Dear internet,
I think I have found a job. Perth the advice of Iron Man, I put an ad on Craigslist asking if anybody needed me to shine their shoes. I also included a picture. This did not go well the first time because I accidentally posted it in the personals section for Little Rock, Arkansas. A very nice lady asked me how much I charged for an hour and whether I did "in-calls," but I told her that my wife didn't have her dad's car here so I could not travel all of that way. She did not write back. But I tried again in the jobs section for Manhattan and another lady told me that I was welcome to shine shoes at a tall building that is a law office. I guess they don't have time to clean their shoes because they are too busy writing laws. Maybe if I do my job good enough, they will write a law that says April Is The Best And Everyone Should Do Whatever She Says. Otherwise known as the AITBAESDWSS Act. You should practice for when it becomes fact.
Dave Matthews rocks,
Andy
Failed filter to my wife AprilHEY. So, I was thinking that it is kind of weird that we live in the same building but not in the same apartment, since we are married and have already had sex a lot of times. There are a lot of machines in my kitchen that I am afraid to touch. I don't know how to make chili in them, so I have been eating Slim Jims and Cap'n Crunch in a cup. Do you think we should live together again?
Failed filter to Tony Stark from the other dayI found some nails in an air vent. I think they are made of iron. Can you use them in the llama?