The Doorway: a panfandom game

[Filtered to Buttercup & Steve Rogers (MCU)]

RED ALERT: I think Bubbles' boyfriend is gone and ughhhhhh she is going to FLOOD THE CITY WITH HER TEARS. She really liked him. But she really likes all of them so whatever. The point is, she's going to cry so much we're going to have to build a mother fucking arc, and as fun as it would be to use repopulation as an excuse to screw you like 24/7 Steve, I'd rather not try to figure out how to round of TWO OF EVERYTHING ELSE. Did I just mention kids Okay let's ignore

[...]

OPERATION DISTRACTION IS IN FULL EFFECT.

[Filtered to Bubbles]


Heyyyyyyy so. Want to go on a surprise vacation?

So the whole alternate realities thing I get, I mean we did literally just close a dimensional portal into a world of alien monsters bent on world domination. I'm also cool with the fact that apparently comic books are real because I mean really, who wouldn't.

What I'm not okay with is WHY THE HELL IT HAD TO HURT SO DAMN MUCH!

Tell them that they took my gums

NUNS

GNUS

How the hell did it get gnus?

GUNS

Gorram thing

I'm not going to pretend like I haven't enjoyed throwing the shield like a boomerang or inspiring future generations, but I think I'm about ready to go back to being Tony Stark. So if anyone could swing that -- maybe whoever it was that started this shit -- that would be awesome. (Also any shield-related property damage that may occur is totally not my fault. And as the shield's owner, Steve will be happy to fix it for you.)

I didn't really expect to miss the R.T. light in my face while I was trying to fall asleep. I guess you miss anything if you've gotten used to it. Except maybe Detroit.

Oh my god oh my god WHY are the costumes of us SO TERRIFYING? What are people thinking?!


Would you look at those monstrosities?! Even the supposedly sexy versions are terrifying. I totally ditched the matchy matchy dress shit after elementary school.



[Filtered to Jesse Pinkman]

Because we are unoriginal, we're dressing as ourselves for Halloween. Do you have plans?

I like the fall. (Of course I like the fall. All the leaves are turning gold and red, right?) Beautiful.

If it weren't for its whole "Winter is coming" angle, it might be really marketable.


[Pepper Potts (MCU)

...Maybe we should go some-place hot warm -- on a vacation.

[FILTERED TO POWERPUFF GIRLS]

BLOSSOM. BUTTERCUP.

WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY.

Halloween is coming up, and we don't even have costume ideas. I don't know about you guys, but I refuse to be in New York and not walk in the Halloween parade dressed up like everybody else. So I propose that we should either do a super epically AWESOME coordinated group costume or we can each wear our own super epically awesome costumes. What say you?!

Oh, and I'm not picky, but I'd prefer something cute-looking. :)

I am not drunk enough for this.

Just point me towards beer.

HAIL MY FRIENDS! I have returned with tidings.

And Sam Merlotte, with mead. We shall conquer this conundrum of brewery yet. I spoke with Bygvvir while at home and he had some suggestions.

[Filtered to Asgardians]

Mother sends her warmest regards.

But, Lady Sif, I will speak with you when you have a moment.

On National Coffee Day, we are reminded that anyone in this day and age can establish whatever celebration he pleases, so long as he has a Facebook account and a few friends with a bit of time to kill.

But they're not all merely frivolous: some are downright backward, like October 16's Boss's Day, or bafflingly unnecessary (e.g. Sandwich Day, Nov. 3rd - was ever there an object that required less public celebration?).

Suddenly parsnip day doesn't seem so very foolish. At least it was only a name, not a command.

I am so not fucking looking forward to fall. Bring back the sunshine, please. I did NOT get enough beach time this year.

[Warded to Blossom and Bubbles]
What do you think about being snowbirds?


[Warded to Jesse]
I'm sorry. I'm an asshole.

( Package for Jesse Pinkman )

[Powerpuff Girls]

Um I think I know the back of my sister's head when I see it LOCKING ONTO CAPTAIN AMERICA'S FACE.

[End Ward]


[Steve Rogers MCU]

That fancy shield of yours, what does it do?
[End Ward]


[Warded to Jesse Pinkman]

Who would win in a fight, me or Captain America?
[End Ward]

I don't know how I feel about this. I mean, clearly anyone who doesn't pick me is gonna be in for a bad time.

Okay, look. I get that people are wary and worried -- maybe not everyone, but some.

I've talked to Angel. He's not evil. He's not going to hurt anyone.

I get that some of you have pretty valid reasons to hate him and want him dead. But some of the things you're angry about are things he hasn't actually even done. So please, stop. Leave him alone. He's not going to bother you.

And if anyone tries to stake him for no reason?

You're gonna have to come through me first.

I guess I can't put this off forever.

I'm Angel. I was told I should introduce myself on here. But I'm guessing anyone who might care has already heard I'm here.

For the record? I have my soul, I'm not possessed by... whatever the hell is supposed to possess me in the future, and I'm not going to kill anybody.

But I'll leave a basket of stakes by my door anyway. Room 302. It's unlocked. Do whatever you feel like you need to.

i know some people here wake up with new memories

but like

has anyone here had to find out about their future via weekly installments aka some fucked up cable bullshit?

instead of getting drunk every week that it comes on, i'm gonna try and do something cool. i'm going to show luke fucking skywalker some classic movies because this dude thinks he can just look it up on wikipedia. the 13th floor is decked out now, yo. have you guys seen it?

what movies do you want to see, we're gonna do it up. star wars, casablanca, fuckin BIG LEBOWSKI


britany

buttercup

nevermind omg girls

Who: Jesse Pinkman and Buttercup
When: About around this time, Saturday 8/10
Where: Jesse's apartment in Potts Tower
What: Not sad drinking, not happy drinking, ANGRY DRINKING
Rating: TBD, but he's drinking and there might be spoilers for Breaking Bad's 5th season, sooo. Also they both cuss like sailors. Trigger warning for talk about addiction, probably, at least in the narrative.

( He wasn't about to Google himself, as that brought on so much trouble. )

Talk all you want about how cronuts are so great and yummy and life-changing, but I bet they aren't as adorable as these. ◕‿◕ And guess who's eating them right now. JUST GUESS.

Okay, the koala one was the tastiest, even though it killed me a little bit to eat it. It was SO good though -- THERE WAS NO WAY I COULD WIN.

Also, a cronut sounds gross. Like a body part -- ew, ew ew.

While I don't have an exact timeline for the renovations on the 13th floor (aside from being told it'll be done "soon"), I'd like to thank everyone for being patient. I know it's frustrating and inconvenient - and the noise is irritating - but the progress is promising. You'll like it when it's all done.

I also thought I should mention, before I forget again, that I've moved a few doors down, so don't go looking for me at my old apartment. I'll be in 109 now, if anyone needs me. Just make sure you ask for the right Rogers.

FILTERED TO JAMES ROGERS:

Are you going to be around tonight? There's something I'd like to talk to you about.

FILTERED TO BLOSSOM:

Dinner tomorrow? Wear something nice.

so i got spider-people wanting to kick my ass because i read their books and god forbid had an opinion

and now i got phoenix force over here denying me a job because she googled me

can i join the witness protection program

I'M REALLY FUCKING HURT, YO