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Mar. 15th, 2013


[info]themojoman

Just in case anyone missed Schmidt's invitation to our party tonight:

LAST CALL FOR AN INTRODUCTION TO BEING A TRUE AMERICAN.

Tonight. Room 910. 8 pm. 21 and up only because I'm not about to get arrested in New York City. This face was not meant for prison. Ladies, bring your beautiful selves. Gentlemen, bring beer to share and something that we can stand on, or you'll be sitting in the corner with Nick all night, wishing you were a part of this much awesome.

[info]nick_miller

Mass text

[Text to Jess, Cece, Schmidt and Winston]
» People have read my book.
» My zombie Book.
» I am Nick Miller of Z for Zombie FAME.
» I TOLD YOU IT WOULD BE A HIT.

Mar. 13th, 2013


[info]fullofschmidt

It's about time I introduced myself. I would have done it before now, but I was working on my business plan (more on that in a second). The name's Schmidt. And trust me when I tell you that this place is going to be vastly improved by my presence.

Why you ask? It's simple. I make my benjamins in making people look good. Technically, it was businesses I was marketing for, but the same model can be applied to individuals and, let's face it, this place is MARKETING NIRVANA.

What does that mean for you? I'm so glad you asked! See, most of the people in this building should be raking in the free swag. You're fictional? SWAG. A superhero? MORE SWAG. A creature of the night? SO MUCH SWAG, IT'S RIDONK. The point is, I'm offering to network for all you freaks weirdos amazing individuals to get you the free goods that you so rightly deserve (for a reasonable fee of a percentage of the loot, of course).

For the record, I survived almost a decade working with only women and I'm more persistent than a horny chihuahua that's fallen in lust with your leg. That's a FACT you can take to the BANK. If you're interested in what I can do for YOU, drop me a line. You will not be disappointed.


ALSO: On a completely unrelated topic, if you're not a complete moron and you want to learn the best drinking game in existence, be at room 910, Friday night at 8pm. If you're a guy, bring an offering of beer and any stray objects that can bear the weight of an average adult male. Ladies, just bring yourself.

[info]liftandseparate

TEXTS TO SCHMIDT:
» YOU WERE GOING TO You.

TEXTS TO JESS DAY:
» Sorry I ditched you.
» Let's go drinking tonight.

[info]holdingout

Filtered to Jenny/Hazmat )

[Filtered to Dr. Banner]
I'm sorry I didn't say it yesterday, but I wanted to say it now: Thanks. For trying to help, and for being straight with me. And for being so nice when I lost it in the CT machine. I haven't had good luck with sciencey types before, but so far you seem pretty okay.
[/filter]

[Edited to add after this]
[Filtered to Avengers Academy]
Dr. Banner called me down to talk. Thanks to the Tesseract, I've only got a year or so before I'm too insubstantial to interact with the solid world, and maybe a year after that before I dissipate all the way into nothing. He's pulling together all the super smart scientists, and they're going to try to fix me. No promises, but they'll try.

In case they can't, I'm going to start a bucket list and get on with checking it off. Feel free to start submitting ideas.
[/filter]


Here's a "getting to know you" question: if you had to name one thing that you've done that you think everybody should experience before they die, what would it be?

Mar. 11th, 2013


[info]nick_miller

Jess, did you buy drugs instead of tea? DID YOU DRUG ME? Why else would I be in the middle of a summer blockbuster? I knew I shouldn't have downloaded it online. I knew piracy would come back to haunt me, but I didn't expect it to happen in a drug induced after school special. At least it's not Transformers. Damn you, Michael Bay. Damn you.

Mar. 8th, 2013


[info]themojoman

JESS SCHMIDT CECE

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

Mar. 7th, 2013


[info]themojoman

This is one crazy ass hallucination. The doctors said otherwise, but of course they'd say that. But hey, what the hell? It'll be more fun to play along. I'm Winston, but you can call me the Mojo Man,

Mar. 5th, 2013

[info]aprilglowers

so i may never see my parents again, right?

Mar. 4th, 2013


[info]gigglebangs

Hey guys... I was told we could introduce ourselves on this network thing, and maybe meet some other people who are famous for one reason or another too.

This is weird.

Seriously, you guys, there is a BILLBOARD with my FACE on it. My last run in with modeling went HORRIBLY, so I'm kind of like, how did you get me to not screw it up?

FILTER TO CECE & SCHMIDT:
I don't even have my crafts box. I can't just KNIT. I am SO BORED.

True American?

[info]liftandseparate

This whole thing? Almost exactly like fantasy #14, so I'm having a hard time believing this wasn't completely orchestrated by Schmidt. After tonight, I really wouldn't be surprised if he went completely half-co

As much as I love New York, I should not be celebrating the night of my engagement here.

Nov. 24th, 2012


[info]peppers

Hello, everyone. My name is Virginia Potts. I'm better known as (and answer to) the moniker that Tony gave me many years ago, Pepper.

I wanted to take a moment to welcome you all to the Refugee Network. Tony Stark - as well as many others - created the network so you would have a safe space to talk without the prying eyes of the media. I'd like to give them a warm thank you for their hard work.

Some of you have been here for a while, and as of today, the Tesseract has given us more refugees than it has in the previous five months, and it's still going. I'd like to take a moment to thank the hard-working men and women of S.H.I.E.L.D. for their diligence and perseverance. Without their quick thinking when refugees began to appear, this would have been nearly impossible for any one of us to handle.

And on that note, Director Fury has asked me to pass along the message that they are in dire need for Administrative Staff to help with processing. Anyone who is interested can pass on a note to your Housing Assistant.

Speaking of, there should be one Housing Assistant per two floors (and in one case, three floors). Should you require any assistance, they should be able to help you. Potts Tower is not a new building, but we have gutted it, given it an ARC reactor for clean energy, a full service gym in the basement, an outdoor patio and pool area, and an entertainment area. We plan to utilize all of these areas in the upcoming holiday season in the hopes that it helps alleviate some of the melancholy of being without your families.

Once again, welcome to the Refugee Network and Potts Tower, and I look forward to getting to know you.

-Virginia Potts

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