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I love it when memes become mainstream like this. I hope there's more!

I said I hated time travel once. I probably still do. But I have realized I hate dimension-hopping even more. Anyone seen any time-displaced X-Men around here? Scott? Hank? Jeannie?

[Post to Alex (First Class), Bobby Drake]

I was thinking we should plan. It's not uncommon for groups to go out for dinner before. At least, I doubt that's changed. In any case, what do you say?

I found this restaurant where you eat in the dark.

FILTERED TO AVENGERS, X-MEN & FANTASTIC 4 (ALL VERSES):

Everybody check in and confirm you're the age you're supposed to be. Or not. Either way, everyone check in. I'm looking at a few of you in particular

what

LAYLA MILLER IF YOU ARE BEHIND THIS

OR KNEW ABOUT THIS

AND ARE AROUND

I just need either a lot of aspirin or a lot of whiskey or maybe both.

SEX.

Now that I have your attention, I'd like to invite everyone to a sex education seminar that will take place on May 15th. If you a student of the Potts Tower educational system and over the age of thirteen the invitation is mandatory. Topics will range from birth control options, disease and even sex tips if you should be inclined to inquire. This will be frank, honest and to the point. The mandatory seminar for students will take place at 4:00pm. The adult seminar will be at 5:30.

Everyone who attends, even those being forced to, receives a goody bag. You'll have no excuse not to be supplied come prom night. You're welcome.

[Logan]
Would you like to emotionally damage young teenage minds by doing the condom demonstration?

[Bones]
Would you like to be my expert on STDS? It comes with dinner. If you know of someone else who you think would be good at talking to kids I'd appreciate the recommendation.

[X-Men (ALL SOURCES)]
All X-Men under the age of 25 are required to go to the student seminar. No excuses. Not even in your head.

How about one more post about the prom? YEAH, LET'S HAVE ONE MORE.

My name is Bobby. I don't have a date yet. Have some facts about me:

1. I'm 16. DON'T PASS ME BY BECAUSE OF THAT. IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A CREEPY THING. IT'S JUST DANCING AND STUFF. DON'T MAKE IT A CREEPY THING.
2. I'm even using vaguely proper grammar right now. Isn't that alluring?
3. Also I can freeze things WITH MY MIND.

Ladies who are 16 or older, in need of some coolness to counteract their hotness, and are single so I don't have a guy 10 times my size shoving my head in a toilet when they find out? Hi. Hey. I'm awesome company.

[young X-Men]

Perhaps it is a bit silly, to ask, but with all the talk of it on this network. Are any of us planning on attending this prom?

[Filtered to Raven]

I was wondering if you might like to go with me.

Bare with me a moment. I promise, it'll be no skin off your back. I mean, I'll power through this so fast, you'll think I'm going lightspeed. And I promise, just the stark facts. I won't dress it up. The naked truth. It'll go swimmingly. I'm going to reveal a few things here. Certain information will be exposed. I promise I'll try not to be cheeky.

Okay. I'm out of puns. Someone else take over.

Nice weather we're having here in New York today. Man, 60s!

All right. I'm going to say this one more time in case any of you missed it.

My old man was a demon. Inu taiyoukai. You got a problem with that? You can take it up with me. Unless he shows up here. Then you can take it up with him. It'll be one hell of a show either way.

[ooc: This is Inuyasha's very belated response to this. Please, please, please don't use this as carte blanche for characters to attack him verbally, although I do expect some hostility from characters who have reason to be hostile to demons. Inuyasha is, by force of experience, very mistrustful of people, and he tends to be abrasive and defensive as there is extreme prejudice in his world against half-demons to the point of people actively seeking to murder them and their parents.]

So I typed up this whole introduction, but it was kind of all over the place, so I scrapped it. Seriously, you didn't want to read that mess.

So now you guys get the new and improved version with 95% less panicking. Okay, maybe 90%.

So, it's not that I'm not really flattered that the cosmic glowy blue cube decided to kidnap me of all people to the magical land of comic books come to life. It's just I kind of have stuff to deal with back home and I really don't want my dad to worry. And Scott will probably set himself on fire or something without me around So if someone could fix this, that would be great.

Also, I could really use some Adderall. Because I'm supposed to take it. Not for sketchy reasons. Do you all have a department for stuff like that, or do I just take care of that myself?

I've already had enough of a cross-time caper for a lifetime. What should this be called, a tesseract trick?

Hi. I'm not sure how many of you know me since I don't exist anywhere else. I'm Rachel Grey Summers. If you do know me, could you tell me when you know me?

