The Doorway: a panfandom game

There is definitely someone following me. He's not doing such a good job at it, I totally know he's there.

I'm pretty sure it's Boba Fett.

Ah what a time to be alive

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[NEO-FUTURISTS*]

Heads up, team. The Staten Island ferry has been attacked by a pack of goblin sharks. We need to mobilise immediately. The people on board the ferry and the island need to be evacuated as quickly as possible. We will need to coordinate with another team in order to speed up the process, so I've invited the Fantastic Avengers to join us.

[FANTASTIC AVENGERS*]

My team-mates and I are heading out to evacuate the Staten Island ferry and whoever's stranded on the island still. Would you all like to join us? The more people there are, the less time it will take.

Fuck this shit, I'm not leaving my apartment.

If anyone needs any dinosaur help, just say the word. I've punched several in my day.

I am kind of curious to see what Chewie would do with a small one though, so if you see any harmless ones.. let me know that too.

Text to Tony Stark (616)

-- I don't suppose I could get you
-- to come with me
-- to an AA meeting

The Bucket List I Never Knew I Had

✓ Have your ex-boyfriend deliver your baby
when you go into labor in the back of an Uber.

[Carol Danvers (616)]

Well kid,

You got the time?

Cher just live tweeted her way through eating a box of peeps.

The world should be more like Cher.

The next few months should prove challenging, in terms of what's happening with the political system right now. It's probably pointless to ask how anyone is taking some of these candidates seriously after everything that's happened so far, but -- at the very least -- it's proven interesting as a spectator.

[OBI-WAN KENOBI]

Master Kenobi, I was wondering if you'd have time to join me for lunch tomorrow afternoon?

[JAINA SOLO]

I got your message; I'm sorry for taking so long to reply to you, Jaina. I know you and I haven't had many opportunities to speak to one another as of late. Given the situation -- given that your real mother is here now -- I understand why it's been difficult for you. I'd very much like the opportunity to speak to you more, though, if you're willing. I was thinking about going to the library later this afternoon if you'd like to join me.

I'm starting to feel like I might be the only sober person in New York City, right now.

[Rick Jones]

Hey, you

[Bruce Banner (MCU)]

How are things going for you?

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I realized today that with one letter change, I could be Carol Danger(s). I might have to change my name.

Anyone else have a feeling of dread when they think of home? Not that you can do a thing about it, but that something doesn't feel right.

Chewie has a boyfriend. The weirdest thing? It's a dog. Every day there's scratching at the door. I don't know whose dog it is. The dog comes in. Chewie doesn't kill the poor boy automatically. She purrs at him and rubs up against him. It's weird.

Cats, man.

[Jessicas (both 616)]

We should do something. Because I have no life. And I haven't hit anything in a long time. I haven't been useful in a long time. So I need to get out and do something. Yes?

[Carol Danvers (616)]

Unsurprisingly, I'm not very romantic. Maybe surprisingly, I didn't forget it's Valentine's Day. This was harder to pull off than solving the Riemann hypothesis -- but I got us tickets

Why can't Netflix and Chill just mean Netflix and Chill. I'm really more interested in catching up on the Walking Dead than I will ever be in sex.

[Spider Ladies]

I can't drink, and I knock people over when I turn sideways. I don't know if I'm really an ideal Valentine's Day date, Webs.

[Clint Barton (616)]

Can I ask a favour?

Steve Rogers is gone.

I would like to announce to the world that Gwen has named our (Oz, Gwen, and I) band.

We are The Bill Baileys.

Gigs to follow. We just formed. Give us a second.

[Filter to Housing Assistants]

(OOC: regarding this pcal prompt. Sorry for the delay. School was crazy yesterday, I was there for 12 hours straight.)

How do you guys feel about drinking wine and carrying/assembling furniture?

Kilgrave is really dead, isn't he?



Annnnnyway. I think I'm going to go into the PI business for myself. Thanks anyway, Sherlock and Joan. Then again that's a lot of private investigators per square foot. Maybe I won't. I don't know. What do you think? Shut up.

[filter: MOSS & TROY]
Do you guys need jobs?

If Darcy and Al keep feeding me donuts and pizza, I'm going to look like a Hutt in a few rotations. Maybe starting training isn't the worst idea.