Sometimes a man just needs to listen to Celine Dion and feed squirrels stale pizza crust. Is that so wrong?
[Schmidt, Winston, Jess and Cece] I still think a fake wake is a ridiculous idea, but I’ll do it. If anyone mentions racetracks or side deals I am punching you in the throat. Okay, I'm not going to actually punch you, but I won't be pleased.