow is certain trying, but the fact is, he's useless as a butler. He even struggled with the vacuum cleaner, yesterday. I wonder if Mr Stark wasn't hired out of pity.

However, he is rather handy at fixing things. Perhaps he's more of a handy man.


[Howard Stark]

Thank you for remedying the problem with the speakers, they work much better now.

However, I went through the laundry you just finished, and not only have you put far too much starch in my collars, you left scorch marks in the sleeves of one of the best shirts. It's utterly ruined.

I finally signed up to this Netflix website and I am not sure if it is a good idea or not so far.

Peggy Carter

Hi English.

Haven't seen you in awhile I figured you were off doing something you can't talk about right? If you do see this I hope everything is alright with you.

Howard Stark & Edward Jarvis

Sir,

I do hope your trip went well.

Delivery for Donna Noble

A box of English Tea leaves and a note reading,

Dear Ms Noble,

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to work for you. I very much appreciate it.

Angie Martinelli

[Filtered to Laurie Juspeczyk]

You want to go to this Gatsby lawn party? I'm sure you could wear the hell out of one of those flapper dresses.

[Filtered to Edwin Jarvis]

How you holding up, old man?

Hello? Is this working?

This is most definitely not New York City, I don't care how much these people insist. I'm quite familiar with New York City, and this is not it.

I demand to be returned.

How is there more than one Captain America?

There ain't a decent man left in this town, and all the saints turn sinners, you put a bottle in their hand. There's just nowheres left to turn when the cops in this town are as crazy as two waltzing mice, and every fella is nothing but a cool snake in the grass.

When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world. Doesn't matter what people think, doesn't matter what they say. In a city gone bad, who can be blamed for doing the same?

[OOC: Tony is the femme fatale trope in a Film Noir dream. If you talk to him, I'll email you and we can discuss the "role" your character is, in the Film Noir dream world.]