CAPTAIN KIRK IS HERE. FROM THE ORIGINAL SERIES.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
CAPTAIN KIRK IS HERE. FROM THE ORIGINAL SERIES.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Congratulations!
You've been selected to be Elizabeth Bennet's partner in crime this Saturday, May 18, 2013. Duties include:•Eating pizza without a knife and forkAlso, will you go to prom with me? I'm feeling scheme-y.
•Dressing casually as to not arouse Jane Bennet's suspicions.
•Helping Elizabeth Bennet stuff Jane Bennet full of pizza so she has no clue what's happening, and
•Preparing yourself to go to prom.
You didn't.
But you actually did.
I'm about to lose it.
You guys. You guys. YOU GUYS.
Guess who's birthday is in 11 days.
And guess who needs help surprising said person.
» Let's go to that wedding reception tonight.
» Your options are yes, or hell yes.
I think I'm stuck.Filtered: Jane Bennet:
What if we can't put Lydia together again?Filtered: William Darcy
How did you do it? How did you not go insane with guilt over Gigi and Wickham?Filtered: Lydia Bennet
Hey.
» Anyone want to head down to Philly next Tuesday?TEXT TO MR. GOLD:
»Can I work opening next Tuesday and closing the next day?
» You guys don't hate William, right?TEXT TO WILLIAM DARCY:
» Because if you do...
» I'd rather know.
» Remember that one time you offered me a job and I said no?
» I've been thinking about something.