The Doorway: a panfandom game

Filter: Wanda Maximoff

I have refrained myself from asking for this long because I know you have always wanted a healthy relationship with that Magneto, and my stepping in would hinder you from having that (but know that staying away has been completely out of character for me and it's left a bad taste in my mouth). But now I must ask... how often do you talk to him? What do you talk about? How do you feel about him being here?

And is "extreme fascination with octopus" a phase that teenagers go through now?

Filter: Billy Kaplan

Want to go to the New York Aquarium some day? Or should I assume you've already gone?

Filter: Penelope Featherington

Excuse this coming later than intended, but how was your first day at work?

[Text Message to Sophia Burset]

-- Hey
-- Want to help me do something stupid with my hair?

I, River Song, being of sound mind and ridiculously sound body, do hereby bequeath all of my earthy possessions (of which I have VERY FEW HERE) to any of the Doctors that want them.

If any of you lot need me, I'll be crawling in my bed, dying a blessed death. And by that I mean Shhhh. River is sleeping off lots of good liquor and a great lot of fun. If I die, dispose of my body someplace beautiful and befitting a time-traveling psychopath, please and thank you.

FILTERED TO CLONE CLUB, TEAM BRAIN, & WILLOW ROSENBERG:

Okay, so that didn't go so well. On the way to work this morning, some ninjas ended up running into me. I say it like that, because they actually grabbed me by the arms and lifted me in the air. They also threatened to throw my air tank

Guess what they wanted?

FILTERED TO PETER PARKER 616, BEN REILLY, & JOHNNY STORM:

[Voice to Text.]

What's purple and screaming as its being dragged by an armor truck?? Give up? It's me!

Look for the tiny purple balloon heading toward the docks. That'll be me. Or you could just sit around eating pizza. I don't mind.

So philanthropist Tony Stark provides us with free medical, a place to live in one of the most expensive cities in the world and a no strings attached monthly allowance -- but no yacht?

I, for one, think he's skimping.

[Nick Fury (616)]

I hope I didn't miss your funeral.

[Anne Blythe]

Hey, I didn't notice this yesterday, but I went up to the thirteenth floor to clean up a few things after yesterday's mural painting, and I found this on one of the other walls, any idea who might have painted it?

Who: Mara Jade & Phil Coulson
When: July 17(ish), 2014
Where: New Mexico
What: A conversation between two former SHIELD agents.
Rating: Low
Status: COMPLETE.



( I’d be stupid to pass up a lightsaber as long as it’s wielded by the right kind of person. )