I watched those Hobbit movies and saw why people keep calling me Thorin. I like him. He's an ass but I like him anyway. And the things I could have done with a ring like that. That thing is a thief's dream.
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So. Those vampires that everyone's been getting their knickers in a twist about lately. Do they happen to look a bit weird round the forehead and eye area? Sort of... scrunchy?