POINTS OF DISCUSSION:

1. Okay so money doesn't last as long as I thought it would here and Logan is stingy. anyone have suggestions for a job where you don't have to think much? or work much? I'm not lazy, it's just that the older X-Men are cruel overlords with training.

2. Hey! Avengers, do you take applications?

3. I'm kidding. I'M KIDDING

4. Oh and Logan mind the ice by the door. I couldn't sleep and wanted to see how low the thermostat can register. SO FAR INCONCLUSIVE but I'm trying again later. (HANK, BE PROUD. IT'S LIKE SCIENCE)

FILTERED TO X-MEN MUTANTS, ALL 'VERSES (*):

You kids get it all out of your system last night? Or this mornin - saw more than a few toss their cookies in some shrubs on the run.

Better hope so, because what you kids need is direction. We don't got Xavier's or Jean's school here. We don't got a Danger Room or scenarios were can run on the front lawn. But we also don't got the baggage and the public hate we had back home. Still need to be trained. Still need to learn discipline.

Few of us have set up a warehouse we think'll do just fine. Back to the roots. Vacation's over. If they need the X-Men, we're gonna be here for this world, and if you wanna join, you've gotta be good enough to take the name. That means training.

Adults, we're gonna need everybody on board to train with their strengths, show these kids what you know and how you got there. Junior X-Men, you're in training. Anybody who wants it, gets it. Don't want or think you need it? Get lost.

We'll do a rotating schedule, I'm thinkin 3-4 days a week, but I'm gonna leave that to the adults better with time management, cause if it was my idea I'd have you there every damn day.

[OOC: * If your character is classified as a mutant even if they're not specifically an "X-Men" or they're only on one team, etc, they're included. This is pretty open. So Magneto, Raven, Laura/X-23 are all on this! Poke me if you're not sure!]

Let me die

SCOTT!!
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why did Cyclosp give up teaching???

JFC. Can't a girl eat a pizza hut big box on her own without judgment?

[Filter to Alex Summers (MCU), Hank McCoy, Rogue, Raven, Bobby Drake]
The adults seem to be on a team building kick and that's well and good, but we should have some bonding time that doesn't involve OLD PEOPLE. I have managed to procure (HANK WORD OF THE DAY!) two 6-packs of Smirnoff ice. Do you know that that means?

SLEEPOVER TONIGHT!!!!

We'll have food, games and really terrible movies. You know you want to....

(And if a person HAPPENS to have the power to look like a 80 year old man and wants to grab more booze for us I'm SURE it wouldn't be a problem. And I'm SURE people would be willing to pitch in for the. No pressure. Okay, a little pressure, but not much.)

Filtered to Team Foxtrot aka Bonnie Bennett, Karolina Dean, Bobby Drake, Ken Mack, Lyra Silvertongue, Jeremy Gilbert, and Jamie McCrimmon

Hey guys, I'm Kitty, the new head of ESD and I also happen to be your new advisor too. I'd like us to meet up sometime soon, maybe tomorrow afternoon, or I can take you all out for waffles on Saturday morning, and chat about some things. I'd also like to have a one-on-one meeting with each of you to discuss your classes and plans. It'll be pretty informal. I'm always around and I'm a night owl so don't hesitate to pop by and ask me questions if you have any.

[ Filtered to X-Men & Avengers of All Stripes ]

Good morning.

My brother Alex has brought me up to speed on future events - future events that are also current events to some of you. I can't and won't apologize for crimes that I haven't yet committed. Debasing myself to gain favor is a waste of my time and yours.

The rivalry and distrust between the X-Men and the Avengers has made for conflict both petty and catastrophic. I've contributed to this culture in my own time, and I further break down and eventually obliterate relations between our two factions in the future.

This stops now.

We are two teams with our own methods and culture, and there is no reason to try to unite and become a cohesive whole. However, we fight for the same goal - the protection of humanity in all forms. I've allowed myself to lose sight of this in the past as well as here in this New York, fighting against the idea of my future and allowing it to discolor my perception of my teammates and my allies. While I won't apologize for what I have not yet done, I can see the seeds of it sown in past actions, and those I see now as poisonous.

I will do everything in my power to set events right. I don't need your permission, your affection, your undying trust, or your respect. What I am asking for is a chance.

Thank you.

[ /Filter ]

[ Filter to X-Men ]

The above applies internally as well. My cards are on the table. Are yours?

[ /Filter ]

WANDA MAXIMOFF! Where are you??