The Doorway: a panfandom game

The one day I try to use the entertainment center. I'll leave it to you techy types to figure out (it's not working). I think I am just going to go get a smoothie. Maybe from one of those new Avengers ice cream flavors. Show my team spirit a bit.

FILTERED TO 616 HEROES:

Soooooooooo, I'm guessing we're aware on some level that something's going on with the bearded guy on TV threatening the safety of all mankind? Is there some sort of movement in our group to, uh, deal with that? I'm in the dark here, but since there's, like, a hoard of us around, I figured maybe we should talk before we end up tripping over each other because OMG it's something to fight.

Levity aside, I also just wanted to throw out there that Osb I think we should definitely be watching Osborn. I don't have the hard proof to point at and condemn the guy, and I'm not saying to go ransack his penthouse or leaving a bag of flaming dog poop in front step of Oscorp, but I'm dead sure he's making moves from his high tower. A few of us were running into people dosed with some sort of mutagen. On repeat. Think we put a nice dent in those operations, and it's been quiet since, but god only knows how long before it starts again and where things go next. Just so you guys know. I'm gonna keep my sights on anything that even halfway looks like his work, but you guys needed to know.

TEXT TO Jessica Drew:

» if i'm not around the next couple of days don't worry okay

TEXT TO Alex Summers (616):

» did you know about my son? or my dupe or my whatever did you know?

Not that getting transported to other worlds is exactly a new thing, but the timing was a wee bit more atrocious this time. Relatively speaking.

Jamie Madrox, are you around?

If I could go a day without being electrocuted, teleported, time jumped, attacked by Hell Lords/demons/evil dupes/anti-mutant leagues or brotherhood mutants, I'd damn sure appreciate it.


Star?

They smell worse cooked.




It was definitely an accident. Tripped on one, another bit me, my glasses slipped off, it was dramatic, let's not get into it.

FILTERED TO X-MEN, SAM WINCHESTER, AND DR. STRANGE:

Okay, I am NOT okay with some little brat calling me evil even though I am. I should be mature and not let it get to me, but it's getting to me.

So this is me shamelessly asking for an ego boost, pretty much. No "what's the magic word" jokes.

Also, I need to get on with getting myself examined. Strange, Sam, when are you two both free?

[FILTERED TO SHIELD]

Had almost a dozen of the weirdest, most annoying little bastards* come through the Tesseract last night. I imagine any of you can pull up my full report later today, since there's always a chance they'll come through again while another cell has cube duty. Short version, they weren't exactly dangerous, but they were working up to it. Their limbs are easily removed, which they enjoy doing to themselves, but they keep on going regardless. Separating them from their heads slows them down long enough to trap them. Fun times.

[FILTERED TO NORMANDY CREW + ADOPTEES]

Admin tells me Mordin reported his birthday as this Sunday (I'm nosy, deal with it). We should do something. Get out of the area maybe. Notice I'm not being secretive about this. I figured that would just end up a disaster.

Interested in whitewater rafting at all, Mordin? Garrus would have to wear a life vest, it'd be a blast.

[*OOC Note: Link is OOC, since he's never seen Labyrinth. ALSO, I'm pretty open on adoptees. Anyone that's fairly friendly with any of the crew can jump on this, but if you want to double check, you can email me at panicstrickyn@aol.com.]

This place sure knows how to throw you for a loop.

( Erik Lehnsherr )
So...you're my father.

Sorry, I shouldn't have just come out with it like that. But I'm trying to wrap my head around this, and it's...a lot to...wrap my head around.

( Wanda )
Thank you for telling me. Or thank you again for telling me.

( Pietro )
So, you're my brother? Or...half-brother, I guess?

( Alex - 616 )
Magneto is my father.

And I have two siblings I never knew.

I was so sure he wasn't. And now I'm not sure what to think.

( Logan )
So...Magneto is my father. That's new. I think I need a drink.

( Jean )
Is that offer of drinks later still open?

WELL IT'S BEEN AWHILE, POTTS TOWER.

I guess. Maybe not really. Whatever.

