The Doorway: a panfandom game

I want my mommy.

So I really don't get it, but Deathtrap has gotten like way into farmville. I wasn't sure he'd be into facebook but apparently he is. So clearly everyone should be his friend cause he's adorable.

I'm debating if I should get him a DS for like harvest moon or something or if I should just upload the program directly into his matrix for him to emulate on his own time. I mean really those claws weren't made for a touch screen, right?

People were talking about comic-con. I want to meet people who dress as me and my friends! It's like the closest I can get to having a cult here and I mean that is just kinda cool as long as they don't sacrificing people and shit cause, you know, that's bad. Especially if they do it in a boring fashion.

[Filtered to Dewitt]

Hey do you want to play dungeons and dragons with me and my friends? There are tasty snaaaaaacks. I know how much you love popcorn and soda pop.

[Filtered to Deadpool]

Are you back to looking normal or do you still look like a douche?

[Filtered to Dungeons and Dragon's group as well as friends Gaige is forcing to play. Also Ed.]

ALL RIGHT NERDS!

Bring yo dice, bring yo character sheets, you're testing your skills against my hellbent desire to kill your characters in creative ways tomorrow night! Who shall kick whose ass? THAT IS THE QUESTION!

Snacks will be provided. Party infighting is encouraged. Extra experience points awarded at the end of the night for best in character moment. Also points for most creative kill!

Anyone who ought to be a younger but is suddenly adult, are you having fun?

Those who've gone younger when they ought to be older, what are you learning?

[Text to Sheldon Cooper]

» Kid. Fury.
» We've got four Tony Starks here. Ours. The one from this world.
» What can you tell me about the other two and the worlds they're from?
» One's hispanic and got a brain tumor if it helps.

[Text Message to Tony Stark (616)]

» Touch base with the other versions of you.
» I'm curious the roster of Avengers in other worlds
» But that is a hornet's nest better poked by you than me.

[After this Text to Logan ]

» Got a question about the Xmen here.

Go home, weather, you're drunk.

[Inara]

Feelin any better? Pickin up some chicken and noodles to drop off.

Though mayhaps you could use a pick-me-up.

Kaylee]

Gettin some soup for Inara, gonna get you some too. Ain't takin none of that "Don't gotta, Cap'n" go shi neither.

Any folk good with a hammer, maybe some construction? Lookin to add-on and rebuild some parts of a ranch I got my hands on. Thought maybe I'd put it out there. Can pay if needed, but the beer and grub'll be free. Lookin to move on this to get it done in a couple months, maximize the summer time best as able.

Anyone got some ranchin experience, you'd be welcome, too.

You know, if people were robots we wouldn't have to be dealing with this sick thing.

I'm just saying. They're better.

[Filtered to Dungeons and Dragons (if you've expressed interest to Gaige, you're included. As well as most of her friends even if they didn't.]

So I've got everything all set up and totally scored a sweet deal on minis and dice at a local shop. So we are READY TO GO! What night works best for everyone?

Also if you're sick you can like skype in or some shit because I will shoot you if you get me sick.

TEXT TO PENNY:

» I'm sick. Bring me soup?
» And Vaporub?
» And sing me Soft Kitty.

TEXT TO HOWARD:

» Howard, I'm sick.
» My temperature is 100.8 and my mucus is milky green, with nausea.
» Where are you?

Even if I could build a TARDIS, she'd never fly, not in the way she's supposed to. She might fly here and there around this world, but she'd never leave for the stars, she'd never travel through time, never back to my home universe. It would just be a box, with no heart.

Filter: Donna

Did you travel with Jenny? I saw your earlier post.

Filter: Sally Sparrow

Do you and I know each other?

Filter: Team Time

So it would appear the only way out of this mess is through the tesseract cube. They really should let me near it. Failing that, it seems the only thing to do is to figure out who is leaving, who comes, how long they stay, if there's clues in what part of their timeline they're pulled from, etc etc. Someone else on this network has to have done the same thing - it's only logical. Anyone have ideas as to who that could be?

Filter: Metacrisis, Other Doctor

Jenny left. I was just getting used to the idea of her. I was going to get to know her.

My roommate went and disappeared.

Which means I can now booby trap the entire apartment for funsies to test DT's and my defenses and reaction times until the next one shows up!

For those interested, and those I may or may not be requiring to come on condition of our friendship, I should have my epic Dungeons and Dragons campaign of AWESOMITUDE done by like Saturday and I promise I'll unbooby trap the apartment for it.

Unless I forget one or two. I mean it's not anything LETHAL. Or shouldn't be.

Anyway if you want me to forward you stuff so you could make your own character instead of using one of my B.A. premades of excellence can totes do that.

[Filtered to Deadpool]

So how could I bribe you into being a test subject for saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay an afternoon?

Are the bees gone? I'm not coming out until they're gone.

I find uninterrupted space promotes uninhibited thought; a discovery made possible only by being forcibly removed from a series of flats I filled over the years with every reference, touchstone, memento, souvenir and trophy I ever laid my hands on, as though physical reminders were the concrete counterparts of their more perfect twins in my (much better organized, much larger) mental space. It was a system of crutches, and I became perhaps too grounded and too comfortable, learning to dodge (muscle memory) and to ignore visually (the atrophy of familiarity) the everyday objects that never altered unless someone fiddled with them, in which case, of course, everything was put completely out of whack. A silly system propped up by sentiment and perhaps a little pride that became more often than not a burden and a distraction.

Now, with all this newly empty space in my living room flowing nicely out into the empty space outside my window, I'm a changed man. Quite liberated. What more does a man need than a pile of cushions, a blanket, a disconnected smoke detector and an expanse to think in? Good riddance, I say, to sofas.

I can't imagine having two.

Well.

Short survey: what did you dream last night?

I answered every question. I answered every question. I answered every question.

I don't know why I even bought Honey Puffs. I'm never going to be able to pick from the low-fiber end of the shelf while I'm here.

Signed up to teach a half-dozen swimming classes at the YMCA the next two months. We'll see how that goes but at least it will get me out of the building on a regular basis which can't be a bad thing.

[Filter: Christine Chapel]

Do you swim?

Who: Howard & Sheldon
What: Roomies!
When: Whenever Howard arrived?
Where: their room, 2209
Warnings: Sheldon being Sheldon? And Howard being Howard.

( ... )

Hello Network. I'm new.

Plus sides, I've been inside S.H.I.E.L.D, my mother didn't follow me through the Tessaract and there are lots of Super Heroines in this building.

Down side, I'm living with a crazy, train obsessed Texan.

Penny, bring me luck?

To: S.H.I.E.L.D. HR <human.resources@shield.gov>
From: Dr. Sheldon Cooper <sheldon.cooper@pottstower.com>
Subject: Employment
Attachment: Resume.doc

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Dear rabbits and friends of rabbits:

Are you a cannibal if you eat a chocolate bunny?

I've got a stable supplier now.

Yadda yadda. Bla bla bla. Emoticon.

xxx. Whatever the hell you write.