The Doorway: a panfandom game

TEXT TO EMMA SWAN:

» You see this week's yet?
» I think we ought to talk about it, if you did.

TEXT TO RUMPLESTILTSKIN:

» I've been meaning to ask you something.

TEXT TO BELLE:

» Did you get your present?

TEXT TO DAVID NOLAN:

» Thanks, for today.
» It meant a lot.

TEXT TO HENRY MILLS:

» I had fun today, Henry.

TEXT TO BEN REILLY:

» Soooo, Gwen's staying over now?

( Delivery for Clara Oswald. )

TEXT TO WANDA MAXIMOFF:

✉ I need a break from thinking about sparkling vampire-related problems.
✉ So, in that vein, I have a question about prom.
✉ No, I'm not asking you to go. I'm far too old to go to something like that.
✉ Just...why do so many people care about it? Especially the ones out of high school.

I've come to a couple of conclusions:

Prom is evil. The adults here are freaking over it, if they want to be there, there's obviously something evil going on.

Vampires are still lame. When did they start sparkling? Fairy + Vampire = This?

[Filter: Nico]
So. Dress. Need one. Maybe.
Shopping? I still say prom is evil, but I've already died. I don't want to stick around here if you guys blow up...so help me find a dress? W/O your help I'm going to follow this websites directions on how to make a dress from electric tape.
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Tags: !network post, claire danvers, gert yorkes (616), humberto lopez / reptil (616), illyana rasputina / magik, julie power / lightspeed (616), laura kinney / x-23 (616), nico minoru / sister grimm (616)

Pay attention, this is a very important question.

Your favorite flavors of ice cream?

Why are there vampires.
Does anyone know how they can be stopped?

101 uses of Charm Speak.

#72. Temporarily convincing sparklepires that they don't actually want to try and kill you.

On March 30th, 1918 the Canadian Cavalry Brigade rode into waiting German machine guns in the Moreuil Wood. They were fought back, and so dismounted and returned with fixed bayonet to the forest, engaging hand-to-hand with the German 23rd Saxon Division. The commander of 'C' Squadron Lord Strathcona's Horse, Lieutenant Gordon Flowerdew, British-Canadian was fatally wounded. In fact, in the Cavalry charge, more than half of the men in C Squadron were killed, but, the charge so unnerved the Germans that they lost their advantage, halting the German Spring Offensive.

Sparkly vampires. What the hell went wrong in that world?

[Filtered to Ianto]

So, Mr Ianto Harkness-Jones, how's married life treating you so far?

Oh, and did I thank you for the pocketwatch? Because it's magnificent.

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FILTERED TO STEVE ROGERS 616:

Well, well, someone is a man of his word. The union flag tea pot is a bit over the top, but it fits the stars and stripes on your uniform, doesn't it?

Pop by any time you like. I could always use the company.

[Filtered to AU parental figures (both Steves, both Natashas)]

Listen I'll be honest, if you guys don't give us something to do, we're just going to go out there ourselves, because we're Avengers and we killed Ultron.

If it's civilian duty that's fine, but don't sideline us.




[Filtered to Next Avengers]

Suit up, we're not staying in and hiding.

[Don Draper]

I'm coming over.

Shirking my duties, yes. But as far as I know, metal suits offer rather good protection against teeth so I imagine the Starks Tony are fine. And I'm sure the tower itself is fine, but I'm not leaving you to rely on SHIELD.

Who: Fox Mulder & Dana Scully
When: About 5:30 Tuesday morning, sorry Scully.
Rating: Lowish probably

( Scully, it's me. )

[ Filtered to Peter & El ]

Sara's gone.

Before you ask, I'm fine. Another day, another dropping shoe.

[ /Filter ]

So these vampires. Their skin isn't actually worth anything, right? All this talk about diamonds is strictly rooted in simile.

Isn't it just the way that we finally need Barton and off he goes?

So, dad wants me to go to prom. He mentioned something about having 'normal' experiences. I was wondering if you could help me find a 'friend-date'. I don't want to but, if it's absolutely necessary, I'm willing to pull out the p-word.

Oh! Dad will need your help in this too. That's right, I'm making him go.

Seriously? Sparkly Vampires? What the glittery hell? Ah'm gonna be over here laughin'. Tis bout the funniest thing ah've heard all week.

>>Hey.
>>I heard about you and Harry breaking things off.
>>I don't know details.
>>Are you okay?

Now that things are falling into place in terms of school my next goal is to find a job. Already put in forms for one of the salvage yards (interview set for tommorow) and a pawn shop (to fix small electronics and the like) but someone did suggest I consider freelancing in electronics and small appliance repair of all things. So is it even a reasonable option?

As for all the talk about prom I'm debating it.

Also have the 1st 3 installments of the novels in hand, time to start facing the past in its written form.

