Now that I have your attention, I'd like to invite everyone to a sex education seminar that will take place on May 15th. If you a student of the Potts Tower educational system and over the age of thirteen the invitation is mandatory. Topics will range from birth control options, disease and even sex tips if you should be inclined to inquire. This will be frank, honest and to the point. The mandatory seminar for students will take place at 4:00pm. The adult seminar will be at 5:30.
Everyone who attends, even those being forced to, receives a goody bag. You'll have no excuse not to be supplied come prom night. You're welcome.
[Logan] Would you like to emotionally damage young teenage minds by doing the condom demonstration?
[Bones] Would you like to be my expert on STDS? It comes with dinner. If you know of someone else who you think would be good at talking to kids I'd appreciate the recommendation.
[X-Men (ALL SOURCES)] All X-Men under the age of 25 are required to go to the student seminar. No excuses. Not even in your head.