Since I know everyone and their moms likes some good gossip, how about this:

I might be coming off the dupe lockdown. By might be, I am, because I got lazy and decided to send one for some take-out, but anyway that being said I need a job. The best part about hiring me is you get like, ten extra hands from one guy but you only have to pay one guy.

Awesome, right? Totally.

( Kitty, Alex (616) )

( Jessica Drew )

[Filtered to Wanda]

Is this normal?

[End Filter]

[Filtered to Scott]

I was kinda actually liking the two Scott thing. Think you could clone yourself? Maybe pull a Jamie?

Nevermind. One Jamie is enough.

Let's nix this whole line of thought.

Can I just say that for someone who's seen a lot of weird, this place is pretty weird?

[End Filter]

[Filtered to Lincoln]

Kind of restless, boss man. Anything to do?

[End Filter]

FILTERED TO 616 AVENGERS (AND HONORARY AVENGERS):

If there was anything weirdly out of tune or suspiciously not like me that I -- or someone in a Spider-Man costume -- did, say, after November 2012, and you guys had recollection of that... you'd tell me, right?

[ Filtered to Alex Summers 616 ]

It's your week to have the Tesseract hate you.

[ /Filter ]

You know, I really thought that when I left the X-Men, this kind of thing would stop happening. Guess not. Maybe, one day, if I wish really hard and think positive thoughts, I'll actually manage to do something - anything - in my life without a kidnapping or some other kind of crazy shenanigans screwing it up. A girl can hope, anyway.

Sadly, closing my eyes and clicking my heels three times did nothing, so I guess I'm stuck here. And I was really liking grad school too.

Anyway, I'm Lorna Dane. I'm a mutant, obviously...if the hair didn't tip you off. Though I don't doubt plenty of people would pick this shade of green, it is natural.

[Filtered to Wanda and Pietro]

I know he wasn't the dad you know, but I'm thinking that doesn't make it any easier. "Sorry for your loss" are the wrong words to say, and I really don't think there are any right ones. If either of you need some downtime to clear your heads, go for it - I'll help if I can.

[End Filter]

[Filtered to just Wanda]

Clear sky, low mid-50s. Good for flying. Just a thought. If you want to do something with Pietro though, I won't argue.

[End Filter]

[Filtered to Scott (616)]

Scott, I need your advice on something. It's not as dramatic as that question sounds when I read it to myself.

[End Filter]

[Filtered to Jan (616)]

All right, let's do that dinner thing before the end of the month. I'll handle coordinating invitations and spreading the word. Jan, can you knock out a food plan? I'll get Scott to help with the guest list. We need to get some spirits up.

[End Filter]

FILTERED TO JEAN GREY, EMMA FROST, SCOTT SUMMERS (BOTH) & ALEX SUMMERS (616... obvs):

I need help getting something to wear for the prom.

And tips. For how to not get stabbed.

( Filtered to Wanda )

I am Kurt Wagner. In the circus, I was known as the Incredible Nightcrawler.

I feel it's right to apologize for my behavior in the Tesseract room. But you must understand, it's been a crazy few. Weeks?

Maybe open a window?

I have been told my friends are here. Hello.

But danke schön for the room. It's beautiful.

Bare with me a moment. I promise, it'll be no skin off your back. I mean, I'll power through this so fast, you'll think I'm going lightspeed. And I promise, just the stark facts. I won't dress it up. The naked truth. It'll go swimmingly. I'm going to reveal a few things here. Certain information will be exposed. I promise I'll try not to be cheeky.

Okay. I'm out of puns. Someone else take over.

Nice weather we're having here in New York today. Man, 60s!

Someone really needs to write a 'Guide to Not Embarrassing Yourself When Someone You Idolize Shows Up'. My backspace key can only handle so much use.

[FILTERED TO ALEX SUMMERS(616)]

I've been informed you will be added to my cell once your training is complete, so I wanted to introduce myself and maybe get to know you a little. My name is Lincoln Lee. I was an FBI agent for eight years before coming here. And while my experience with the strange and unusual likely doesn't come anywhere close to comparing with yours, I'm not entirely unprepared. I hope you will let me know if there's anything I can do to aid your transition to active duty.