[Ben Reilly]

So. Let's talk about infiltrating Oscorp, shall we? What kind of clearance do you have already, and what do you think you'll need to get where you need to be?

[Steve Rogers MCU]

[Captain America]

You wanted to talk to me?
...Sir?

[Filtered to Adrian]
I'm tired of sneaking around, and going up three floors all the time to see you. You're my boyfriend and I love you.

Move in with me.

Oh, that's perfect. That article was exactly what I needed today.

[ kate, angel, dyson, wesley ]

Let's find the asshole and just rub it right in their faces, shall we?

[ dean, cas, jo ]

Veronica and I are moving out of the tower. You should all do the same. I've a feeling it's going to get really unpleasant around here now, with all the hate coming our way. We've gotten some heat before, but not like this. And this place is unpredictable and unsafe enough without the help of the general public turning on us.

There'll be room (temporarily) on our couch, once we've got a place, and there's the cabin for anyone who needs it. We're trying to find a place that'll have other apartments nearby, so we can stick together. If you want to, I mean. Just... don't stay in the tower, okay?

I watched those Hobbit movies and saw why people keep calling me Thorin. I like him. He's an ass but I like him anyway. And the things I could have done with a ring like that. That thing is a thief's dream.

[Filtered to vampire hunting people]

So. Those vampires that everyone's been getting their knickers in a twist about lately. Do they happen to look a bit weird round the forehead and eye area? Sort of... scrunchy?

[/Filter]

FILTERED TO SAM WINCHESTER + VERONICA MARS:

Let me just apologize for last night. I stepped over some boundaries and may have been ... rude? Uncouth? Let's go with overly familiar.

Dean says I have problems with personal space.

FILTERED TO DEAN WINCHESTER:

I never thought I'd say I miss home, but there you have it.

I swear, if I wasn't pregnant and it wasn't my birthday, I'd be down there going for throats. What's the opposite of holy water? Whatever is, I need to start flinging it back. These people don't even know how to come up with a good chant. The Protest Committee's really scraping the bottom of the barrel with these nuts.

[Sam Merlotte]

I found this. I can't decide if it's a good idea or a terrible one, so you tell me, Mr. Food Critic.

[Filtered to those helping with the nursery]

This morning I got a call from the delivery guys saying they'd be here at around 3:30. If you're still interested, I can offer you free drinks and food to help set it up and move it around. It shouldn't take too long, either.

REFUGEES SABOTAGE TOWER

INVESTIGATION

BREAKING NEWS: The horrific murder of Java Moment owner Stephen Meier is poised to go unsolved, as no leads have been uncovered in his death. The Daily Bugle has learned from anonymous sources that Potts Tower resident and NYPD Homicide Detective Kate Beckett has been assigned to investigate ( TheDailyBugle.Com )

Tags: !the daily bugle

If I'm not careful I might end up spending all my money on shoes. It would be so easy to do!

( cut for picture, not filtered )

I still haven't found a job, though. I've never had to work before, but if anyone here is looking for help I'm a quick study.

It's shocking the things that people blog about. The last 24 hours have been eye opening.

[ooc: So, Felix Blake assigned Claire to find out who within SHIELD has a tumblr account. If you have a SHIELD agent/scientist/engineer and want them to be on that list hit up Claire's drop box in her journal. If you wanted to give me an example or two or three of what they blog/reblog and the types of blogs they might follow that would also be grand]

[Jane Foster]

Want to make this a Mai Tai Friday?

FILTERED TO TEAM BRAIN:

So I went off to lunch, right? Garage sales are my jam. Anyway, I found this amazing wood carved box, and it had these weird totems or talismans in them. I thought they were cool so I started inspecting them. Rabbit, Ox, Pig. They're Zodiac symbols.

Anyway, so the ox is the first one I picked up and when I grabbed my coffee cup, I smashed it to pieces. Weird right? Thought it must have just been chipped but when I got up, I practically threw my chair around the room without meaning to. So I experimented. I can lift a car, but then something weirder happened. I started doing everything super fast. I got to work in under 5 minutes. Running. I didn't even break a

And I may have blasted the tires out on some cab driver who almost ran me over WITH MY EYES. But we can talk about that when we meet up to see these things.

So, a funny thing happened to me today.

( TW: blood donation ) Anyway, afterwards I wander around some, see a pair of trousers I like at a shop. Go in and try them on in the change room -- they look fine, so I take them off and bring them to the clerk to pay.

It's only then that I realise that I've left my wallet in the change room. In the pocket of my trousers. I had tried to check out in my boxers. Which makes the cashier's comment: "You're pretty desperate for these, aren't you?" make more sense than I initially realised.

Alanna, are you taking new patients? There is someone I would like to see you.

TEXT TO ALEX VAUSE:

» Gonna be thirty minutes late.
» Will you wait?

WHO: Dean Winchester + Cas
WHEN: June 2
WHERE: Their apartment at Potts Tower
WHAT: Dean and Cas ... kind of bond? A little? Dean explains that he might be a demon, but he's nowhere near as broken as Endverse!Dean.

( Only now you're a demon, so good job on not screwing things up. )

Who: Sam & Cas
What: making stuff right, hopefully. Over drinks.
When: Friday night
Where: Sam's
Warnings: TBD

( ... )

So tumblr kinda sucks.

I miss small towns. Anyone know the best place in the city to pick up a bow?

Monday is the 3rd anniversary of my thirtieth birthday.

We're going drinking tonight, who's with me?

[THOR]
Do you want to do anything for my birthday?

[SITWELL]
My birthday is Monday, can I have a three day weekend?

[DARCY]
GET DRESSED WE'RE GOING OUT! So far it's you, me, and Betty.

[Text Message to Clint Barton (MCU)]

-- Where is the nearest bouncy castle?
-- This seems within your area of expertise.