The Doorway: a panfandom game

[Text to Deadpool from UNKNOWN NUMBER]

» New phone. Same story.
» How's your stock of small arms and explosives.

( Deliveries for Nico and Julie )
( Delivery for Humberto )
( Delivery for Bucky Barnes (MCU) )

All right, so I'm looking at classes at NYU and now I remember why Mom and I had those epic battles about school. I wanted to go to NYU forever but she didn't want me that far away, blah blah blah, she told me no, I was a little punk to her and she told me to go to my room. ...now in the retelling of it I guess it's not that epic, at least not in comparison to our battle with the Nazi bee guy. HEY RUNAWAYS DO YOU REMEMBER THE NAZI BEE GUY? Freaky shit. ANYWAY, I'm having the problem where I can't decide what classes I want to take, mostly because I have no idea what to do with myself.

See, ever since I can remember, I wanted to be an Avenger. This was before I knew I had any powers. I "borrowed" a police scanner and souped it up, I used to stalk the neighborhoods looking for crime, and I probably would've ended up like that kid in Kickass if my life hadn't exploded like it had.

Soooo I guess this is a question to you superheroes out there: how'd you wind up where you are now? I mean, I know the origin stories, hopefully not in that creepy/stalking way, but I got the basic gist down. No villains

I'm looking at the computer science program, but I'm pretty sure I could test out of half of the classes. I've got stuff to learn, yeah, but I think of "Intro to Computers" and I want to cry. I mean, I'm working for TONY STARK and PEPPER POTTS right now. The espresso machine is more complicated than some people's OS.

( LOST )

TEXT TO CHRISTINE CHAPEL:

» I'm sorry to do this, but can I get a raincheck on dinner?
» Maybe reschedule for next week or the week after?

TEXT TO CHRISTOPHER PIKE:

» Haven't heard from you
» Do you still
» Sorry to have to cancel dinner tomorrow night.
» Not up for it feeling well.
» See you next Thursday??

TEXT TO JASON TODD:

» Been MIA I know.
» Couldn't, after Monday morning and Dick leaving disappearing
» How are you doing?

TEXT TO HELENA KYLE:

» Sorry for the mess in the apt.
» I'll clean it up eventually

( Filtered to Jenny/Hazmat )

[Filtered to Dr. Banner]
I'm sorry I didn't say it yesterday, but I wanted to say it now: Thanks. For trying to help, and for being straight with me. And for being so nice when I lost it in the CT machine. I haven't had good luck with sciencey types before, but so far you seem pretty okay.
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[Edited to add after this]
[Filtered to Avengers Academy]
Dr. Banner called me down to talk. Thanks to the Tesseract, I've only got a year or so before I'm too insubstantial to interact with the solid world, and maybe a year after that before I dissipate all the way into nothing. He's pulling together all the super smart scientists, and they're going to try to fix me. No promises, but they'll try.

In case they can't, I'm going to start a bucket list and get on with checking it off. Feel free to start submitting ideas.
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Here's a "getting to know you" question: if you had to name one thing that you've done that you think everybody should experience before they die, what would it be?

Fuck. What is this shit? Am I hallucinating again? I haven't done that since we got off the islands.

So they said I should introduce myself but they also said I'd been here before, which is a bit screwy because I think I'd remember if I was in New York, living in a tower owned by Tony Stark. Anyway. I'm Jason Brody. Apparently I'm from a video game. I'm still not convinced this isn't a hallucination.

Anyone else keeping the livestream of the Vatican on? I'm not Catholic, but I am curious to what is going on inside and when they will make their decision on Pope. I've also been in the mood to read Angels & Demons, even if it is a fictional portrayal of what goes on during the conclave.

So any guesses how long it will be before they select a new Pope?

[ TEXT MESSAGES TO JAMES SIRIUS POTTER ]
» JAMES SIRIUS POTTER
» Jamieeee
» Come on, we're going out

Cameron, can I scan your body to compare with John's? You'd be naked (note: scars, birthmarks, other physiological differences).

TEXTS TO SCHMIDT:

» YOU WERE GOING TO You.

TEXTS TO JESS DAY:

» Sorry I ditched you.
» Let's go drinking tonight.

( Delivered to Room 1508 c/o Wanda Maximoff )

In case you haven't seen Vicki's announcement, we are having a fun gathering in our room on Saturday. Anyone is welcome to stop by, at least those that will have a good attitude. And yes, we will have food and drinks for all.

Filter: Pavel Chekov

You're coming, right?

[Filtered to Rygel and Moya]

Two Crichtons? We're frelled.

[End Filter]

I think I've gotten the hang of the microwave.

These eggs things definitely don't work.

>> Please ignore the mess in the kitchen.
>> I apparently misread the directions for the microwave dinner.
>> I'm going out to find some cleaning supplies that are more hard core.
>> Otherwise it may stay that way for the rest of the year.

Habemus papam: Jorge Mario Bergoglio. Pope Francis I.

Apparently there is a Kickstarter to make a movie about my future.

