The Doorway: a panfandom game

What do spices have to do with the seasons changing?

And why do people keep saying I'm "a little early for Halloween"? I am not wearing orange.

I forgot to mention two things the other day:

1. If any student is in need of extra Mathematics tutoring, I am available. Feel free to contact me here or on my phone [number].

2. I am also available for child minding in the evenings if there are parents here in need of it. The contact details are the same as above; making the arrangements a day ahead of time would be appreciated.

[Howard Stark]

Any updates, or were you killed in the Colorado desert?

I am so over pumpkin spice already, and it's not even October.

[Tommy Shepherd]

Hey, man. You are planning on coming back, right? The food in your half of the fridge is going to go bad soon, and I'm going to start eating it.

[Peter Parker (MCU)]

You okay, dude? You were acting kind of weird on Saturday.

[Tony Stark (MCU)]

The New York Genome Center looks like a go. We just need to set up a meeting to finalize the funding details. They'll work around your schedule.

New season of my show starts tonight. This summer lasted forever, not knowing what happened. It will be nice to get some answers.


[Caskett]

Will you be watching with me?

It's National Coffee Day and I'm going to celebrate in the best way possible: getting as many free cups of coffee as I can to do a proper taste comparison of all the available options and then staying up all night long. Who wants to join me?

Well, that didn't take long.

Hi, I'm Llewyn, and I'm fucking broke.

Who: Agent Venom and Spider-Man (616)
When: Friday night, Sept 26, 2014
Where: Out in the city.
What: Worlds collide! Patrolling is interrupted by Agent Venom and Spider-Man meeting face to face and having a chat.
Rating: PG-13? A bit of swearing. Some beating up thugs violence.

( You just got bit. You mess with the city, you mess with Spider-Man and Agent Venom. )

Looks like I've got two days to figure out the best way to commute to Long Island daily. This is what I get for whining about not getting to ride my bike as much as I want, isn't it?

Filter to X-Men

Hey, so I remember there being a post awhile ago about offering help to those affected by the white event. Thanks to the younger Pepper, there are a few people who've taken up residence at the shelter I talked about here on the network. They seem to be doing ok so far, but I was wondering if any of you would be willing to help out if they needed it. I can offer them some help, but I know my situation isn't nearly the same as theirs.

Filter to Pete (616)

Alright, thought about it. Or well, made my decision days ago, but haven't poked you back.

Anyways, I'm in. And I think it's better if you're involved with this. If just because it might make it a little less awkward than me talking to him for the very first time just to tell him that he doesn't know me but if he gets bored one day and goes through the past employee records, he might see me under another name.

[Filtered to Widdershins staff]

I think since we're entering October, we should discuss marketing strategies and sales. Anya was always much better at the business end than I was, but this is practically peak season and wares nearly sell themselves.

With the weather changing I think I may have to buy myself some new clothes. Or at the very least a coat and boots. Does it get very cold here in the winter?

( Snow, David, Emma, Mulan, Regina & Ruby )

[Tony Stark, Pepper Potts (616)]

um, Tony?

Why is this in your calendar for lunch on Wednesday:

[Jefferson]

Does your ability to find things extend itself to difficult to locate download torrents?

Nick Fury (616)

I tried porting to France and I can tell it wants to work but it isn't.

I was in a shop today and in the course of my shopping I discovered I was listening to the music. Can anyone tell me the meaning of "Would you let me see beneath your beautiful? Would you let me see beneath your pop tart?"

Filter to Carol Danvers (EMH)

Hello. I understand that we share living space, but I haven't seen you at all we haven't yet been introduced. I'm Penelope Featherington.

Filter to Henry Jekyll

Hello, Dr. Jekyll. I have been given permission to fetch the belongings I left behind, and I was wondering if I could impose upon you to help? The paperwork indicates that there are several boxes and some pieces of furniture.

[Howard Stark, Sharon Carter (616), Steve Rogers (MCU), Clint Barton (MCU)]

Dad and I went over the codes that you sent us, Sharon. We're pretty confident that we can use JARVIS to override the commands that he's receiving and disarm the thing, but since we don't know where he is or where the current signals are coming from, we're going to have to get in pretty close range.

Which means we've got to do something to lure it out of hiding. My suggestion: Get Steve to do the dance of the seven veils out in the open somewhere.

Who: Henry Jekyll and Edward Hyde
When: 28 September, evening
Where: Henry's apartment
What: Henry exercises some scientific caution. Better late than never, right?
Rating: PG

( He felt his doubts and worries were entirely justified. )

So who is buying
Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel?
I want co-op buds!

:D \o/

( Letter to the Esteemed Mrs. Anne Shirley )

Where is Torunn?

I seem to consistently forget about posting here and elsewhere when events of import happen to my little shop. This week it's that we have reopened after the vandalism of last week. As a result of this vandalism, we will be selling the least damaged of the damaged books at a significant discount, and they will be sold until they are gone at that rate. Do please stop in and pick over the lot, and feel free to browse our regular selection. If you aren't able to find what you're looking for, please talk to me and it will be located and shipped to the shop. Or, if that is inconvenient, shipped directly to you.

Shall I look into acquiring a shop cat? I've always fancied myself a cat [...] person. Angel. Entity.

Are you kidding me? First my boyfriend, now my best friend? I hate you, Tesseract.

Filter to Sherlock Holmes

You are a private investigator, correct? I have a case for you, sir.

Filter to Walter and Steve

That man sent me another letter. In this one he vaguely threatened a lawsuit based on HEARSAY, if I don't return his damned dog to him. He also asked if I know of anyone who might be able to help him out, the poor dear. I'm going to set Sherlock Holmes on him.

[Joan Watson]

I need you to assemble the troops.

I also need you to not laugh when I tell you the details of the case.

[Text message to Tony Stark (616)]

-- Hey so u fuck up almost as much as me right?

[later: Text Message to Steve Rogers (MCU)]

-- Hey, we're pals right?