The Doorway: a panfandom game

Who the flying fuck created these vampires?!

» I have something I'd like to ask you.

To the aspiring/current teachers: can you please try not to go at a super easy pace at the beginning of the semester only to suddenly pile a whole bunch of things together towards the end of it? Because chances are that your students will lose so much sleep they'll be blacking out at the most random times only to look down at their textbooks to see this...

( Cut for pic )
And not remember if that was already in the book or if they wrote it under the influence of sleep deprivation. Which is a pretty sure sign that they might be going crazy if they really DID write it.

I might need to cut back my work hours.

SO I know that if I mention "prom" on the network, I know someone is bound to get someone to snap but seeing as this is a request from my darling brother, Philip, I'm going to just continue. This is a much belated request for any single 16+ girls looking to go to Midtown High's senior prom this year. My brother's single and he's 18 and he wants you to know he can drive (I don't recommend getting in a car with him though).

Who: Enjolras & Grantaire
When: Backdated to Monday Night
Where: Grantaire's Room
What: Dinner
Rating: Low

( I would drink a case of you )

TEXT TO HOWARD STARK:

» Hey. I'm really sorry about Peggy. Anything I can do?

Just a short update for SuperSuds; a longer scent list is in the works! But until then, here's this month's limited edition fragrance:

Where The Heck Is May?: inspired by the sluggish start to the warmer months, this fragrance is a nostalgic take on spring and summer remembered, but not yet enjoyed. Fog, ivy, violets, and lemon meringue float by ethereally, tempting but never quite there. Do you remember what spring is like?

Also, I don't recommend using heat vision on vampires. Ew, and surprisingly ineffective. I guess it could be effective long-term, but really, all it does is produce a barbeque-like condition.

[ Filtered to Jan 616]

Hi! I hear you're someone to talk to regarding alterations? I'm going to prom but all my dresses sort of make it look like my chest is trying to lay claim all the way to my chin. And while I'm all about showing off my gifts, I'd really like to breathe.

[ /Filtered ]

Filter: Edna Mode

Apologies for the randomness of this. A little while back a new friend told me to talk to you about clothing for me. Ah can't touch people, you see, and in this city of so many it is hard to walk without bumping into anyone. Um. Yeah and oh, ah'm Rogue.


Filter: Severus Snape
Ah wanted to thank you again for this charm - it is beginning to wear out ah think but it is still the best gift for anonymous walking ah've ever had.

TEXTS TO BRUCE BANNER (MCU):

» Soooooooo
» Did you ever go to your prom?
» Or were you like 12 and nerdy in HS, Mr. Genius?

FILTERED TO THE AVENGERS (who fought vampires*) + BUCKY BARNES (MCU): [*if your Avenger has been helping to fight the vampires, they're on this! all verses!]

I wanted to take a moment to thank all of you for your hard work over the last few days, and to say that on behalf of myself, my team and the city of New York, we appreciate everyone's willingness to lend a hand and work together to protect the city. Bucky and I got one last night, to add to the rest. I doubt the fight's over, so keep your eyes and ears pealed.

If anyone needs me over the next few days, I think you all know how to reach me. In light of yesterday, I'm taking a short break from the network. I'll be around, but I need a moment to myself to clear my head. Thank you for all of your kind words.

I've never had the opportunity to compare something I fought to a disco ball before. Interesting experience, but I prefer the vamps from our world, or the demons. Either way, it was nice to be able to do something productive.

Vampires I'd never expected them to I have seen, and heard of, all sorts of strange creatures throughout my life but I must say that these vampires are amongst the strangest.

I'd become so preoccupied, rightfully I believe, with the news surrounding them that I'd forgotten all about Beltaine. Or May Day, I recall hearing someone say. It is strange not to be participating in the festivals as I would while traveling in Albion. Nevertheless, it is good to hear that some of the traditions carried over even through so many years.

Who: Howard Stark & Walter Blythe
When: Wednesday, May 3rd - Afternoon
Where: Howard's room.
What: A bottle of Hendrick's and a discussion about war.
Rating: PG-13, possible triggers for mention of war violence, loss, etc.


And I heard a voice crying: ( This is the Path of Glory.  )

FILTERED TO NEW GIRL FOLKS:

Oh MY God. We are so not going to talk about last night's episode.

Weekend. True American. Lots of booze.

FILTERED TO CECE:

OMG, Cece. I seriously don't have any idea how to act around him now! Especially not after last night's episode. He's clearly not there

TEXT MESSAGE TO MARY WATSON:

» Mary, how are you?
» I feel like I have not seen you in ages and we live together.
» That isn't right.

This is not over, disco barbie. Rebekah, give me fifteen minutes and we're taking her down.

Hello everyone, I'm here with a few ESD updates!

We are looking for a new advisor, since Leia has been sent back. Please e-mail me with your resume and interest. For now, advisees of Leia can check in with me.

