Alright. Right. Yes. Earth, 2012. December 21st, not the end of the world (could have told you that); still, brilliant day though. Shortest day of the year, well here at least; brilliantly full of snow and cold and all the other bits that make December 21sts amazing.
Anyway, right! Here I am, or, well I am here that is; no one really waiting for me though, I suppose. A bit odd this place, the stories they tell me; like odd though, odd's good, love an odd day. An odd December 21st! This day's looking up! Even if it's almost over. But 22nds are even better!
(Always around Christmas isn't it?)
Anyway, hello. I'm the Doctor. Brilliant thing this is--is it a Facebook? Always wanted a Facebook. Can do the liking and the poking and all the Facebookings you can handle! But not a Facebook really is it? I mean, it's not blue. I like blue, happens to be a favorite color of mine. Still, nice enough.
Perhaps I should create my
own Facebook. Genius created Facebook; or, well people call him a genius, I mean he's not
really a genius. But if he can do it, so could I! Don't have to though, have this... anyway again. Hi, hello... let's get to work!