I think the best part of working at the deli is that every now and then, no matter where I am, I smell salami. Sometimes it makes me hungry, but that's alright. We haven't had too many customers at the Fat Turtle today. Do you think turtles can get fat? I wonder if their shells get bigger or if they just get fat rolls along the shell. Nothing worse than clothes that cut into ya.
To tell you the truth I'm a bit bored. Someone want a sandwich? You have to pay, but they're good.