Like most schools our official year will end in June for those of you who have been here the whole semester. So you get a real summer. Those of you who started halfway through can chat with me about catching you up. That doesn't mean the classes stop being offered over the summer. People are free to still sign up and talk to their teachers about it, they're basically electives over that time, and it'll be there in case any new students come in through the Tesseract. There are a few students who will be 'graduating' and I have the tests for you to pass in order to get your diploma. I'll be happy to write anyone recommendations if they want to move on. Any newcomers who are trying to adjust to the modern times, we have classes that will help you adjust to the current world and the technology.

Prom is May 18th, we're getting there! Food and beverages will be served, and yes, we will have music that is good for modern dancing and a few of us ballroom people to enjoy. All ages are invited.

I think that's it for now. Any questions or comments, hit me with it!

EDIT: The finals for this semester as the last week of May, please check with your teachers for the days. The first week of June everyone can get their grades and have a last lesson or two with their teachers. The summer semester starts June 17th.

I feel like we should Rifftrax the Twilight movies this weekend.

( Delivered to Pepper Potts bright & early by someone wearing a giant pepper shaker costume and singing happy birthday with the voice of an angel. )

LBD crew (-) William Darcy (+) Alicia Spinnet

You guys. You guys. YOU GUYS.

Guess who's birthday is in 11 days.

And guess who needs help surprising said person.

I found the most perfect baked good in the history of the world this morning.

( cut for delicious pastry goodness )

Is it always this hard to find a date? The movies make it look so easy.

[Jan]
Will you go to the dance with me? The girl I asked said no because she's already going with someone else and I really want to go cuz we never had these things back home and you can't go if you don't have a date cuz it's really weird. Pleaaasseee will you go?

*Filtered to Professor Hastings*

I just got word that I got the job at the salvage yard. Its only a few mornings a week for the summer (but could easily turn full time as well, I offically start next week) so would it be wise if I cut my summer class load down a tiny bit and hold off on a few classes? I'm also thinking about self study at least for now when it comes to history. If my orignal plans make sense I could retake the exams this winter and move into university come spring?

Its odd to say but it feels like I'm in university already.

Smallish edit: Is is also bad to say but I'm not exactly keen on a sex education seminar thanks to a few leftover demons.

Well, it's no Jolly Roger... But it'll work in a pinch. And it would get me out of this blasted building for more than just work

Now accepting donations.

I'll admit. For a while, I was convinced this must be some sort of dream or collective hypnosis--in part because were this real I'd have been knocked unconscious by something ages ago.

Suffice to say, I can now say I am more confident.

Although. This had made me appreciate our vampires a bit more.

Teal'C and Captain America, you're the WORST. Really, I need to stop drinking with people who can take their liquor.

You'd think I'd learn, but nope, nope, nope, BIG NOPERS. Ain't gonna happen.

If you need me, I'm hopefully going to be entering kel'no'reem in a few minutes.

Ugh

Who: Christopher Pike & Barbara Gordon
When: Monday, April 29 evening
Where: 13th floor patio
What: Dinner, discussion of *issues* and planning a trip
Rating: PG13 for language
Warnings: Possible trigger warning for discussions of suicide / depression

( I don't think there's anyone here who needs me quite that much. )

Starfleet

Here are my thoughts for a Starfleet Picnic / BBQ:

• Saturday 11 May
  
• Rockefeller Park Preserve
  
• Potluck BBQ
  
• games, hiking, general goofing off
  
• Feel free to bring guests
  
• There will be horses for trail riding in case anyone is interested.
  Added:
  
• bonfire
  
• stargazing

Thoughts, suggestions, etc? (Volunteers to be grillmaster?)

TEXT MESSAGE TO HARRY POTTER

>> Hey, Harry
>> Let's go off somewhere
>> Just you, me and Hermione
>> Dunno about you, but I'd just as soon avoid the hungry vampires
>> And it's been ages since it was just the three of us

Posted via Journaler.

TEXT TO FRANCIS BARTON:

✉ Hi.
✉ So, you don't know me, but my name's Steph.
✉ I'm a friend of Kate's.

TEXT TO KATE BISHOP:

✉ Contact has been made.
✉ Which makes this sound like a secret agent thing.
✉ Which it's not.

i dont care bout a dum dans id rathur hunt the bad vampirs

Who: Christopher Pike & Leonard McCoy
When: Saturday night, April 27
Where: Pike's flat
What: Bones walks in on something interesting
Rating: PG13 for language

( And what was all of that for, Pike? )

I will be going to prom. I am okay attending without a date. However, if there is a girl who would like a date, I would like to get to know you first.

-Azari

Today has turned out to be a good one: I got the job at the salvage yard. Its doing repairs on small appliances, electronics and minor car problems a few mornings a week but that means I get to be useful again. Now I just have to replace a few tools and I will be ready to start next week.

SEX.

Now that I have your attention, I'd like to invite everyone to a sex education seminar that will take place on May 15th. If you a student of the Potts Tower educational system and over the age of thirteen the invitation is mandatory. Topics will range from birth control options, disease and even sex tips if you should be inclined to inquire. This will be frank, honest and to the point. The mandatory seminar for students will take place at 4:00pm. The adult seminar will be at 5:30.

