The Doorway: a panfandom game

I'm a little disappointed there are not enough archaeology jokes in the world as there are biology/chemistry.

YOU GUYS!

There is totally this thing called the Headless Horseman Hayride and Haunted House and it sounds really, REALLY fun! If we can get thirty people to go we'll get a group rate discount too!

Riley?? Sophie??? Cosima???

It's not until the 19th so we definitely have time to get people interested!

Well, that's exciting. A few nanny jobs all lined up. I should open my own service here in the building, I think. Don't suppose anyone has any babies or small children that need minding while they're working or out doing things?

I had two girls on the street stop me a few minutes ago. One of them proceeded to go into a very long rant about how it was my fault Denny died and how Alex was better off without me. Oh, and that I'd deserved cancer.

Then as she stormed off in a huff, her little friend looked really embarrassed and told me that she was just jealous of me and that she really liked my hair and she took off too.

Does this happen a lot?? That was terrifying. I need a drink.

[Filtered to Meredith]

There is apparently a woman here who looks exactly like me. Apparently, it's Christine Chapel from Star Trek. I feel sort of honored and disturbed at the same time.

I also found a little shop with the most AMAZING coffee. Seriously. Better than the food cart at Seattle Grace.

[Filtered to Riley Poole]

How are you feeling? It should have passed by now, but I still thought I'd check. I don't know how illness works in this world.

This isn't fair! I didn't spend two semesters in Senior Chang's class just for nothing!

Okay, now granted, it was still almost for nothing but that wasn't my fault, and that is beside the point!

Four whole semesters down the drain! NO!!!

Well, I was thinking about throwing a big ol' barbecue, but under the circumstances, it occurs to me that some of y'all might not be in the mood.

When I said I need bleach to unsee Ben Gates' face on Miley Cyrus's body, I didn't mean for my stomach to react so strongly.

Ugh street vendor food, you have betrayed me. After all these years that's I've been so loyal to you? Why?

I need a doctor.

Rum.

So I know a few people had been interested in the class but there was a lack of a professor around teaching it. Keyword being was. This is just a note to let you know that I've decided to teach Archaeology under the ESD. Not exactly the first time teaching but, then again, I've never been in an alternate universe with loads of different people from other worlds before, so be easy on me, folks.

Although I'm somewhat jealous because if I went to a school that taught all of these courses, I might have ended up staying there twelve hours every single day. Lightsaber combat?? YES, PLEASE!

One minute, I was in the time stream and the next

It's very disconcerting to see your own writing on a network you're certain you've never been on. I could expunge everything but I sort of thought I might go back and read it all, but as it turns out, jumping into a time lord's timestream is hard work. I'm bloody starving.

I'm going to go with the unpopular opinion here. And say that Ben Affleck will probably be a good Batman.

He's always struck me as a bit of a colossal douchebag.

Clara seems to have gone back. Just a note to anyone who knew her. I'm really going to

Filtered: Rachel Summers and Kitty Pryde

So this is not the most formal way of going about this but I figured I ought to ask before I showed up or submitted something official... your Archaeology teaching position: is that still open?

Playlist: Finished.
Dancing shoes: Bought.
Space: 13th floor
What: Dance party!
YAY?: BYOB!

Come on up, the speakers'll be booming. There'll be dancing and mingling, and maybe a few finger foods for those who only go for the free food. Shame on you. I intend to get you all shaking your groove thing and getting down tonight.

Ben, let's get those web ropes going, eh?

Well, it sure is nice to know that I'm not the only one who's seeing things feeling really strange. It's one thing to feel absolutely insane, but it's another to be alone in that feeling. Especially when it feels like bullshit.

This whole You're A Fictional Character And Part Of Your Life Is A Movie thing is still somewhat new to me. I mean it helps having three other people share your face so that they don't really know which one you are and if you're wearing a v-neck, they go "David Murray??" (I don't know who that is). That was one level of weird. It could be worse for me, but still weird and like I said, still new. And a conversation about the movies and Ben Gates and Nicholas Cage happened.

Oh and tumblr.

Why? WHAT? WTF?

WHY?

Who were your heroes when you were a kid?

Did you ever get to meet them?

When I was a teenager, Spider-Man was a big deal (if only I knew it was Parker). And the Fantastic Four. I had a crush on Johnny (and I got to go to a movie with him the other day! DREAMS COME TRUE). Then again, I also had (HAVE) a crush on Bill Murray so I don't know what that says about Johnny.

I wanted to BE Linda Hamilton and Pat Benatar. That didn't work out for me, now did it?

Hand all of my personal information over to another branch of government to vote for the lesser of two evils? Why don't you just shoot me in the head while you're at it?

Filtered: Clara Oswald

So I just made loads of money Hey, so. You're super smart. And I just happened to get this feeling that you'd know where a guy could buy some modern-time high tech gear. So if you're feeling up for it, maybe you can help a guy out?

There may or may not be "Dining out" on the to-do list too.

50 bucks on 37 minutes.

[Filtered to Natasha Romanova, Daisy Johnson, Jessica Drew, Valentina Allegra de Fontaine, Logan Howlett, Steve Rogers (all 616), Bucky Barnes (MCU)]

I'm making my Hell's Kitchen storehouse into a primary residence. Keeping the address here officially. It's got a second bedroom if anyone needs a place to cool off temporarily. Give you the address if and when you need it.

[Filtere to Riley Poole]

You got those numbers yet?

Never eating food off a cart again.

Ever.