That makes me wonder...everything that has been on the show, as far as I can tell, has been true for me. Does that mean that the movie really will have my future? Even though it's been made while I'm here by the actress that has my face instead of me?

It's weird to contemplate. I suppose those that have movies about them coming out might know how I feel.

TEXT TO JOAN WATSON:

» I have a request
» When we return from Boston
» Would you mind if I take your sofa for a night or three
» While I wait for a room reassignment
» I promise not to use it as a prop in an amateur pornography.

TEXT TO MYCROFT HOLMES:

» Can I borrow 50 quid?

Yesterday brought you guys deep fried mac & cheese and cheeseburgers, today I bring you Doughnut Plant. You're welcome.

Personal favorites include: PB & Blackberry Jam filled, Triple Chocolate cake, and Chocolate Hazelnut filled.

FILTERED TO PETER PARKER (616):

We've got a little funny business on the tracer, Man of Spiders. You notice?

I have the read-out of his whereabouts until he just went off the radar, so either he crapped out the tracer or he's gone off the grid. Either way, we should check it out ASAP.

Is anyone doing anything for Pi day? It's tomorrow.

No work for a day? New high score on the pinball machine, oh yeah.


I need a hobby

FILTERED TO HANK McCOY:

Dude, you should see old-me's outfit. You could get so many cool ideas from that thing. It's like a--

Uh

Electricity meter? Containment suit? It doesn't just harness it but it like.. levels out what power he's got and monitors his energy. It's crazy.

FILTERED TO ALEX SUMMERS (616):

So, hey. Thanks.

How're things with Scott?

You know, I am not very fond of these things called 'underwear.' I don't understand the point of them, really. Do you need so many layers of clothing?

But more importantly I suppose..

Do you foul up your clothing that often that you must place layers between the top and your skin. How weird. I don't think I shall wear them again.

FILTERED TO EMMELINE VANCE:

And now I understand why you suggested holding off on finding out too much about the future.

FILTER

Please list your alcoholic drinking establishment suggestions... here.

TEXT TO JOAN WATSON:

» Since apparently my name is shit right now to Sherlock, just . . . make sure he doesn't do anything stupid?
» Which I know you know. I just don't know how much he's telling you.
» If he really does want to move out, I can help pack up some of his things and bring them to you.

TEXT TO GREG LESTRADE:

» Got any plans for this evening?

Who: Moya and Cameron Mitchell
When: Wednesday afternoon
Where: Unit 1207 (Ruper Giles & Cameron Mitchell)
What: Moya wants to see Cameron naked...
Rating: Some nudity, otherwise low

( It isolated her, being so separate from so many parts of people's lives, even those especially those she was so close to. )

So we have a book club and a LGBT club and probably any manner of clubs I don't know about yet, anyone in for film festivals or something like that?



Filtered to John Watson BBC

Waffle Wednesday. How about it?

I think the best part of working at the deli is that every now and then, no matter where I am, I smell salami. Sometimes it makes me hungry, but that's alright. We haven't had too many customers at the Fat Turtle today. Do you think turtles can get fat? I wonder if their shells get bigger or if they just get fat rolls along the shell. Nothing worse than clothes that cut into ya.

To tell you the truth I'm a bit bored. Someone want a sandwich? You have to pay, but they're good.

Truth or dare?

TEXT MESSAGE TO DEAN WINCHESTER

» Attached picture
» still got the other half to share
» free now?

It's about time I introduced myself. I would have done it before now, but I was working on my business plan (more on that in a second). The name's Schmidt. And trust me when I tell you that this place is going to be vastly improved by my presence.

Why you ask? It's simple. I make my benjamins in making people look good. Technically, it was businesses I was marketing for, but the same model can be applied to individuals and, let's face it, this place is MARKETING NIRVANA.

What does that mean for you? I'm so glad you asked! See, most of the people in this building should be raking in the free swag. You're fictional? SWAG. A superhero? MORE SWAG. A creature of the night? SO MUCH SWAG, IT'S RIDONK. The point is, I'm offering to network for all you freaks weirdos amazing individuals to get you the free goods that you so rightly deserve (for a reasonable fee of a percentage of the loot, of course).

For the record, I survived almost a decade working with only women and I'm more persistent than a horny chihuahua that's fallen in lust with your leg. That's a FACT you can take to the BANK. If you're interested in what I can do for YOU, drop me a line. You will not be disappointed.


ALSO: On a completely unrelated topic, if you're not a complete moron and you want to learn the best drinking game in existence, be at room 910, Friday night at 8pm. If you're a guy, bring an offering of beer and any stray objects that can bear the weight of an average adult male. Ladies, just bring yourself.

This place is awesome! It has so many altars to me and my sisters all over the place. I can't wait to check out the ones to me!

I'm Thalia, muse of Comedy, minor shepherding Goddess, Goddess of Happy Endings, etc. I can't wait to see what people are doing so far in my future. They claimed you all don't worship the Muses anymore, but you have our altars EVERYWHERE, so I'm totally not believing.

