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Jun. 30th, 2013


[info]huge_mistake

Okay, Okay, Okay, I have a hypothetical question. Since it's like, big gay day or whatever.

If you have sex with a dude, who is wearing a mask with your face, because you think it's a chick, and you were trying to catch that dude not being gay, and you'd been flirting with him and maybe you might have like, these weird feelings of something like happy when they are around, that totally doesn't make you gay, right?

Filtered to: TJ Hammond

Not counting a little making out and sucking each other off, that's like a freebie, right?

Jun. 16th, 2013


[info]vodkarocks

The most important thing Father's Day ever taught my children was that just because you tried doesn't mean that picture looks anything like a horse.

It was a lot like Mother's Day.

Jun. 14th, 2013

[info]yellowjoint

Well, I guess dad wasn't so clever after all. It's no wonder the SEC and CIA were able to find us -- and frame us -- so easily. They're watching everything. Probably even reading this right now. Holy shit am I glad I didn't have a... what's it called? Facebook?

[Warded to Lucille Bluth]

Did you read about this Mom? What else could they know? Do I need to be worried?

May. 28th, 2013


[info]huge_mistake

I watched this show.

I probably shouldn't have. *Beep* that, totally inaccurate.

Except this:

Filtered to: TJ Hammond

Apparently...me and Tony Wonder...

Man.

[info]vodkarocks

The only reason I know who Kristen Wiig is is because I walked in on my son watching that sophomoric obscenity she tried to pass off as a comedy.

I'd file a suit for defamation if my lawyer knew the difference between libel and liability.

[info]yellowjoint

You know, I was just walking around Fulton Street and the Seaport and I noticed a distinct lack of delicious frozen banana stands. I mean, maybe it's just because it's summer, but I'd sure love a nice frozen treat with some chocolate and nuts, wouldn't you all?

[Warded Private]

Maybe this is my chance to do it right. Bluth's Bananas with no family hands in the honey pot, no deals with Saddam and no dad to disappoint.

May. 24th, 2013

[info]yellowjoint

Ohhhhh boy. It's finally happened, hasn't it? I've finally gone crazy. Yep, I knew they'd one day drive me to the loony bin, but I didn't think it would happen so soon - and with dad finally out of jail. I thought I'd at least get to see George Michael graduate high school and meet a nice girl... or any girl really.

I guess New York City is as good a place as any to be trapped in your own head. Oh god, what if I'm in a coma? Am I in a coma?

Nov. 24th, 2012


[info]peppers

Hello, everyone. My name is Virginia Potts. I'm better known as (and answer to) the moniker that Tony gave me many years ago, Pepper.

I wanted to take a moment to welcome you all to the Refugee Network. Tony Stark - as well as many others - created the network so you would have a safe space to talk without the prying eyes of the media. I'd like to give them a warm thank you for their hard work.

Some of you have been here for a while, and as of today, the Tesseract has given us more refugees than it has in the previous five months, and it's still going. I'd like to take a moment to thank the hard-working men and women of S.H.I.E.L.D. for their diligence and perseverance. Without their quick thinking when refugees began to appear, this would have been nearly impossible for any one of us to handle.

And on that note, Director Fury has asked me to pass along the message that they are in dire need for Administrative Staff to help with processing. Anyone who is interested can pass on a note to your Housing Assistant.

Speaking of, there should be one Housing Assistant per two floors (and in one case, three floors). Should you require any assistance, they should be able to help you. Potts Tower is not a new building, but we have gutted it, given it an ARC reactor for clean energy, a full service gym in the basement, an outdoor patio and pool area, and an entertainment area. We plan to utilize all of these areas in the upcoming holiday season in the hopes that it helps alleviate some of the melancholy of being without your families.

Once again, welcome to the Refugee Network and Potts Tower, and I look forward to getting to know you.

-Virginia Potts

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