sheldon is a genius. (knocknocknock) wrote in thedoorway, @ 2013-03-23 00:35:00 |
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To: S.H.I.E.L.D. HR <human.resources@shield.gov>
From: Dr. Sheldon Cooper <sheldon.cooper@pottstower.com>
Subject: Employment
Attachment: Resume.doc
To whom it may concern, My name is Dr. Sheldon Cooper, and I am a theoretical particle physicist. I am also a comic book collector with an eidetic memory, which means that I am already very familiar with the physics of this universe, including an object called the Cosmic Cube that is either analagous to (or perhaps identical to) your tesseract. I am certain my expertise in the subject and extraordinary intelligence would be invaluable to your tesseract project and to any other important research endeavors. Sincerely, Dr. Sheldon Cooper |