I don't like talking about myself so Since the need for a second English teacher is low, I'm making myself available for foreign language lessons. There are around 800 languages spoken in NYC so your best bets are Spanish, Chinese, Russian, Hindi-Urdu, Arabic, Portuguese, French, Hebrew and Italian.
I'm also available for self-defense lessons. Mixed-martial arts. Mostly, I need to hit something. If you don't have superpowers and you want to learn how to not get hit by someone without superpowers, I can help. And with that completely ridiculous sentence, I think I'm done here.
[OOC note: I'll be updating the ESD doc after work. I ran out of time to finish this morning. :P]