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Jun. 7th, 2016


[info]receptionist

I'm going back to space, kids! Suck it!

[Jim]
Want to come with? Abbie likes you.

May. 27th, 2016


[info]receptionist

[JIM]

I got the teapot.

May. 22nd, 2016


[info]twelfth_doctor

Rose and I didn't find UFOs in the Adirondacks mountains. But as a consolation prize, we we returned, my sonic screwdriver was here, waiting for me. My future one. Time to retire the sunglasses.

May. 20th, 2016


[info]missparanoia

Network Post; Abigail Brand

Guess the Tesseract got confused and started thinking it was Christmas in May. Don't be surprised if you get a notification saying we have stuff we want you to come and get rid of.

[Luke & Carol]
I thought about coming by at three am last night. I'm guessing one or the other of you was awake then.

May. 7th, 2016


[info]receptionist

What if I had a hallucination? Did someone put something in the cupcakes at the Kentucky Derby thing? Should I go to the clinic?

[JIM HALPERT]
I just saw the office. I opened the door to my closet and I could see my desk.

May. 3rd, 2016


[info]felixblake

I'm not sure I quite get my political party any longer.

May. 2nd, 2016


[info]imanavenger

Abbie is already growing and it's, well, she's amazing.

Granted most of what she does is sleep and cry but from what my obsessive baby book reading and doctors visits have told me that's entirely normal.

[Pam, Felix, and Luke]

I think we should look at recruiting childcare providers for SWORD. Not that we haven't already built the structure for it, but having someone experienced with powered children wouldn't be a poor plan.

Not that the two of you aren't great, but if I might just go crazy if I have to spend any more time half on "maternity leave".

[info]twelfth_doctor

I meant to post this much earlier, but there were a lot of distractions last month.

Consider how those of us that have been brought through the Tesseract are known solely as entertainment on this planet, from sources stemming from book, film or television, henceforth referred to as ‘stories’, as a generalized term. Not only in this universe, but in other universes upon similar Earth-planets in this range in the Time Stream: I can confirm that in the universe where I’m from, the Earth has Harry Potter, Star Wars and Tolkien that are non-different from the stories presented here, and I have received verification from others, coming from Earth-planets, whom I have interviewed that their experience with these sorts of stories are the same.

The question that came to my mind was how is this possible? To have perfectly identical stores running concurrent with one another in different universes, while simultaneously perfectly reflecting the lives of people in another. Naturally, I wondered, do the lives we lead create these stories in other universes, or do the stories, created by writers and actors, determine how our lives will progress? It boils down to the question of predestination against free will.

To this end, I conducted an investigation to determine the truth. Using the limited resources on hand of this planet, my investigation took me to London, where I met with and spoke to the writers and actors of my program, Doctor Who. While I did not seek to examine other sources of stories in this universe, I firmly believe that one may extrapolate from my study to relate to other people’s stories. More behind cut )

Apr. 18th, 2016


[info]receptionist

[FELIX BLAKE]

12's mad that I sent him the fax for a PacSun in some other state to send the form to (Jim's idea).

I pretended to get emotional and say I could give Carol the papers immediately.

What do I do? She's not going to care about that paperwork.

[info]twelfth_doctor

[filter: Pam Beesly ReceptionistinwhomwhateverlittletrustIhadhasgoneoutthewindowofagovernmentorganizationwhomItrustevenless]

Last week I faxed the paperwork you that was sent to me to the number you gave me. This weekend I got a call from some clothing retailer telling me that it was sent to their Gainesville branch, instead. They wanted to let me know because they recognized the form to be important and they wanted to make sure it got to the right office.

So, because PacSun cares more about getting this form in as you do, I'll be delivering the form to the SWORD Headquarters in person. Actually, I've made several duplicates of the form and shall be hand delivering a copy to SWORD Headquarters, either in person or through one of my companions, every single day, until I get an official, personal notification from Carol Danvers AND Felix Blake themselves that the form was received. In fact, remember that part in Harry Potter, where the Dursleys get flooded with Hogwarts letters? That's going to look like small potatoes compared to what I'm willing to go through to ensure it gets to the right people.

Because, I know you HOW MUCH you government organizations love paperwork.

