The Doorway: a panfandom game

Who is in charge of this place?

I expect to speak to someone with some semblance of authority at once.

I suppose tomorrow, we will all have the opportunity to celebrate the day we gained "independence" from our distant British overlords, and succumbed to the will of another corrupt, all-seeing super government that pretends to promote freedom while in fact enforcing discriminatory policies and suppressing dissent.

I, for one, will not to take it.

Apparently when I was here before, I managed to convince the Pollock Frasner Foundation that I was an artist and my grant is coming up for renewal.

I always imagined artists would have a bit more attention to detail, but who am I to argue?

[Filtered to Charles Xavier]

The X-men are in Brooklyn?

I miss home I heard there was a ranch run by folks around here. Anyone care to fill me in on where it is?

[Telepathic Communication. Xavier/Erik (FC)]

Did you manage to catch the NPR, at all? I ask because I suspect we're the only ones who listen to Talk Radio that isn't in the form of a Podcast, these days.

[Rachel Summers]

I'd like to speak with you about Bucky Barnes.

[Filtered to Charles Xavier]

I'm sure you already know about the new acquaintance I made today.

This may provide the alternative to presidency that I have been looking for.

[Filtered to Mystique]

I may require your assistance.

Friends, mutant brothers, and those who have been powered by the white event:

Our moment in history has arrived.

We all have felt the sting of human hatred, seen the fear and disgust behind their eyes, hidden like beaten animals longing for the light. We have lived too long in the shadow of humanity, consumed by darkness and fear. No more! This world is our world. I am tired of seeing things as they are and asking why. I am tired of dreaming of things that never were, and asking why not. We have the power to make our dreams reality, and we shall do it together!

Homo Sapiens, listen carefully: your time as this world's dominant species is limited. Let this election mark the end of the reign of human terror as the people rise up as one to reclaim our power!

The defeat of my fellow nominees will serve as a warning to any others who refuse to recognize their new position in the coming global order. Fall in line and your vote will be counted. Oppose us, and your destruction will be swift.

Vote for Magneto for Potts Tower president.

Either there's a stomach flu going around as well, or someone had too much fun last night.

I require a cape that has not succumbed to the jaws of swamp beasts.

My tailor and dry cleaner are at a loss.

[Erik]

Are you busy?

[Filtered to Charles Xavier]

I made your damn cooking class lesson plan.

( Here  )

[Erik]

Plans for the end of the year?

[Erik]

First Question: Do you have any opinions regarding, problems with, theories and/or agendas affixed or related to Thanksgiving?

Second question depends on the response to the first.

[Filtered to Charles Xavier]

How long are you going to be pouting about this?

[Erik Lensherr]

I have a question, dear.

It's something that's always troubled me.

My position at the museum has been abruptly terminated.

It is no fault of mine that some children lack any regard for history, nor can I be blamed for their instructor's failure to maintain control of her class.

If you cannot implement order, it is absurd to blame those who achieve it for the manner in which they choose to do so.

Granted, the order was short-lived

FILTERED TO X-MEN:

What is this event that happened that is empowering average people with powers? Tell me everything.

[Filtered to Billy Kaplan, Tommy Shepherd]

It's the second night of Rosh Hashanah. We're having a Seder. You're Jewish. You're both going.

TEXT TO MAGNETO:

-- Be honest.
-- You liked it.

( Street Style Blog, The Sartorialist, Live from NYFW with Erik Lensherr )