The Doorway: a panfandom game

Oh, not this again.

HAPPY HOGAN

I got your name from your ID. My name's Nathan Wuornos, and I'm pretty certain I'm currently in possession of your body.

You don't happen to have mine, do you? Kinda tall, clumsy, and... well, numb. Sorry about that part.

Parker, remind me. That's the second time I've been comatose when everyone's in trouble, isn't it?

I really could have done without that becoming a recurring thing.

Why do fish always sing off-key?

( answer )

I guess I was in a coma. All I know is that I'm so tired, and I think I'm a little hungry for the first time in days. But good news, I think that my fever's gone, and in about ten years I'll feel like moving out of Michael's bed. And that's a very, very low estimate.

Are we supposed to alert people when we can't wake people up? I've been trying for ten minutes, but nothing I do is waking up Nathan Wuornos. Pulse and breathing are steady, he just won't wake up. I take it back, the flu's not the worst thing ever. This is.

AUDREY PARKER

Don't come over. I think I'm contagious.

What is this flu that's coming out of Iceland? Airports are shut down, and I hope that contains it, but holy crow it sounds awful. It certainly puts into perspective my own little health issues.

Filter to Michael Westen

I saw where Sam signed up for that war games thing at the end of the month. If you want to do that with him, I can watch Charlie.

Filtered: White Team

Are you all seeing this news out of Iceland? Disease isn't our thing unless it's White Event related. But it could be. Iceland isn't where I think about a pandemic starting. But with people like the mushroom guy, it could be one of the ones we never got or an ability getting weaponized. Why couldn't it be Madagascar? It's warm in Madagascar.

Such a militant month, March.

[Audrey and Nathan]

Are you two still available to help with my sister's situation?

FILTERED TO NATHAN WUORNOS:

You got big plans this weekend, Wuornos?

[Filtered to the people from Michael's dungeon]

I'm sorry you had to see all of that. It was bad enough having the darkest moments of my life broadcast daily in syndication -- but I never wanted anyone else to have to live them.

Thank you for helping me through it, though. If I can ever repay the favor, please let me know. I promise I'm a lot better at solving other people's problems than my own.

[Filtered to Sam Axe]

Hey, now you can finally say you got to go on that Atlantic City job with me.

I wish my mom was here.

AUDREY PARKER & NATHAN WUORNOS:

Figured it out.

Fire balls. Pumpkin-shaped fire balls.

ICHABOD CRANE:

Emma's getting married. You're the lucky guy who gets to be my plus one. When I have a date, I'll let you know so you can mark it down in your oh-so-busy social calendar.

[Filtered to those who are currently studying the White Event]

Hello. My name is Sydney Sage. I was curious to know if any of you have yet come across any sign of people becoming werewolves or similar creatures as a result of either White Events.

Wasn't gonna say anything about this, but it finally happened in public and I don't have my brother or sisters here any more to help with this.

Sometimes people have been freezing up when I touch them. Like completely can't move.

Guess it started with the fucking glowing. What do I do?

You know, I'm surprised we never ran across this as a Trouble. After all, we had plenty of people who inspired fear, and these things often come in pairs. Maybe they were so fearless that their family lines died and they never passed it on.

I hope that all of you, when you're bravely fighting against the problems this world faces, also have enough of an understanding of fear to keep yourselves safe.

[White Team (Jaina Solo, Peter Quill)]

We have an incident in Syracuse at the Golisano Children's Hospital. Several children have died and there are spores found on their bodies relating to a case previously handled by the NYPD earlier this month.

Two of the bodies have also gone missing. We have reason to believe an individual with new powers may be responsible.

Also, welcome to the team Miss Solo. I'm Agent Anne Weaver. I'll be operating as your superior officer. Should you have any questions, let me know as I'll be overseeing your training.

[Nathan Wuornos and Audrey Parker]

My team will be investigating the incident at Golisano Children's Hospital. I've put in an official request for your assistance on the matter, given your experience.

ANNE WEAVER & AUDREY PARKER

Personally, I can't help thinking that a White Event and a Black Event are probably connected. Are we seeing any evidence of a connection between the two? Anyone who glowed (or didn't) showing up with new powers?

ICHABOD CRANE, AUDREY PARKER, NATHAN WUORNOS:

Hey Audrey, Nathan. Full disclosure, since I know the two of you deal with weird things all the time where you're from.

If someone... glowed in the dark during that black out, what would you suggest they do?

What the heckkkkkkk? Is this what they mean when they say spread your wings and fly? How do I get them to go away?

FILTERED TO ANNE WEAVER:

I wasn't really sure how to start this. My name is Audrey Parker. I believe you know my partner Nathan Wuornos. I'm not sure if he was supposed to tell me or not, or if he suggested it, but we helped Troubled people back in our world. That was literally my entire purpose of course that meant cleaning up Ma -- my own mess in life.

So when Nathan told me about this special team that helps people with powers, I thought that maybe I should contact you to see what I could do to help.

(ooc: pretend this was posted earlier today, in the morning)

Well, my Christmas tree took over my apartment. Surprisingly enough, it hasn't tried to eat me yet. But it's also not going away.

Looks like you were right, Parker-- this place isn't so different from Haven after all.