Peggy's gone.

Thought everyone should know.

[ Filtered to Jessica Drew ]

So. You, me, we should have a little talk. I know you're probably not up for it now, but it needs to be said.

Make up your fucking mind.

Look. I get it. You're hurt. Shit happened, and you're feeling betrayed and let down and confused because you never thought he could possibly be this fucking dumb. I've been there. Maybe not at the same level as this, but I know what it's like to be let down by Clint Barton so hard that you want to punch him right in the eye just to screw up his aim out of spite.

But there's being angry at him, and there's jerking him around for two weeks without giving any sign whether you're going to actually give him the time of day ever again. If you want to break-up with him, fine. Give it another go, fine. Something wherever in between those two, fine. Anything is better than an extended silence and uncertainty. And you know what, even if you don't have a decision, it might not hurt to just talk to the guy. I don't know. It's just one of these crazy new-agey ideas we kids have nowadays.

And if you're wondering, no, I'm not prone to listening to what angry adults tell me to do regarding my best friends even when they have what they think is my best welfare in mind.

Better pass boldly into that other world, in the full glory of some passion, than fade and wither dismally with age.

~James Joyce.

For a minute there, this life was almost normal. One of these days we'll gank one of those sparkly sons of bitches.

Taco Tuesday, anybody?

[kate]

I know you're all out on a bloody witch hunt for sparkly vampires - sparkly, which does not include me. Just pointing that out.

FILTERED: JAMES SIRIUS, ALBUS SEVERUS, LILY LUNA, JAMES POTTER AND LILY EVANS

So Harry and I broke up. Thought you should hear it from someone directly involved.

Doesn't change how brilliant I think you all are, cheesy cliche words of optimism here.

Does anyone else have any strange call signs?

I'm just curious. Some have to worse than mine.

Let's take a time out from vampires (team JoLo got two BTW) to appreciate that it's April 30.

And you know what that means.

What's tomorrow?

Oh, yeah. It's my birthday.

Too much prejudice against sparkly people.

[Filtered to Nick's A-Team: Natalia Romanova, Bucky Barnes, Jessica Drew, Steve Rogers, Logan Howlett (all 616) ]

Ever think it there are some people who could stand an "unscheduled return via the Tesseract?"

[I'm going to go ahead and pre-emptively add a warning for comments discussing violence]

Who: Cassie Scott
When: Early afternoon of April 30
Where: Her apartment
What: Some musing about Jake's disappearance.
Rating: G

( Cassie hadn't seen Jake for years prior to his being brought to this alternate world. )

I wonder if the vampires can ... get quaked to death...

Sparkly vampires running all over like crazies. I kind of want to see one so I can trip it into a wall and try my talents out on it. I mean, it'd be kind of a fun experiment. But so far they've eluded me. damn


T-minus 20 days until graduation from training round 2... good lord, do I do NOTHING else? I am looking forward to the grind of training from now until then, though.

Who: Tamara Adama and Lee Adama.
When: Tuesday evening.
Where: Rooftop of Pott's Tower.
What: Contemplating.
Rating: High, just to be safe.

( It's not the long walk home that will change this heart )

Who: Sam & Veronica
What: conflicts over hunting
When: Tuesday
Where: Veronica's work, then elsewhere
Warnings: fighting, probably.

( ... )

I've been beaten, stabbed, shot, dropped from great heights, etc, but I never balked as much as I did when I just hit my frakking knee and bare big toe against the table.

I have to think about this.

Don't worry, nothing's broken. I know what that feels like.

Still funny.

Sparkly vampires, eh? Are we sure Gilderoy Lockhart didn't just get loose? His smile was definitely dazzling.

Vampire movie marathon, anyone? We need to be prepared!

So this prom is a big deal, huh?

Alright, I've made up my mind.

I need to get out more and it seems like a better chance than any, so I guess I'll be going to the Prom here in a couple weeks. I figure 'why not?'

Anyone going just for the sake of meeting new people?

TEXT TO BRIDGET JONES:

>> So. Sparkly vampires.
>> Which is just wrong on so many levels.
>> Ever had the urge to be like Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
>> I bet you and me could take their sparkly asses.

--Hey, Ken...are you available now?
--I kiind of need to take you up on that offer, to talk, I mean.
--If you're busy it's cool, no worries.

TEXT TO CHRISTINE CHAPEL:

» Do you have free time after work this week?
» I need to buy a suit.
» And I've never done it by myself.
» Or without a woman's opinion.

( Package delivered to Lily Luna Potter, 12:01am )

[Emma]
Your father.

[Ruby]
When is your next day off? We need to go exploring.

[Aurora | Ashley | Belle]
I may need your help.

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Just out of curiosity, how old is too old to be asked to go to a prom?