Apr. 13th, 2016


[info]papersalesman

So how come, if I'm in space with superheroes, I didn't get superpowers?

Aren't there like cosmic rays or something to help a guy out?

[info]receptionist

[filter: John Smith Doctor 12 Guy]

Agent Felix Blake has forwarded some paperwork for you to fill out before he can see you.

All 127 pages are included in this attachment. Just let me know when you finish it, you can email it or fax it.

ATTACHMENT: SF-86.pdf









ooc: it's a generic background form. there isn't any reference to hiring in this form.

Apr. 10th, 2016


[info]twelfth_doctor

I like it how that even though I don't have a TARDIS, the time travel still comes to me.

By the way, I speak dinosaur, and every dinosaur I've spoken to is a little confused, but as long as they have something to eat, they're alright. Then again, they have puny, reptilian brains, so they're not capable of feeling any complex emotions. Even the predators seem cool. So, as long as they're not provoked, I think we can all get through this without incident. I wonder if that's asking too much from you humans?

Everybody's going on about dinosaurs, but nobody's mentioned how all our technology has become primitized. This devise now looks like it's made of bark and stone and stuck together with dried tree sap, and you wouldn't think it would work, but it does, just as it should. I find that much more fascinating.

[info]felixblake

[Filtered to SWORD]
Everyone report in location.

I want to know who's in the city and who's elsewhere.
[Filtered to MCU SHIELD]
This ... whatever this is is making me sincerely rethink my commitment to returning to the city on weekends.
[Filtered to SHIELD (All)]
For any agents in NYC, there's an all hands meeting at the old Hub at 1700 hours.

National Guard evac has failed and it seems outside resources are cut off from us. Until this clears, we're going to teach FEMA how emergency management is done.

Apr. 4th, 2016


[info]jedifarmboy

I am happy to announce the birth of Abigail Padme' Danvers-Skywalker. Abby was born at 5:30 PM on Friday April 1 on board the SWORD Galactic Observatory. She weighed 7 pounds and 8 ounces and I can't remember how long she was but apparently people ask that so I'll get back to you with that.

Mother and baby are doing well, thankfully aside from having blue eyes, she looks like Carol and not me. We're a little sleep deprived but otherwise okay. We'll be up here for a few days to make sure everything is okay and then we'll be back. If you'd like to come visit, just let us know.

And thank you to everyone who helped us get through the birth. Beverly, Jane, and Pam especially. We didn't plan it but it's kind of appropriate that she was born in space.

[Carol]

I love you, you're beautiful and I'm really sorry that I proposed right in the middle of a contraction. I don't know why I did that. I mean besides the obvious reason so you don't have to take me seriously, I mean that was really bad timing.

[OOC] )

Apr. 3rd, 2016


[info]receptionist

I helped deliver a baby! ON A SPACE STATION! This place is amazing! Suck it, Scranton!

Apr. 1st, 2016


[info]imanavenger

[Luke and Pam]

My water just broke.

[SWORD]

Until further notice I will be at medical on the station. Director Brand will be on charge of orders. If you need to contact me then contact medical on the station. However be prepared to be screamed at if you do.

Mar. 16th, 2016


[info]receptionist

[filter: CAROL DANVERS (emh)]

I almost forgot.

John Smith would like to speak with you.

Also I think you could use an assistant more than Ms. Brand...

Mar. 4th, 2016


[info]twelfth_doctor

This is a warning, you pudding brains at SHIELD or whatever the hell you call yourselves - you have absolutely no idea how dangerous that Tesseract is! Locking it away in some room guarded by baboons with guns isn't going to anything. It has the potential to rip entire fabric of reality apart! If you think you can harness its power or weaponize it, like you moronic military types usually do, I assure you the results are going to be catastrophic! I've seen you humans do this sort of thing before. You think you have it under control. You know who I am, your data base pulled up the Doctor, so you know that time and space vortexes are my thing. I'm possibly the only one on this planet remotely qualified to examine it.

Feb. 9th, 2016


[info]receptionist

I got a job! I'm going to be Abigail Brand's assistant.

I think it was Nora that mentioned taking a class. I'm a pretty all right artist but I don't think it'll hurt to take Drawing and Painting? It says there's no live nude models though. Bummer.

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