Everyone who attends, even those being forced to, receives a goody bag. You'll have no excuse not to be supplied come prom night. You're welcome.

[Logan]
Would you like to emotionally damage young teenage minds by doing the condom demonstration?

[Bones]
Would you like to be my expert on STDS? It comes with dinner. If you know of someone else who you think would be good at talking to kids I'd appreciate the recommendation.

[X-Men (ALL SOURCES)]
All X-Men under the age of 25 are required to go to the student seminar. No excuses. Not even in your head.

» I have a favor to ask.
» And yes, it would mean that I owe you one in return.

FILTERED TO CLINT BARTON MCU:

I set my son up on a date to prom. My alternate universe, thirteen year old son.

» Did you know that Rygel HAD OUR BABY INSIDE OF HIM!?

Who: Obi-Wan Kenobi and Byron Sully
When: Wednesday night April 24
Where: Sam’s
What: Meeting over food
Rating: Low

( Obi-Wan had yet to master the art of cooking in his new surroundings. )

[Filter: Mara Jade]

I would have simply asked this on the network but I didn't want to look like a fool.

Do you have any idea what a "prom" is? It seems that a lot of people are talking about it but it's not something I've ever heard of.

[Filter: Sam Winchester | Fox Mulder]

You up?

I had some interesting dreams last night.

[Filter: Christine Chapel | Fox Mulder]

I'm still here. I'm sorry I've disappeared.

FILTERED TO PIPER MCLEAN:

Hey. I have two questions for you.

First question revolves around this prom that people are talking about. Is this something you'd be interested in going to? (If the answer is yes, I swear that I will come up with a more creative way of asking you to said prom, but I want to make sure you actually want to go first.)

Second question is a bit more complicated. Would you mind if I met up with Reyna for lunch or dinner or something along those lines? I wanted to make sure you were really okay with it before I did anything as I didn't want to do anything that you would be uncomfortable with.

Edited to add - FILTERED TO REYNA:

Hey, Reyna. Did you still want to meet up for lunch?

TEXT TO ELIZABETH BURKE:

» I've never lost a client quite like this.

I just have one question.

ARE THE VAMPIRES GONE???

FILTERED TO NICK MILLER:

Soooo. Jess.

I don't know what's going on, but whatever it is -- it's your fault.

Fire is the Devil's only friend

Could somebody explain this to me, please?

what

LAYLA MILLER IF YOU ARE BEHIND THIS

OR KNEW ABOUT THIS

AND ARE AROUND

I just need either a lot of aspirin or a lot of whiskey or maybe both.

Sang on the subway today. Earned three bucks. I can do better than that.

Picked up the phone and almost called my dad this morning. Got a dead number instead. Why does that hurt so much?

And I'm going out tonight. I have three bucks. I'm rich!

And if I see Twilight vampires, I will alert SHIELD.

Who: Lincoln Lee & Olivia Dunham
When: Backdated to Monday, April 29, 2013
Where: Somewhere in the SHIELD building
What: Liv finds out she’s been transferred to another cell without her permission or even any notice from Lincoln and drags him into a supply closet to yell at him.
Rating: PG-13 at most.

( 'How the hell do I know I’m not going to go back to the tower today and find out that I’ve got a new roommate?' )

Does anyone else want to hunt down Stephanie Meyer for creating ridiculous vampires who sparkle?

Just me?

( Filtered to 616 Avengers )
I've been conned into going to prom by my sixteen year old alternate universe son, with a date to be chosen by my eighteen year old ward.

What's going on, how is this my life and how do I fix it?

( Filtered to Jessica Drew )
I know we're not exactly talking right now, but I just wanted to clarify it's not a date. He just made me agree Kate could pick someone for me to go with. It's not anything. I'd much rather be going with you, but that's not really in the cards right now.

( S.H.I.E.L.D. Advisory Notice to Potts Tower Network )

[FILTERED TO RACHEL SUMMERS]

How are you settling in? Anything giving you any trouble?

[FILTERED TO SCOTT SUMMERS (MOVIE)]

I'd like to ask Rachel to dinner at the apartment. Are you okay with that? If not, you can say so. I can meet her for lunch somewhere else.

[FILTERED TO LOGAN]

Next time you cry wolf, I'm not buying you a beer unless it's to throw it at your head.

[Filtered to Malcolm Reynolds]

Mal. Can I ask you something?

Passing a fraction of one's 118th birthday in quiet reflection of Les Demoiselles d'Avignon's finer qualities seemed apt. It is a bit older than I am, after all.

Ding dong, disco barbie is dismembered.
And torched.

I read up on all this prom business. I guess we're supposed to spike[Spike will you fit in a punch bowl? HA!] the drinks, dress up all nice and end the night in tears because of various reasons that all seem to have something to do with our dates?

Oh, really, Tesseract? You can keep some people here for months on end but you can't keep others, WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

You can stop guarding your Butterfingers now, New York City. Dominique's gone home.

FILTER: LILY LUNA POTTER

Happy birthday, Lil. I hope the arrangement was as good as it looked online.