If Apollo is here, I'm going to be way too busy to do dancing lessons. Or choir practice. Or pottery practice. Or whatever boring you think you can throw at me and unless Zeus is here I don't need a Guardian either. :P!




OOC: trigger warning for discussion of possible Non-consensual God behavior behavior.

OH EM GEE!!!!! THEY DID SOCK SLIDES ON GLEE!!!!!!

[Haymitch came back to his room tonight after sleeping through the day on Cinna's couch and found his entire room sparkling clean and a note from Effie that read:

"Your place was starting to smell. This isn't going to be a routine, I'm not your maid.

You're welcome.

-- Effie"]


Text to Effie Trinket

» I didn't ask you to do that.
» How did you get in there anyway?

[Filtered to Emmeline Vance]
I had a good time the other night.

[Filtered to the LGBT Plus group]
New York City's Gay Pride week is coming up in a couple of months. It starts with a Rally on June 28th and finished with the Parade on the 30th. Julie and I are at the very least planning on attending everything we can and have asked for those days off of work. For those of you who are also interested in going you should get your time off requests in early! We're planning on meeting in the lobby of Potts Tower every morning at 9:30 to go over as a group. Then we can all split up and enjoy as we like!

But! We were thinking that it might be kind of brilliant for us to be represented in the gay pride parade somehow. I am honestly hoping for a float, but we need to see what kind of interest we have first. If not enough people are interested in working on a float then we can always put together a group to march. Please let me know if you're interested in doing either of those things for the parade and I'll see if we have enough interest to do a float or not.

Cheers!

I need suggestions for hobbies that would satisfy my need for an adrenaline rush and works as a coping strategy and are wheelchair accessible - or at least somewhere I don't need to use my legs.

Any ideas? Or fellow adrenaline junkies?

[Kirk & McCoy]

Help me out here, Kirk. Also, McCoy doesn't trust us to brainstorm this alone. No idea why.

You know the Girl Scout website has a tracker on it to find Girl Scouts to get their crack cookies.

So why is it that they're never actually where the tracker says they are? I just want my cookies!

[Filtered to Dr. Banner]

So I'm one of Maddy's friends from the academy. Don't know how much she told you about us. My names Hazmat. I come from further down the road, where shed already been cured and this whole turning into a fart in the wind thing had been solved. Granted it was solved by a jackass with plans of world domination but that's like every other Tuesday back home.

Anyway, I took the cure. Thing is I had to take the antidote to save my friends. Dr. Pym said that my body was basically immune to it now, so he couldn't just make the same cure over again to fix me. I'm not really good at the whole science thing, but I mean if I had the cure in me and it worked on her the first time. Maybe I could help? My body is immune to something.

I know she talked to you though and I wanted to help if I could.

FILTER TO WANDA MAXIMOFF:

Hey. Listen. I know we haven't talked really, not since that day at the mansion when I had one too many margaritas and opened my big mouth. I spent a lot of time down in the microverse thinking about how I could fix things. Most times, I came in on a white flying horse from Asgard, but that's besides the point. You're too classy to freeze me out, but I just - you're one of my best friends, and I want to make things right between us.

[Filter to Carol]
I'm not sure donuts can wait.

[Filter to Alex Summers (616)]
I realize now that trying to solve the puzzle when coffee was inside was a bad idea. Still a fan of the cup. Thank you.
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This is the longest I've ever been without contact with my twin. Minus the times we were brainwashed or suffering amnesia. For someone so fast he is extremely late getting here.

Who do we talk to so we have a non-insane roommate with proteges who terrify you?


Help me.

( Delivered to Charles Xavier )

WHO: Leonard “Bones” McCoy and Kitty Pryde
WHERE: Kitty’s apartment
WHEN: Monday night, 11 March 2013
WHAT: Bones needs somebody to listen to him for a little while
RATING: PG-13 might be a sprinkle of language but nothing bad.
STATUS: Complete

( First, I’m sure I don’t need to say it, but I’m terrible at this sort of shit... )

Who: Clary Fray; open to Jace, Isabelle and Alec
When: Saturday after her arrival/around 7pm
Where: Jace, Izzy & Alec's apartment
What: Clary's looking for some answers.. and some familiar faces
Rating: TBA

( Izzy and Jace hadn't been happy to see her the last time she'd made a surprise appearance. Only Alec had said it was nice to see her, which was just weird, because most of the time she was pretty sure Alec didn't even like her. )

Well this certainly beats being sent home and told to enjoy a long wait without any assignments. Since I'm feeling rather polite, that faint tremor you may have noticed was me. And since I am feeling ever so kind right now, I'll even play the game and introduce myself.

I'm Daisy. Daisy Johnson.

[Text to Eärendil]

» Eärendil what delays you?
» Let me know if you are still coming tonight.


[...]
» What has your attention tonight?

the text goes unanswered because this thread

I never imagined, not even in my wildest dreams, that hell would be so clean.